The Instigator
JimShady
Con (against)
Winning
9 Points
The Contender
AdmiralSlaughter
Pro (for)
Losing
0 Points

Rap Battle 9

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after 3 votes the winner is...
JimShady
Voting Style: Open Point System: 7 Point
Started: 2/15/2017 Category: Music
Updated: 1 year ago Status: Post Voting Period
Viewed: 553 times Debate No: 99937
Debate Rounds (4)
Comments (7)
Votes (3)

 

JimShady

Con

I'm just finished number 8, ready to start up a new rap battle. We got the rules down below, let me know if you got more:

1. No copy and pasting other people's work.
2. Pro starts rapping in Round 1, and in Round 4, he forfeits or posts nothing to make it fair.
3. You can be as vicious as you please.
4. Fight hard.
AdmiralSlaughter

Pro

Aight lets flow this real smooth
Its me just a little jv
commin straight up
gonna lay these rhymes uncut
lets go
You say you want to be the best
well let me put you to rest
This is a test
you're going to be done faster than your mother runs from the fact that every time she sees your face she cringes at the disgrace that she needs to face at the fact that she birthed such a disappointment.
Debate Round No. 1
JimShady

Con

Admiral Slaughter thinks I go easy on noobs to this site
Only been on DDO one day and start a feud, is that right?
Doesn't matter, I'll roast and barbecue you all damn night
Cut you to bits and spit on you to make you stew, have a bite.

Give lube to this dyke because he needs to get unstuck
Cause his flow so slow, bjtch just leave in the dump truck!!!!
When you spit even just one rhyme, it's just dumb luck
Speed it up, (Admiral Slaughter gizzes), gross cum, yuck!

Dumb fvck, not like that you fvckin' queer, what's with you?
Why you always lookin' for guys to go and cum kiss you?
Someone go ahead and give this guy one tissue
Cause when he sees a guy he can't control himself, some issue...

It's fun to diss you, I'll choke you like the dark lord Darth Vader
Ima hard debater, stark hater, run you over in my car later!
Bjtch just got on Debate.org, you're such an irate thot, wh0re
In vain I got scores against this easy mof, he don't even start wager

No excuses in the comments, that's pvssy shjt
I'll abuse you even witha conscience, hey wussy, quit.
AdmiralSlaughter

Pro

you seem so focused on if I like men
I think this hits home for you
Back when your uncle used to touch you
Have little flow I just might
At least I know how to spell come right

Aight I tried to be simple
Lessen up that butt hurt a little
You say you'll choke me like darth Vader
Are you also going to have mommy issues too

You think I'm wack
Well think back
To when your only quality was your sister had a nice rack
I feel bad for her I really do
Since she got a sex change because of you
You showed her men aren't good
Almost killed herself like your butt should.

Wow so sad
Had to disable profanity
Afraid they are Going to make you mad.
And you call be the baby
Debate Round No. 2
JimShady

Con

You talk about flow, but you're just a hypocrite
Your nonsense really blows, and it's just shjt, so quit
Know who else blows? your mom, that Bjtch don't quit
On my c0ck she goes, so long, my djck's so big!

Interested on how you thought I can't spell come right
I MEANT semen, your daily men pleasing, you dumb dyke
In this gun fight I'm unkind and shoot you, I'm the #1 guy
Your nasty vag has fungi, kick your nappy @ss up high

Shoulda passed this guy, he can't even pull a double rhyme
Ima smash this fly (you), you know that it's trouble time
Get my stabbing pike, thrust it in your butt hole fine
I grab the mic and dab all night you know I'm gung ho, right?

Your bars, well, some don't like, they're just like poison gas
This aint WWI, so quit giving us that shjt, all the Doughboys pass
Concede to me, it aint even, G, please just leave, you got no choice, @ss
My bars don't quit, they are so quick, but you? Well, your voice, l......a.....g.....

I didn't disable profanity, why would I ever do that? Then I couldn't say:
My bjtches wiill cradle those damn titties, dyke should never shoot back, been nice, pvssy great
AdmiralSlaughter

Pro

Your rhymes are so grated
Sloppy and overrated
Flow is so gated
Jumping around then hanging their baited.

Good job on saying I'm muttering
Kind of hard to read with all your stuttering
My diction is perfection
Hell I could loan you a rhyme
Sometime cause it looks a lot like you're not doing so fine

Your going to crash harder than the titanic in the iceberg
Go up in flames like Hindenburg
See my rhyme
Drop like a dime

See I don't need to call you gay
You're doing ok
Portraying that just fine
I'll just keep slaying you with my rhymes.
Debate Round No. 3
JimShady

Con

My rhymes are grated? But YOU are cheesy!
Mine are sloppy/overrated, yours are pleasing?
Absolutely false, I'll shoot you like Eazy
Straight Outta DDO, I'm goin' so fast, do you even see me?

Cause I'm the Flash, I don't mutter but spit
Speed of light melt you like butter, go quit
Don't need a rhyme loan, got MY OWN, another, so lit
This battle is my gold, my Bowl, brother, I own it

The Titanic? Nah bjcth, I'm Captain Jack Sparrow
Here to loot your @ss and start slappin' that barrow
By barrow, I mean your mom, I'm packin that barrel
Full a gunpowder like I pirate, I'm attackin' f@gs, farewell

You say I'm gay, but then here's that no-no
You go ahead an post a queer @ss photo
I'm laughin' so hard it's like a tear gas promo
You suck, crowds boo you, you hear that? "Go home!"
AdmiralSlaughter

Pro

Repition
You know just what to do
At least that's all I get from you
You slim shady wanna be
You gotta be the weakest sh!t I have ever seen

Glad you could show up little Watson
Sherlock's got you boxed in
I see you fighten
Rollin around and bitin
Screaming that you shoulda put your teeth in
Before I started reaming you with these hard set rhymes.

I have a que"r a$$ photo
At least I had the guts to show my face tho
Instead of that boring a$$ sh!t
You should quit, you got it all wrong in who there booing
I see them shooing you off the stage while you are screaming your broken little rage
Debate Round No. 4
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Posted by JimShady 1 year ago
JimShady
That's okay
Posted by AdmiralSlaughter 1 year ago
AdmiralSlaughter
I mean 4th
Posted by AdmiralSlaughter 1 year ago
AdmiralSlaughter
Sorry forget my 3rd rap it was Not allowed.
Posted by squonk 1 year ago
squonk
JimShady is KILLING IT...

I wanna challenge.
Posted by AdmiralSlaughter 1 year ago
AdmiralSlaughter
this is to get a feel to see your style sorry first one so bad it will get better.
Posted by JimShady 1 year ago
JimShady
*blows airhorn*
Posted by Gregg_Hyde 1 year ago
Gregg_Hyde
Trigger warning, the thuglife chose me.
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Vote Placed by paintballvet18 1 year ago
paintballvet18
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Reasons for voting decision: No RFD needed.
Vote Placed by squonk 1 year ago
squonk
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Reasons for voting decision: JimShady wins for great use of compound rhymes. Good job. AdmiralSlaughter's rhymes were weak; single rhymes & some of his $hit doesn't rhyme at all.
Vote Placed by Mharman 1 year ago
Mharman
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Reasons for voting decision: I like JimShady's raps better.