The Instigator
Oppenheimer1934
Pro (for)
Losing
3 Points
The Contender
kylerez
Con (against)
Winning
6 Points

Rap Battle But You Flame Yourself.

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after 3 votes the winner is...
kylerez
Voting Style: Open Point System: 7 Point
Started: 8/11/2017 Category: Funny
Updated: 11 months ago Status: Post Voting Period
Viewed: 701 times Debate No: 103502
Debate Rounds (4)
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Votes (3)

 

Oppenheimer1934

Pro

Just a fun little rap battle to ease everybody's stress. Opening round is simply introduction, while round 2 is the actual rap battle. Roast yourself.
kylerez

Con

I accept your challenge! You may begin!
Debate Round No. 1
Oppenheimer1934

Pro

Thanks for accepting, good friend. Let's kick this sh*t in.

First thing's first, call that an introduction,
Another lame white kid showing up to the function,
"Who gave you your black card? Why do you try hard?
Who gave token white boy permission to act with such disregard?"
Well, first of all, me b*tch.
Got my written permission slip, my momma signed it and sh*t.
Just like she dressed me, jean shorts and button ups.
Business on the track like the top of my mullet,
Party in the back with the DnD clique.
Heard your girl likes to roleplay, and I thought "Okay!"
So I asked her to come through and be the dungeon master or play some croquet.
"Did you really just rhyme okay and croquet?"
Bet your Bunsen burner I did, sh*t was heat though.
First round wasn't loud but I sure made a sound,
Started off easy so I wouldn't have to stress out.
My breathing's getting funky, I might have to choke,
Let me pull out my inhaler and get a quick toke.
*Asthma inhaler noises*
kylerez

Con

You can call yourself white but I'm the color of snow.
But call me a river cause I got a strong flow.
My body is fleek, it'll shed a strong tear
My abs are ripped, I hit the gym twice a year
I'm the high school jock, a cool kid in school.
I smoke candy cigarettes because I wanna look cool.
My bedtime is late, call me a teen.
I watch G, PG and PG-13
My teachers all love me, they are give me a halla
Call me the teachers pet because they got me by the collar
I'm also super cool, don't fall for any thot.
Instead I got connections to a google chatbot
You think you good with girls, but aint a good lover.
This google chatbot even knows my favorite cola
Speaking of chatting, Imma have you bent
Cause this kid here has a speech impediment
I know that must hurt and it sucks to be dissed
Plus you'll never share time with your speech therapist
People push me around because I'm such a stud
They laugh when I make dirty angels in the mud
Rap is a race, and I passed you on this lap
It's because I got these shoes, there was a discount at the Gap
Debate Round No. 2
Oppenheimer1934

Pro

Discount at the Gap?
Just like my rap flow.
I got my girl from Costco,
Call her discount.
My right arm is bigger than my left one,
but my left arm has better grip than the other one.
Put that together before I pass out,
Connect the dots real quick before I tap out.
Every hour, on the hour, even when I take a shower,
The only chick I've seen naked came with a side of fries,
A large Cherry Coke and a couple apple pies.
I spend way to much time on Tumblr, it's a real bummer,
I could actually get a life and not be inside all summer.
By the time school rolls around, I'm whiter than the paper,
On which I write detailed notes about water vapor.
I'm one of those kids who vapes to look cool.
The professional term for these guys is "Major Tool"
Lacking below my belt, it's a tragedy.
Skinny penis in the house and it's some blasphemy.
Jerk it to Nuns' ankles because that's how I get aroused,
Just the thought of my cousin getting on top of me, UGH
Hit it from the back so hard they'd call it sodomy.
kylerez

Con

You've seen naked chicks? I've seen like nine
I can send you the link cause I found them all online
But I have seen one in real life
She really was a snack
She's actually my grandma and I even saw her crack
It was something special, I have to admit
Once I saw that toe fungus I just had to submit
But in reality, I'm a boss, I'm pretty lit.
I eat spagetti eveynight with hotdog chops in it.
I'm just too great, I'm really just flattering
I would play sports but I rather just play Magic The Gathering
I play it with my friend but he can't hold one card
Mostly because he's just a twig I found from my backyard
But we spend time together
We play with glee!
Then we take a little break and drink our cold HI-C!
But I never need I break when I spit this juice
My rhymes and always solid but the rhytms so loose.
The raps comes with many styles, you can't beat my amount
If you wanna hear more, check out my Myspace Account
Debate Round No. 3
Oppenheimer1934

Pro

That was a good reply, but you've maxed out.
'I'm such a massive little b*tch I'm have to tap out.
It was a good rap battle, but I can still win;
I have to go out the way it begin.
Fire on my front porch, gasoline all over me.
Step into the flames higher than the eye can see.
Let my self burn, the ultimate flame,
Raps so cold you can't help remember my name.
kylerez

Con

My raps were so smooth, I spoke so loud
I think my speech therapist would be so proud
I'm in the air. Hanging off the clouds
I won this battle and I won it for the crowd
My dick isn't long, you could just check my files
But if we're measuring winning I have you beaten for miles
I'm spitting and shaking in all different styles
This whole crowd is loving it, I can see all their smiles
I flamed myself good, you might think not
But this is the first time people might consider me hot
Because my raps have the flow, they're just like the ocean
If beating you was my job, I would get a promotion.

Debate Round No. 4
1 comment has been posted on this debate.
Posted by NDECD1441 11 months ago
NDECD1441
Ho00000!
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Vote Placed by Mharman 11 months ago
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Reasons for voting decision: Keep in mind that the goal is to insult yourself. IMO, Oppenheimer did a better job at this.
Vote Placed by JimShady 11 months ago
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Reasons for voting decision: Pro seemed not focused on insulting his opponent in the first round, and kylerez had genius lines.I loved how he sounded like he was bragging, but he was bragging about lame or shameful stuff. Pro did OK in Round 2, but wasn't as creative. Kylerez had another awesome round, and in the end, Oppenheimer gave up at the end basically, and Con kinda disappointed me in Round 3. kylerez wins by a pretty good marigin, good job!
Vote Placed by dsjpk5 11 months ago
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Reasons for voting decision: I liked how Con dissed himself and Pro.