The Instigator
cakerman
Con (against)
The Contender
Unstobbaple
Pro (for)

Rap Battle - Come Hard With Your Bars

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Voting Style: Open Point System: 7 Point
Started: 8/12/2017 Category: Music
Updated: 5 months ago Status: Debating Period
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cakerman

Con

Hello Anon (I'll call you this until someone accepts"

There is no rules as far as how mean or nasty your roasts/bars can be, but before you accept, and to anyone voting i recommend voting based on these criteria

1. Wordplay, including but not limited to punchlines

2. Originality - I believe the opponent should be penalized heavily if (s)he bites or steals any artists original works

3. Creativity - Both contenders should be judged based off of how the words flow together, how vivid an image they can paint using words, and most importantly their rhyming choices. (rhyme schemes, etc) I recommend penalizing for using "generic" rhyme patterns (flippin, skippin, dippin | college knowledge | lyrical miracle spritual, but depending on the creativity of the line the rhyming word choices can be overturned.

all in good fun, good luck,your first verse may begin immediately, no acceptance round. And most importantly

COME HARD WITH THE BARS
Unstobbaple

Pro

Accepted, come hard with your bars.
Debate Round No. 1
cakerman

Con

I got the hands, and i'm warning you mister unstoppable you're about to get hit like kernals you're so poppable, shaking your a-s up like this is a game of boggle, i'd be careful before you hit the toggle, I go harder than your mom did on the bottle, manslaughter so violent the s-it doesn't even need to go to trial, hop out of denial before i make it a goal to be liable to come hard with more bars than Amy kept in her Winehouse.

got the first bars spittin' for filler, I may not fit the MO but i got the mind of a killer, SARS bars got you coughing and guessing, make sure you show respect, battling me is a blessing, don't get me wrong i ain't flexing i just wanna get a sense of your lyrical complexion.
You're an altar boy, and i'm hitting you harder than the priests erection
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Debate Round No. 5
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Posted by Unstobbaple 5 months ago
Unstobbaple
Damn, was this not 72 hour rounds? I just logged on to post.
Posted by cakerman 5 months ago
cakerman
I perform all of my rap battles ad-lib (assuming we're talking without any preparation)

I would have set the timer a lot lower so there's no real time to think but that's not really fair to the opponent. I think I gave a reasonable amount of time inbetween rounds, I might start up another one soon
Posted by NDECD1441 5 months ago
NDECD1441
Yes it indeed was. Hard. Unstoppable, you may be finished this round XD
Posted by JimShady 5 months ago
JimShady
Yeah he's pretty good at coming up with rap on the spot
Posted by SolispsisticMind 5 months ago
SolispsisticMind
I can't say I much approve of the actual content, but as a purely linguistic exercise cakerman's Round 2 was pretty impressive...

Was that ad-libbed?
Posted by cakerman 5 months ago
cakerman
i'm getting a taste for this man's style, if he comes out with a 10,000 letter rhyme than so will I
Posted by NDECD1441 5 months ago
NDECD1441
Go hard he said. Go hard...
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