The Instigator
JasperFrancisShickadance
Con (against)
Winning
16 Points
The Contender
tuffpuff99
Pro (for)
Losing
0 Points

Rap Battle *ANYONE EVERYONE STEP RIGHT UP!!*

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Post Voting Period
The voting period for this debate has ended.
after 3 votes the winner is...
JasperFrancisShickadance
Voting Style: Open Point System: 7 Point
Started: 11/11/2014 Category: Miscellaneous
Updated: 2 years ago Status: Post Voting Period
Viewed: 691 times Debate No: 64970
Debate Rounds (4)
Comments (9)
Votes (3)

 

JasperFrancisShickadance

Con

Ima beast whoever steps up gon be roasted
But at least don't be shy, ya raps should be posted
For all DDO to see I need yo help for me to be boasted!
You should be shy cuz iz by me dat dis battle be hosted!!
Rules:
~maximum 40 lines; no minimum but voters must judge according to how many lines are presented by each rapper (so, if you wanna win, don't post 12 lines for each round and be done, but it's still optional).
~LAST ROUND is complimentary.
~If a rapper forfeits or does not apply these rules his opponent automatically wins.
Voters look for:
1) Bar length - In my opinion, every line should be the same length. Were each rappers too short or too long to your distaste?

2) Aggression - If you favor aggression, Was it aggressive? How aggressive? What was aggressive about either rapper's lyrics (ex. death threats, boasting, etc.)

3) Originality - Were their verses original? What did you like? What was original about it?

4) Rhyme schemes - What kinds of rhymes did you like (ex. multis, slant, internal, etc.)?

5) Personals - What bars did you find devastating on each rapper's reputation or character?

6) Disses - What jokes (ex. yo momma jokes, appearance jokes, personality jokes, etc.) did you like?

7) Rebuttals - Rebuttals are when a rapper addresses a bar, flips it, and disses you back. How effective were they? Why?

8) Imagery - How detailed is the imagery presented? What's unique? What did you like? What metaphors and similes as well as other literary devices stood out to you?

9) Word-play - What word puns did you find most clever? What did you like about them?

10) Complexity - How creative were their lyrics? What stood out to you? What ideas and/or thoughts did you find most appealing and entertaining?
*courtesy Truth_seeker*
LET THE RAPPING BEGIN!
tuffpuff99

Pro

I accept your challenge if you want to call it that
You go first or I'll assume your pants were shat
Debate Round No. 1
JasperFrancisShickadance

Con

Yea my opponent right here don't know what he got into
He's laughable, I'm inconceivable, Ima rip apart his tutu
My pants didn't sh*t, dey jist look so darn dominant!
Your bailiwick is gone and my rappin' comes fluent!

Dude stop tryna act like your powerful
Yo so stuck up you can't feel the gravity pull!
I'm more strapping than Vladimir Putin hisself [1]
Look at yo body, compared to me you're an elf!

So go buy your neigbor's armor, use his sword and shield
But nuthins stoppin me, I got my own private force field
My army is invisible, it attacks like the Death Angel in Exodus [2]
You won't get a word out before I swipe you down, you won't even cuss

What's the deal with your ears and face?
Yo expression tells me you don't know this place
The eyes are gauged and you got no nose
You aint got a mouth! I suppose ya don't even have clothes!

Ya asss was kicked out the universe by Superman [3]
Shiva fought you, he left you without a life or plan! [4]
You lost against Clayface, he's my 5th generation grandpa! [5]
Now your facing me an' I don't expect a good rhyme or nah!

But you might not get a chance to rap, Im already beatin ya up like crap
I'm on my 100 and second and still doin it, you workin on yo first lap!
There is a big difference between our levels of maturity
Ima send you to boot camp but chop off ya feet, it won't be pretty!

[1] http://www.businessinsider.com...
[2] http://biblehub.com...
[3] http://i.kinja-img.com...
[4] http://i.kinja-img.com...
[5] http://i.kinja-img.com...
tuffpuff99

Pro

tuffpuff99 forfeited this round.
Debate Round No. 2
JasperFrancisShickadance

Con

See? I told you! He's way too scared!
That's why he's called TuffPuff the mare!
The scaredy cat has sticked up hair!
He's a player who can't rap due to his empty lair! [1]

[1] http://dictionary.reference.com...
tuffpuff99

Pro

tuffpuff99 forfeited this round.
Debate Round No. 3
JasperFrancisShickadance

Con

I don't forfeit less I'm coughing blood up in my death bed
TuffPuff makes it tough to puff air so he's probly quite mad
tuffpuff99

Pro

tuffpuff99 forfeited this round.
Debate Round No. 4
9 comments have been posted on this debate. Showing 1 through 9 records.
Posted by Eli01 2 years ago
Eli01
@Birland Twice for emphasis.
Posted by birdlandmemories 2 years ago
birdlandmemories
Looks like tuffpuff wasn't so tuff
Posted by birdlandmemories 2 years ago
birdlandmemories
Looks like tuffpuff wasn't so tuff
Posted by JasperFrancisShickadance 2 years ago
JasperFrancisShickadance
@Eli

Idk they were ok but kinda unoriginal. some of the lines you had didn't make any sense whatsoever

i.e. while i eat a bowl of cereal

and like, why would I eat m&ms? for this reason my only advice to you would be to amp up your disses.
Posted by Eli01 2 years ago
Eli01
I know, just thought I would help him out. How did i do for real?
Posted by JasperFrancisShickadance 2 years ago
JasperFrancisShickadance
BTW this is a rap battle between tuffpuff and me, not you lil twerp xD
Posted by JasperFrancisShickadance 2 years ago
JasperFrancisShickadance
*dramatic, sarcastic clapping* well done, Eli01, well done.
Posted by Eli01 2 years ago
Eli01
I got yo back tuffpuff
Posted by Eli01 2 years ago
Eli01
Perhaps you haven't heard
You wimpy little terd
my name is eminem
so sit back and eat your m&m

i've been rapping for years
i've brought so many tears
i hope you dont mind
i think i'll make my rhyme

your weak little rap
ain't nothin but crap
get some new material
while i eat a bowl of cereal

You think you gonna beat up on my boy tuffpuff
well think again cuz its about to get rough
i think you better leave before you lose your way
No, oh ok ok I guess you wanna stay

But just know that i got friends in many places
while you sittin at home curled up in little spaces
wettin your pants cuz of my rhymes
and trying to find some extra dimes

I think I will leave now, I know i've hurt your heart
I hope that i did not split you apart.
So the next time you think you can rap
remember me and shut your trap.
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Vote Placed by RevNge 2 years ago
RevNge
JasperFrancisShickadancetuffpuff99Tied
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Reasons for voting decision: Landslide for Con. Self-explanatory, really.
Vote Placed by lannan13 2 years ago
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JasperFrancisShickadancetuffpuff99Tied
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Reasons for voting decision: Forfeiture
Vote Placed by Gabe1e 2 years ago
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JasperFrancisShickadancetuffpuff99Tied
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Reasons for voting decision: Damn that is some good rapping, Con. Not to mention tuff forfeited.