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Rap Battle, Hamster Addition.

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Started: 1/8/2014 Category: Funny
Updated: 3 years ago Status: Post Voting Period
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FF = 7 point loss. first round for acceptance.


I accept this debate.
Debate Round No. 1


My hamster died, my dad ate it fried.

I started to howl, it taste just like owl.

My hamster died, daddy ate it fried.

Boy I cry, my daddy no lie.

I packed my junk, inside my trunk.

My hamster’s dead, boy had I fled.

My friend got a gun, gonna have some fun.

I shot my dad, now I’m glad

I killed him dead, with my bullets of lead.

My daddy’s dead, shot in his head.

I’m paying time, for my own crime.

Moral of da story, I got no glory.



From the Halls of Montezuma, to the shores of Tripoli.
I'll school you anywhere from Africa to Hawaii.
I'm the best so now you'll see.
I'll Take you out Pee Wee.

I had a Hampster named Chesty,
He used to be my besty.
But then he up and left me.
So now I have to be the best see?

Teffehunden, German for Hell Hound,
Watch your world burn down,
Loved one's safe and sound,
As you all drown.

Mad bro?
Hampster had to go.
Yeah so?
I'm worse than a Lobo.
Debate Round No. 2


He calms he’s gonna win

lies worse den his moders grin,

I don’t even know how to rap?

Boy what’s inside his cap?

His hamster left of abuse,

Dang its bruises were chartreuse.

His hamsters lame

So is his game

Joy, can’t wait till da end,

His hamster got no friend.

He hurt his hamster, lawl

He an’t got no morals at all.

Hard it is to rap.

My grammar gonna make me dap.

He’ll stay awake at night,

Dreaming of dis rapping fight,

He’ll cry some tears,

He’ll drink more beers.

Poor Lannan,

He drives a mini van.



They say the most dangerous thing is a Marine with his M-16.
You wish you were dangerous when you ran for prom queen,
You wish you loved me like Billie Jean,
Cause I'm the best thing you've ever seen.

My Hamster was a drill instructor,
You better call me sir,
I'm the 2nd Lt. you better not stir.
Hey, TUF just watch me school her.

So you just need to bow down to the king,
I'm going to string you up to see how well Swing.

You on DDO is a joke,
Like Porky Pig said, "That's all Folks!"
Debate Round No. 3
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Posted by SPENCERJOYAGE14 3 years ago
Love it! :)
Posted by birdlandmemories 3 years ago
I'd name it Squib for some reason lol
Posted by SPENCERJOYAGE14 3 years ago
I don't ether.
Posted by birdlandmemories 3 years ago
Yeah. I don't have a pet one though.
Posted by SPENCERJOYAGE14 3 years ago
Hamsters are pretty cool. :P
Posted by birdlandmemories 3 years ago
1 votes has been placed for this debate.
Vote Placed by janetsanders733 3 years ago
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Reasons for voting decision: Funny Rap Battle, but I think Con did better becuase he pulled it off "Military Style".