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cakerman
Con (against)
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BryanMullinsNOCHRISTMAS2
Pro (for)

Rap Battle - Come Hard With Your Bars VI

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Voting Style: Open Point System: 7 Point
Started: 10/23/2017 Category: Music
Updated: 2 months ago Status: Debating Period
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cakerman

Con

I'm Calling you out fanboy mcbitch
come and get the crown
your rhymes are to be buried and never found
in 20 minutes time I astound
while I pound a p-ssy
your Masterful stalking is wussy
and frowned upon you're pushy
accept this challenge and like Glenn
your brains are mushy
look I don't agree with those creeps either
but you're being weirder than PeeWee jackin' it in the theater
seriously hop off and stop riding his peter
and stop trying to battle the Brotherhood believers
you spit the cringe
you're screwed like a door hinge
so go back to shooting heroin
with a 2 liter syringe,
this battle is over already and you haven't even accepted
and [sic] you look like your sister is the girl you have sex with

Come Hard With Your Bars Part VI!


Proudly Presenting Part VI in The Ever-Expanding Series!

Rules:

1. ABSOLUTELY NO STEALING ACCEPTABLE, BREAKING THIS RULE MEANS INSTANT DISQUALIFICATION

2. Should be judged on wordplay and rhyme schemes/word choice

3. Be as savage as you can/want, no holds barred

4. Use as much of the word limit as you want

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The Wordsmiths are still recruiting!

I will accept anyone, but there are terms for entry

1: A qualification rap battle with either me or a trusted recruiter (Rap Battles with me in the past do count as qualification)

2: Must be active, I will have a relatively weak quota of at least one battle per month

More information can be attained by commenting or PMing me about our goals and ambitions as a group!

Start your bars in your round 1 argument, and remember. Come Hard With Your Bars

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This is a Fanboy McTatertots call out, but anyone can accept the challenge

[sic] was making fun of Ricegums sorry excuse for a bar in his Idubbbz diss track
BryanMullinsNOCHRISTMAS2

Pro

Maybe you are just easily offended
You take in more bruises
than there is to be mended
If he wished to be a rapper that got stranded
Like a rubber band, he can be disbanded
Not considered in the words he commanded
Not in the respect or the desire he demanded
In his ridiculous unprofessional slander
He may think he's strong, but can't handle a fender-bender
Though he is young, but he wasn't born in September
He forgot 9/11 but the rest of America remembered
His name is quite familiar but his name ain't Lambert
He is so hype, he has temper tantrums, remember?
He thinks he's not a soldier, but he's a commander
He is even dirtier, even more filthier than pet dander
Even more low down, even lower than a salamander.
He may eat sushi, but he may eat coriander
He has Pikachu in pokemon, not Charmander
He had more evidence than he could ever tamper
He is a cry baby, but he doesn't wear pampers
He may have lost his damn mind, but he still has his temper
He wished he was in a college, could of changed his name to John Lambert
He was a DJ, but he could've been a music sampler
He could of joined the military, but he chose to print stampers.
He was in a bear trap, then he got in his own clampers
He thought offending people was okay, that it was splendor
He was a dark horse with strong muscles but a heart so tender
Like if he was in a fender-bender
Everyone forgot, but he still remembered
He was forgotten, he was slandered
Everyone was a cry baby, but he's still the one wearing pampers
Everyone's at the post office posting stampers
He is clean, but everyone is dirty as pet dander
He's just a soldier now, everyone's a commander
You're eating cheeseburgers, everyone eating coriander
You're a billionaire like Donald Trump, but everyone is as low as a salamander.
You are a real honest man, but everyone is the contender
You are serious, while everyone is a pretender
You are the slave, everyone is the demander
Maybe he wasn't even born in December
When everyone had a breakup that everyone can remember
Say do you remember, dancing in September
Please don't be mean to people, please be tender
Everyone is a fool, that is who you slander
Everyone lost their damn temper
They are so divided, they're like in a laundry hamper
Man, you just had Pikachu, died and lost to Charmander
They think they're eating sushi, but they're eating Coriander
You kept evidence, but everybody tampered
Maybe you had a letter without a stamper
You watch wrestling, you watch their lost temper
You're the instigator, and they are the contender
Life is just like a thing to become a pretender
You drive a car, but you constantly hump the fender
You try to take care of the damn car, but you bend her
You cuss her out, then you downright slander her
She was asking to leave, but you demanded her
To stay in your household to tamper her
Maybe you got caught in those steel clampers
Now there are no more clothes in the laundry hamper
She has been approved by law, but has no stamper
Now there is a tow truck on the way to clamp her
Boy where did you go to high school, maybe Bradford?
Maybe she is just a record, you're a DJ, you sample her
Then you get mad, then you say she's a laundry hamper
Then she really really really really lost her temper
She's saying now you are the laundry hamper
Now you really really really really lose your temper
Everyday, cars crash, they have a fender-bender
Then they go to the hospital, now they remember
Now you have allergies, while she collects pet dander
Now you're a grown up, she's a baby wearing pampers
You are not the leader of the pack, you are a member
You are not the instigator, you are the contender
You are not an honest man, but a pretender
You kept her alive, but you condemned her
You left her but you remembered her
She was being so nice to you, but you slandered her
You are too lean, and she is too tender
You crashed into her fender
Now she has been remembered
Now you have a choice, to save or abandon her
But you chose to remember her
You're not a soldier, now you're a commander
You are no longer lean, now you're tender
Now no one is in a fender-bender
Now no one remembers
No one is a contender
No one is a pretender
No one is low as a salamander
No one eats coriander
Now everyone has Pikachu instead of Charmander
Now you have abandoned her
Now you have disbanded her
Now you remembered her
Now there is only one laundry hamper
There used to be many, but now you remembered
There was so many clothes in the hamper
Now you have a temper
Now everyone remembered
That you were the one in the hamper
Stuck in ignorant, with everyone you have abandoned
Now you are scared, now you're slender
No one is the commander
Now no one is in the laundry hamper.
Now they've gone to a cruise
Now you're abandoned!

