Rap Battle, Anyone?
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So someone gonna accept this debate
Or do something else like masturbate?
My oppenent gonna be so ameteur
Not even close to be in my diameter
He just gon' be lying on his hammocks
Resting his treasures, resting his buttocks
Ain't even close to a match for me
Damn it, why don't you go star on Glee?
Damn it, this is my kingdom
No one in there wears a condom
I love it in there
Don't even get to brush my hair
Right now I'm more well known than Jay-Z
Can't make an album cauz I'm too frickin' lazy
I'm rappin' in my sleep
Doin' bit more than f*cking sheep
Anyone who enters this you better know this
Even if you cheat
You gonna get beat!
But to the world of rap your casper
I can fucing beat you raping backwards
And i can asure you im not a amateur
In the end this will be worse than the Boston massacre
Im not trying because i feel sorry for you
I Wont burn you if i dont have to
So dont get in something you wont get through
when you dont win i tell everyone you tried to
Oh sh*t you think you so cool
But in reality you just a fool
Yeah you think I so lame
Talk about burning
I can engulf you in flames
Your rhymes are so bad
Makes me feel like I just got stabbed!
My grandma could rhyme better than you
Even when she got the flu
You got no melody
It's almost like your trying to commit a felony
Right now I'm killin' you with my words
Oh yeah I'm gettin all the girls
Right now I ain't even tryin'
But it still feels almost like I'm flyin'
I'm rappin' better than 50 cent
But you, you all spent
This ain't even a debate
You're rappin' like you're eight
This battle has already been won
By me, the number one!
SONOFGOD2013 forfeited this round.
Yeah you so scared you gotta forefiet
We better go get a forklift
You lyin' limp on the ground
You cant get up, you cant rebound
This rap battle went down the drain
Like the first election of John McCain
You decided to ruin it
That's somethin' you gotta admit
A day aint enough?
What makes you think you so rough
You know what I ain't gonna hit you while your down
You are already looking like a clown
Imma stop rappin' for now
All I'm gonna do is take a big bow!
Your g@y and your sh1t somewhere in between
I can't believe you getting beat by someone who's thirteen
It's liking comparing jimmy neutron and that stupid @ss named sheen
This isn't even a rap battle
It's more like a person herding his stubborn cattle
I'm owning in in every way
You won't be able to run cause son this is your judgement day
And to me this is nothing more than child's play
You should of found something else instead of trying to rap
Why don't go back to what you used to which was fap
What kind of rapper says " you think your rough"
I'm sorry that I'm killing tell me when you had enough
How you gonna stop rappin if you never even started
I would be messed up have this rap charted
How is it gonna be fair if I get a victory to someone who is mentally retarted
Oh would you look at that?
That jack@ss can rap maybe a bit better than a gnat
You are barely tring to cling
I'm a f*cking king
Man, I think you are ten
Cuz you're rapping like a hen
Right now you're mastrubating in your bed
But whoa, your d*ck only has a single thread
You call yourself a rapper?
More like a fish goin' down the crapper
I could beat you in my sleep
Cuz' you're just that d*mn cheap
Ok, I'm done dissin you
Cuz' apparently your lips are stuck together with glue
Just tell me when you want me to stop
You don't have to call the cops.
Ok, I'm out
I'll be back!
I know that's a excuse so that i go easy one you son
But I'm not and ill hit you harder than a home run
Your raps are sad and man I feel bad
That I have to burn, some weird @ss f@g
Seriously dude your a disgrace
If I were you I wouldn't even show my face
Cause your a disgrace to the human race
Your lucky were still in round four
You still have a chance to restore
So just don't try to rap anymore
Cause if you don't I burn you worse than c4
And what the he11 is wrong with your rhymes
Cause dude your raps are so bad they're considered crimes
Do you even know who's in the house
Take a guess, it's the guy who fuced your spouse
I suggest retreating but if you don't, let the real beating commence <
But seriously you would leave if you have common sense
If you don't your beating will be so bad it will be a capital offense
So please leave if you have intentions on staying alive
But if you don't then pray to being revived
Because I promise you won't survive
Wow your raps are worse than a cow's @ss
You have absolutley no class
You are just a stuck up turd
Being fed to by a bird
You know what, you can go f*ck yourself
Do it straight on the ice shelf
Cuz' your so damn gay
You've jacked off in the Monterey Bay
Your dick is made of clay
What else can I say?
Your mouth seems to be closed shut
Unlike that dirty sl*t
That you call a mom
Man, I've f*cked her up the butt
About 19 times
She even sucks my d*ck sometimes!
When she comes to tuck you in
Try to not get kissed
Cuz you don't know where that mouth has been!
Your about five years old
I guess that's why your raps are made of mold
You like your little crib
And your monkey bibb?
Yeah your just a baby
Barely a toddler, maybe
Ok I'm done insulting you
You're probably crying green and blue
Guess you need an Elmo Tissue!
Don't debate back
Becuase I think you're a five year old on crack
It's just so sad seeing you rap
It just sounds like crap
So I can't stand your crappy raps
So someone gimme some maps
Gotta find my way to Hollywood!
SONOFGOD2013 forfeited this round.
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