The Instigator
cakerman
Con (against)
Winning
15 Points
The Contender
Eggetalsm0ke
Pro (for)
Losing
0 Points

Rap Battle - Come Hard With Your Bars Part IV

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after 4 votes the winner is...
cakerman
Voting Style: Open Point System: 7 Point
Started: 8/28/2017 Category: Music
Updated: 4 months ago Status: Post Voting Period
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Debate Rounds (3)
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cakerman

Con

Rap Battle, Come hard with the bars

Proudly Presenting Part IV in The Ever-Expanding Series!

Rules:

1. ABSOLUTELY NO STEALING ACCEPTABLE, BREAKING THIS RULE MEANS INSTANT DISQUALIFICATION

2. Should be judged on wordplay and rhyme schemes/word choice

3. Be as savage as you can/want, no holds barred

4. Use as much of the word limit as you want

Good luck! Anyone willing to step up to the challenge can Message me privately or comment on this debate and we can get a part V going immediately.

Start your bars in your round 1 argument
Eggetalsm0ke

Pro

egg are froot but also veg
i am punch in you leg
egg has seed which is yolk
i will hit you with vegatal sm0ke
Debate Round No. 1
cakerman

Con

Eggetalsm0ke, A.K.A a bad joke
I come packing more rhymes in my brain at one time than you could ever hope
the only necklace you own is a rope
you won't get an invite when me and your sister elope
spit for real so you're not down such a slippery slope
I'm the lion and you're just the Antelope
you're walking on a tightrope
with me aiming for you with a snipe scope
radioactive bars like an isotope
accept this battle and you'll wake up the next morning with your obituary as your horoscope
Eggetalsm0ke

Pro

egg is veg and also froot
from yo meme dungeon i will loot
my egg cred is growing like a root
ya dad smell bad like an toot
from my uzi i will shoot
100 rounds in ya nose chute
this game is not even a dispute
breadfruit
Debate Round No. 2
cakerman

Con

You didn't rap for real no now I must steal your soul
you're not worth my good lines so I'll use the old ones
I knock the wind out of your lungs
and bang on your head like a drum
you think your raps are hard but you're speaking in tongues
my breed is rare like a group of slutty nuns
so get your guns and 4 tons of ammo
I outrun your bullets and outshoot you with a blowdart
the right hook stuns and the other picks you apart
I give you a headstart
and you weren't even smart
enough to take part
in what we were doing, you can't restart
your first 2 lines made themselves come apart
I rap 100 word dashes with an athelete's heart
you're an 80's computer and I'm state of the art
Eggetalsm0ke

Pro

your eggs are sick
"egg is not veg" that is trick
your both smelly and ugly dog i will kick
my life is an emotionless void so i build metaphorical walls made of brick
universe started by cracked egg...... cosmic
egg truth will be revealed to the public
cracking eggs make a click
you is an hick
ya boys egg shell looking thic
breadfruit
Debate Round No. 3
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Posted by NDECD1441 4 months ago
NDECD1441
Add the tornadoes too. They make everything more dramtic. I'll get the tsunamis.
Posted by cakerman 4 months ago
cakerman
Always, NCDED, but I got make sure the earth shakes
Posted by NDECD1441 4 months ago
NDECD1441
Cakerman, it's your turn in our rematch. You up for this?
Posted by cakerman 4 months ago
cakerman
The 48 hour time limit so that way there can't be very much writing, although this time limit still allows it to a point I prefer to have freestyle battles
Posted by JimShady 4 months ago
JimShady
Dude, he went TOO hard.
Posted by Perussi 4 months ago
Perussi
72 hourz m8
Posted by Perussi 4 months ago
Perussi
72 hourz m8
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Vote Placed by dsjpk5 4 months ago
dsjpk5
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Reasons for voting decision: Con had better wordplay.
Vote Placed by JimShady 4 months ago
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Reasons for voting decision: 4 points to cakerman for winning the battle in all 3 rounds. The point is to attack opponent, not have a fetish for eggs and breadfruit. cakerman nice win but it didn't take much effort.
Vote Placed by Mharman 4 months ago
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Reasons for voting decision: I liked cameraman's raps better. 4 points to keep it balanced.
Vote Placed by Shamoo2 4 months ago
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Reasons for voting decision: Con had the better rhymes