The Instigator
Mikal
Pro (for)
Winning
11 Points
The Contender
IngeniousFool
Con (against)
Losing
0 Points

Rap Battle : Justin Bieber (pro) Vs Miley Cyrus (Con)

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after 4 votes the winner is...
Mikal
Voting Style: Open Point System: 7 Point
Started: 2/13/2014 Category: Entertainment
Updated: 2 years ago Status: Post Voting Period
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Debate Rounds (3)
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Mikal

Pro

Rap Battle

Justin Bieber vs Miley

Con shall start it off as miley. FFs will result in the loss of conduct points, multiple FFS result in a full 7 point drop.

Con shall type nothing in the last round.

Lego
IngeniousFool

Con

Miley C is who the eff I be,
All you are JB, is a crybaby,
I didn't need no big black man to make me,
I got haters too but I be miley,
I go wild on the mic, if this were grime I'd be Wiley,
You're an alcoholic, moron I dare you come fight me,
I'll ride your metaphorical d*ck every so nicely,
Then I'll fingerblast your literal pu$$y ever so lightly,
There be lots of b*tches in this world but none quite like me.

You try your very best to get respected,
But your 12 year old fans don't liek to be neglected,
You're their slave, so behave or their skin will be tested,
They'l cut and cut until you submit to their whims,
They'll sing in their church as I do all kinds of drugs,
My fans don't give a fu** 'cause they be old enough to drive they own carz,
They don't need to be caught drinkiin' or none o' dat sheet,
My fans and I got our heads screwed on and we can stnad on our own two feet,
I don't need my momma to be my only fan over the age of thirteen,
I just pull out my a**, get the sh*t twerkin',
And in an instant have the men in the wolrd be watchin' and jerkin',
I be a dumb b*tch and my persona be workin',
You be a dumb b*tch and time in prison the only thing you gon' be servin',
Have you even got laid? Selena mentioned you were a virgin.

You take Usher up the anus just to get famous,
You aint nu'in but brainless, you got too much ego to be shameless.

You and I, we both play the same game,
I'm just better, you take blame,
We pretend to be black bu tI don't get called names,
I'm a wild b*tch that the world can't tame,
You're a wannabe gangster that all matur eindividuals want to see writhing in pain,
Most of the world wants you dead,
The other half slits their wrist, they ain't right in the head,
You try to be black,
You simply be whack,
I pull of the Ghetto act,
Black men see me twerk, they get a heart attack.

In conclusion, I'm a goddess,
My fans tell me I'm blessed,
I get on stage and every man in the crowd scream 'Oh f*ck yes',
You get on stage and every wrist-slitter in the crowd is manically depressed.
Debate Round No. 1
Mikal

Pro

Get ready bitchs, the king is on the stage
I"m about to slap this hoe around so bring the first aid
How we are on the same stage is a mystery to me
I sold out Madison square while you were still fuking with Disney.

Look at that your hair and that pale azz tan
You confused btch?, because it looks like your trying to be a man.
What happened with liam miley, did you shed a tear?
You dumped his azz to try and become a queer

Why you trying to twerk with that skinny flat azz
Now all those kids that loved you, just think you"re a white piece of trash.
And don"t worry miley it"s not true
Just because you"re white, not all black guys wana fuk with you.

I got alcohol on my breath and girls on my dik
You're just a slut that likes to rub hammers on her clit
Damn btch do you feel that heat
Im channing tatun and your that fat btch from 21 jump street.

Now get off my stage, pale tits and all
Before I decide to knock you off that wrecking ball
This game is over, its fukin done
This is the matrix and I am the one.
IngeniousFool

Con

Turn the f*ck up on that beat, Let me get rappin',
The llil wannabe pain in that a$$' is where is gawn be crappin',
You say you gawn touch this hoe? The pap be the only hoes you be slappin',
Just like preteen sl*ts be the only hoes you be tappin',
Your idea of a rough night is too much fappin'!

So, Bieber blabber boo, bad boy baby,
How many cocks can you fit in yo' mouth at once, Imma say 3,
3 big black ones, you've had lots o' practise,
But no matter how many you can take, you aint ever gawn have this,
I'm a mother*cking queen, step up in my palace,
Sorry ex-king, don't mean to be callous,
Your rap was baseless and factless,
I'd say you were drunk while writing it but that'd be tactless,
You think my a$$ is skinny, you think my a$$ is flat?,
Well if that be true then you can still go to Germany, Oh what's that?
They don't want you there, just pay them cash to raise yo' monkey,
What I be is a beautiful b*tch, my a$$ be motherf*cking chunky.

You tell me get off stage cause I got pale t*ts,
At least my producers adn I still make hits.

You aint nothing but a dead man walking,
The sane of the world dont' want you talkin',
They don't even want you breathin', They wanna cut off more than your foreskin,
Run Tatum run, cause use bad b*tches want revenge for your arrest,
Oh wait you aint Tatum; no pecs on yo' chest.

What happened with LIAM? Dafucking happened with Lil miss gomez?
Only b*tch dumb enough to fall for you and you sitll made a mess.
You're motherf*cking wreck, go call your lawyers again,
I think I'm gon' have to sue you for misrepresenting all men.
Debate Round No. 2
Mikal

Pro

I beat this btch senseless and shes back for round two
Just feed her a cupcake and call her honeybooboo
This fukin hoe has no idea when to quit
Just pretend your selena btch and come ride my dik

Miley i bought you a ticket for my personal hype train
Get on this girl before you're just another cum stain
Sorry to break it to you miley, but you're just another whore
I know you want my dik girl, so bend over and touch the floor

Little Ms Cyrus is nothing but a btch
And after you ride this dick girl, that pusys guna itch
Boom surprise I call it bieber fever or aids
You just got STDS girl,and you guna take that sht to your grave

A virgin miley, is that all you got?
I'm fukin beiber btch, and ive got a 12 inch cock
I got a big cok, hivs and small balls
I did steroids and pretended to be paul wall

That sht is real , its the mothafukin truth
about as funny as miley with a dik up her poop chute.
I don't know who you think you are, but welcome back to reality
Im fuking bieber bitch, and you will never have anything on me.

This rap battle was all well and fun
The sad thing is we all know who won
I'm a metaphorical God, a King in my own mind
and your just a whore, who will suck a dik for dime.
Debate Round No. 3
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Posted by GodChoosesLife 2 years ago
GodChoosesLife
0.0 couldn't read the rest when I first saw this debate ...
Posted by Mikal 2 years ago
Mikal
lol thanks for the fun man
Posted by Mikal 2 years ago
Mikal
have to do bieber for fun lol
Posted by imsmarterthanyou98 2 years ago
imsmarterthanyou98
Can we switch rolls Hahahaha.
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Vote Placed by ambivalentsoul 2 years ago
ambivalentsoul
MikalIngeniousFoolTied
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Reasons for voting decision: Pro's rap wasn't as all over the place. And overall I enjoyed it.
Vote Placed by black_squirrel 2 years ago
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Reasons for voting decision: Both did a really good job. But PRO stuck to a fixed format and rhythm, and had a few really hilarious lines.
Vote Placed by TheHitchslap 2 years ago
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Reasons for voting decision: wreckingball did it for me LOL
Vote Placed by imabench 2 years ago
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Reasons for voting decision: This one was pretty hard to judge since both sides did pretty well to the point that neither had a really clear advantage over the other. However, the amount of slang that con used in his rhymes combined with the occasional misspelled word made me have to start over several times while mikals were very easy to get through the first time over, so I give spelling and grammar to the pro and leave all other points tied.