Rap Battle, Hamster Addition.
FF = 7 point loss. first round for acceptance.
I accept this debate.
My hamster died, my dad ate it fried.
I started to howl, it taste just like owl.
My hamster died, daddy ate it fried.
Boy I cry, my daddy no lie.
I packed my junk, inside my trunk.
My hamster’s dead, boy had I fled.
My friend got a gun, gonna have some fun.
I shot my dad, now I’m glad
I killed him dead, with my bullets of lead.
My daddy’s dead, shot in his head.
I’m paying time, for my own crime.
Moral of da story, I got no glory.
I'll school you anywhere from Africa to Hawaii.
I'm the best so now you'll see.
I'll Take you out Pee Wee.
I had a Hampster named Chesty,
He used to be my besty.
But then he up and left me.
So now I have to be the best see?
Teffehunden, German for Hell Hound,
Watch your world burn down,
Loved one's safe and sound,
As you all drown.
Hampster had to go.
I'm worse than a Lobo.
He calms he’s gonna win
lies worse den his moders grin,
I don’t even know how to rap?
Boy what’s inside his cap?
His hamster left of abuse,
Dang its bruises were chartreuse.
His hamsters lame
So is his game
Joy, can’t wait till da end,
His hamster got no friend.
He hurt his hamster, lawl
He an’t got no morals at all.
Hard it is to rap.
My grammar gonna make me dap.
He’ll stay awake at night,
Dreaming of dis rapping fight,
He’ll cry some tears,
He’ll drink more beers.
He drives a mini van.
You wish you were dangerous when you ran for prom queen,
You wish you loved me like Billie Jean,
Cause I'm the best thing you've ever seen.
My Hamster was a drill instructor,
You better call me sir,
I'm the 2nd Lt. you better not stir.
Hey, TUF just watch me school her.
So you just need to bow down to the king,
I'm going to string you up to see how well Swing.
You on DDO is a joke,
Like Porky Pig said, "That's all Folks!"
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