102 Rhymes, can you beat that?
Debate Round No. 1
cakerman

Con

Big words, yes, you had many rhymes
it's a shame you said Charizard 3 times
I mean for christ sakes come up with something new
you'll get chewed up and your d-ck kicked in too
you won't be talking much sh-t when I split you in two

you're unoriginal and otherwise uneducated
this was your chance to prove but you just baited
the quality was so low I can't say you properly hated
it may be debated
but I just stated
step up and get your jaw confiscated
just because you use the same wordplay 8 or 9 times you got your ego inflated
by the looks of how you act this a$s-whooping is severely belated

I mean seriously, as low as a salamander?
and you felt the need to use that line how many times?
your little piddly raps will never beat mine
I'm a mega mind with the Rap IQ of Einstein
that's impossible to outshine

so closing statements?
let's just say this
I was late to the punch I had to take a real long p!ss
but then I see your comment about your 102 rhymes or something
and then I read your whole thing and I see you're bluffin'
all you're doing is stuffin' and puffin'
up your numbers repeating yourself
and I see you've accomplished nothing
BryanMullinsNOCHRISTMAS2

Pro

Let me restate that, then I'll respond.

Maybe you are just easily offended
You take in more bruises
than there is to be mended
If he wished to be a rapper that got stranded
Like a rubber band, he can be disbanded
Not considered in the words he commanded
Not in the respect or the desire he demanded
In his ridiculous unprofessional slander
He may think he's strong, but can't handle a fender-bender
Though he is young, but he wasn't born in September
He forgot 9/11 but the rest of America remembered
His name is quite familiar but his name ain't Lambert
He is so hype, he has temper tantrums, remember?
He thinks he's not a soldier, but he's a commander
He is even dirtier, even more filthier than pet dander
Even more low down, even lower than a salamander.
He may eat sushi, but he may eat coriander
He has Pikachu in pokemon, not Charmander
He had more evidence than he could ever tamper
He is a cry baby, but he doesn't wear pampers
He may have lost his damn mind, but he still has his temper
He wished he was in a college, could of changed his name to John Lambert
He was a DJ, but he could've been a music sampler
He could of joined the military, but he chose to print stampers.
He was in a bear trap, then he got in his own clampers
He thought offending people was okay, that it was splendor
He was a dark horse with strong muscles but a heart so tender
Like if he was in a fender-bender
Everyone forgot, but he still remembered
He was forgotten, he was slandered
Everyone was a cry baby, but he's still the one wearing pampers
Everyone's at the post office posting stampers
He is clean, but everyone is dirty as pet dander
He's just a soldier now, everyone's a commander
You're eating cheeseburgers, everyone eating coriander
You're a billionaire like Donald Trump, but everyone is as low as a salamander.
You are a real honest man, but everyone is the contender
You are serious, while everyone is a pretender
You are the slave, everyone is the demander
Maybe he wasn't even born in December
When everyone had a breakup that everyone can remember
Say do you remember, dancing in September
Please don't be mean to people, please be tender
Everyone is a fool, that is who you slander
Everyone lost their damn temper
They are so divided, they're like in a laundry hamper
Man, you just had Pikachu, died and lost to Charmander
They think they're eating sushi, but they're eating Coriander
You kept evidence, but everybody tampered
Maybe you had a letter without a stamper
You watch wrestling, you watch their lost temper
You're the instigator, and they are the contender
Life is just like a thing to become a pretender
You drive a car, but you constantly hump the fender
You try to take care of the damn car, but you bend her
You cuss her out, then you downright slander her
She was asking to leave, but you demanded her
To stay in your household to tamper her
Maybe you got caught in those steel clampers
Now there are no more clothes in the laundry hamper
She has been approved by law, but has no stamper
Now there is a tow truck on the way to clamp her
Boy where did you go to high school, maybe Bradford?
Maybe she is just a record, you're a DJ, you sample her
Then you get mad, then you say she's a laundry hamper
Then she really really really really lost her temper
She's saying now you are the laundry hamper
Now you really really really really lose your temper
Everyday, cars crash, they have a fender-bender
Then they go to the hospital, now they remember
Now you have allergies, while she collects pet dander
Now you're a grown up, she's a baby wearing pampers
You are not the leader of the pack, you are a member
You are not the instigator, you are the contender
You are not an honest man, but a pretender
You kept her alive, but you condemned her
You left her but you remembered her
She was being so nice to you, but you slandered her
You are too lean, and she is too tender
You crashed into her fender
Now she has been remembered
Now you have a choice, to save or abandon her
But you chose to remember her
You're not a soldier, now you're a commander
You are no longer lean, now you're tender
Now no one is in a fender-bender
Now no one remembers
No one is a contender
No one is a pretender
No one is low as a salamander
No one eats coriander
Now everyone has Pikachu instead of Charmander
Now you have abandoned her
Now you have disbanded her
Now you remembered her
Now there is only one laundry hamper
There used to be many, but now you remembered
There was so many clothes in the hamper
Now you have a temper
Now everyone remembered
That you were the one in the hamper
Stuck in ignorant, with everyone you have abandoned
Now you are scared, now you're slender
No one is the commander
Now no one is in the laundry hamper.
Now they've gone to a cruise
Now you're abandoned

