The Instigator
BJC
Pro (for)
Losing
2 Points
The Contender
lori.keet
Con (against)
Winning
3 Points

Rap Battle, Baby

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after 1 vote the winner is...
lori.keet
Voting Style: Open Point System: 7 Point
Started: 7/16/2016 Category: Entertainment
Updated: 7 months ago Status: Post Voting Period
Viewed: 446 times Debate No: 93791
Debate Rounds (3)
Comments (7)
Votes (1)

 

BJC

Pro

It's on like Donkey Kong. Let's rap. You can go first.
lori.keet

Con

Dear fellows and comrades, I've been challenged here today
For a rap battle, baby, and to that I say"
Bitches and hoes, get ready to throw down
Because my rap skillz finna be the talk of the town
I ain't comin' from Compton, as Taj might suggest
But y'all see it don't matter cause my rhymes are the best
So good"New Crusaders fight for me, not you, since your raps are just flawed
That's why you don't mess with me: I am the Rap God.
Debate Round No. 1
BJC

Pro

It's on like Donkey Kong
Don't be shy of my big a** dong
You call yourself the rap god
F*ck that you're just sod
I walk on you all day and night
Because my rapping is out of sight
I ain't got time for sh*t like this
Little noobs like you are full of p*ss
You have an ocassional good rhyme, miss
But at least it isn't archie's a** I kiss
I got a list of the best rappers I know
And lady you ain't on it so you better go
lori.keet

Con

You're mistaken, sir--I've got plenty of d*ck, because I have a beau
Whereas when you want p*ssy, you got nowhere to go
You say you ain't got time, yet regarding beating me, you're persistent
I think it's cause you need to build up your ego (which is pathetically nonexistent)
The effort is valiant, but not enough to take it
Maybe I'll take pity and let you win for once--I'll fake it.
But that won't happen, for I win in both maturity and craft
Since I don't need to resort to calling people noobs--that's daft.
So I'm not on your best rapper list: but n*gga, you know why?
This rap bitch is on God level, flying first class in the sky.
Debate Round No. 2
BJC

Pro

You may want to put aside some time to ponder your presence on earth
You should think why your mother ever gave birth
Is your life meaningful?
F*ck no you have no purpose
Anybody that as difference is full of bull
You can try to insult my sex life and ego
I drown in a pyramid of p*ssy so
My ego is just fine, woman
I bet your beau is your next of kin
Maybe you should go back and do some math
It's the only way you can avoid my wrath
This is it for the round
Sorry for taking you on a verbal ground and pound
In the words of your future husband
Lady, quit your b*tchin
Now get back in the kitchen
lori.keet

Con

I can't even insult your micropenis, nope
Since it's so small I would need a microscope
A pyramid of p*ssy, you say? In what country, Tajikistan?
That's a country as insignificant as you, man
Let's face the facts: I got a boy, you got your right hand
So I urge all you voters to take a final stand
And vote for me, to Make America Great Again
We can't win with this guy in this country--his stupidity's so illegal, he makes us hate again.
So Billie--If you can't stand the heat, get out of my kitchen, dawg
Or I'll sear you harder than Asians will cook your dog
Thank you very much--I've done my calculations---and the answer is clear:
I am the only winner out of the two of us here.
This rap battle is analogous to real life--
I had the last say: I finished. You didn't. By the way, good luck getting a wife.
Debate Round No. 3
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Posted by whiteflame 7 months ago
whiteflame
I don't believe I said that. Votes on all debates are moderated, just in this case they're not held to the same standards as general debates. You're not required to go through specific points made, for example. But you're still required to give some feedback that makes clear why you voted the way you did.
Posted by tajshar2k 7 months ago
tajshar2k
Woah Whiteflame, I could have sworn you said that Rap Battles aren't moderated.
Posted by whiteflame 7 months ago
whiteflame
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>Reported vote: dhumphreys17// Mod action: Removed<

7 points to Con. Reasons for voting decision: BJC just got served!

[*Reason for removal*] Not an RFD. Yes, even on a rap battle, the voter is required to provide some form of feedback beyond just a re-statement of the decision.
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Posted by bballcrook21 7 months ago
bballcrook21
This shlt is whack wtf
Posted by MrVindication 7 months ago
MrVindication
This is a tough one.
Posted by lori.keet 7 months ago
lori.keet
Of course! I had to acknowledge your compliment...especially cause it gives me ground, or shall I say...street cred ;)
Posted by tajshar2k 7 months ago
tajshar2k
Yes! I made a cameo appearance. :)
1 votes has been placed for this debate.
Vote Placed by tajshar2k 7 months ago
tajshar2k
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Reasons for voting decision: I think BJC had a strong first 2 rounds, but Lori mentioned me in the rap, and she destroyed him in the dog joke, which makes me give her the win. However, I will give BJC 2 points for a strong opening round.