I did not say "Charizard" you retard
I said "Charmander" is it really that hard
To understand how to "come hard with your bars"
You're not living on earth, you're living on mars.
Debate Round No. 2
cakerman

Con

By the time I'm done with you you'll need an ambulance
because you're constantly crapulous
and my appetite is ravenous
so go count these rhymes on your abacus
you're smelly and constantly flatulent
I'm flippin' the script with a spatula
and throwing you a tarantula
and I'm drawin' the line in the sand like Linear Algebra

I'll take a flight to Africa and then Canada
and come to your house and shatter your Scapula
the show will be nothing short of spectacular
when I attack with angular momentum
it's seldom heard that a janitor
likes his rectum purred
so stopped acting royal like King Louis the Third

I'll take your salamander and trap it in amber
and come down on you like Thor's hammer
how can you be a rapper when you stammer
this is a master versus a raptor
apparently it's quantity now
your sub-par standards
I'm slick like a spilled oil tanker
I anchor myself
and spit
in my manor
as a matter
of fact you don't deserve valor
you're the f-ggot wearing a pair of pampers
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Debate Round No. 5
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Posted by cakerman 2 months ago
cakerman
your sh-tty bars aren't ending the series, try again
Posted by BryanMullinsNOCHRISTMAS2 2 months ago
BryanMullinsNOCHRISTMAS2
@cakerman your debate honestly sucks, well, that's the end of the "Come Hard With Your Bars" series.
Good riddance that's over.
Posted by cakerman 2 months ago
cakerman
lmao why
Posted by BryanMullinsNOCHRISTMAS2 2 months ago
BryanMullinsNOCHRISTMAS2
Not gonna continue this debate
Posted by BryanMullinsNOCHRISTMAS2 2 months ago
BryanMullinsNOCHRISTMAS2
@cakerman you must be rotten garbage of a rapper when your rhymes don't make sense.
and let me roast you, your profile looks like a batman nun
Does batman wear glasses?
ohhhhhhhhh roasted.
Posted by cakerman 2 months ago
cakerman
Weak, Am not impressed
Posted by NDECD1441 2 months ago
NDECD1441
Not all the time. While it may happen, you can't say consider what is false done whithout recieving some hate.
Posted by BryanMullinsNOCHRISTMAS2 2 months ago
BryanMullinsNOCHRISTMAS2
It could, you never know.
Posted by NDECD1441 2 months ago
NDECD1441
I don't believe forfeiture leads to the end of a series.
Posted by BryanMullinsNOCHRISTMAS2 2 months ago
BryanMullinsNOCHRISTMAS2
If you can't respond in less than 24 hours, consider the "Come Hard With Your Bars" series to be over.
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