The Instigator
Mharman
Con (against)
Losing
0 Points
The Contender
madness
Pro (for)
Winning
14 Points

Rap Battle MHARMAN vs. MADNESS

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madness
Voting Style: Judge Point System: Select Winner
Started: 2/9/2017 Category: Entertainment
Updated: 1 year ago Status: Post Voting Period
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Debate Rounds (3)
Comments (10)
Votes (2)

 

Mharman

Con

We'll just copy and paste our raps from the last time we tried to do this. You'll see what I mean. R1 is acceptance.
Debate Round No. 1
Mharman

Con

My name is Mharman and I'm here to destroy!
My verses are stronger than a metal alloy!
When I'm on the stage, I'm at the top of my game!
I'm the new guy on this site, and you know my name!

Mharman! Welcome to the next level!
Hot raps, more heated than the devil!
Welcome to my town, you insignificant boob!
I'm only halfway through, and you're already rekt, noob!

By the time of done with you,
Things will be looking blue.
I will chew you up and spit you out,
You'll be won'dring what the devil that was 'bout!

You can't even come close to my amazing flows!
You'll be sitting there like, "Wow, this really blows!"
I just shot a verbal arrow into your knee!
So, how weak will your first verse be?
madness

Pro

I can tell from your crap rap, that you're a narcissist,
You should have taken a career as a pharmacist

I think you've come to the wrong side of D.D.O,
You think you got good rhymes, but I'm a pro,
Let me show you how ma rappin"s done, cus really I'm your dad and you're ma son.
I'm ready to shock anyone with ma stun pun!

You think you know your own mother?
Ima tell you how every other and their brother has been her lover EVEN your grandmother!

I'm Michael Jacksons look alike,
I've rode your mum lika mountain bike.
At night I'm slappin her titties left and right,
banged her butt with all ma might.
From the smell of her muff, I knew I gave it rough,
she was even leaking brown stuff?

-AND THEN-

On the sheet; she started to excrete,
I told her no, but she a filthy hoe,
half albino and shaped like a potato.
She's not all that pleasant,
just some fat peasant and her smell is omnipresent.
A faulty genome and that additional chromosome put her in a mental home.

We've got nut jobs out there looking for the mythical Bigfoot, when little do they realise I'm the mythical Big Dick.
Your dick? Pitiful, minimal, invisible, fictional INEXPLICABLE!

This is only round one, two more to go.
I know I've spoken a lot about that hoe,
But she's kinda vital to my flow,
she's almost as big as a buffalo,
and sucking D is in her manifesto.

This is lyrical MADNESS,
My flows a miracle unto badness

I'm a word smith hero
and you're still a blurred myth zero.
Debate Round No. 2
Mharman

Con

Let's face it mate,
you're not really great.
You put completely random verses together
and you expect me to surrender.

Your whole miserable rhyme
was a waste of my time!
Anyone can see that fact
without wearing contacts!

What is it with you and my mother?
It is because you and yours had no love for each other?
Dude, my mom is great
45, but lookin' 28.

Not to mention she's way out of your reach!
Now shut up about my mom, you leech!
You suck, and I'm way cooler,
Now leave, horny middle schooler!
madness

Pro

You should've F**ked off when you had the chance,
Now I'm gunna F*** you with a verbal lance.

Your raps are inconceivably bad it hurts,
Your lines are grievably bad and your mum squirts.

I 'ma talk about your mum some more,
Cus she a special little w.h.o.r.e.
I like the chubby a.s.s that she got,
She tubby cus she a fat thot.

My first glory hole was your letter box,
You're mums a gory troll and she sucks c.o.c.k.s.
Me and Jesus be double teaming dat hoe,
Even your little brothers givin it a go.
He slappin' his balls on your mothers head,
She so horny that she acting like she's dead.

With a bum hole so wide and a p.u.s.s.y so dried
You'd think she'd make an effort to hide her fungicide.

She will F**k anything, 100 percent.
She a jizz bag, and has begun to ferment.
Debate Round No. 3
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Posted by Mharman 1 year ago
Mharman
Well, you win. GG guys, GG.
Posted by airmax1227 1 year ago
airmax1227
RFD:

Madness' won round one with verses that were a bit more creative. Mharman's verses weren't bad in R1, they were just a bit simplistic and nothing stood out to me, while I thought a couple of Madness' verses were clever. While a bit crude, Madness' stanza 5 and 6 stood out, whereas nothing really stood out for me in Mharman's opening round.

Mharman's 3rd stanza in R2 was alright, but nothing else stood out to me. Again, they were all pretty simplistic. Madness' R2, while again a bit crude, contained verses that stood out by comparison to his opponent, though he seemed to get a bit lazy in this round. Regardless, he still edged out his opponent in this round, with slightly better verses that contained a bit better rhyming.

Overall I wasn't impressed with either debater here. Both used verses that were relatively simplistic and uninteresting. Pro falls back on conventional "mom disses" and pretty much doesn't use anything else. Con does a bit better in this regard, but his verses weren't particularly memorable. In both cases, a greater investment in creativity would go a long way.

I found that Pro's rounds were slightly better than Con's for the reasons given above, and therefore I'm awarding arguments to Pro.
Posted by madness 1 year ago
madness
Except it says on my profile that I'm 22 XD
Posted by Mharman 1 year ago
Mharman
Thanks for a good battle! Twas' fun!
Posted by Mharman 1 year ago
Mharman
Your final verse only made the "horny middle schooler" insult even worse on you.
Posted by Mharman 1 year ago
Mharman
Ok, on it.
Posted by madness 1 year ago
madness
I think 4 rounds is too much work, I'd rather do a 3 round battle.
Posted by Mharman 1 year ago
Mharman
Your welcome! I chose experienced Rap Battlers as judges. You were actually Iambench's replacement when he declined the nomination. His loss.
Posted by JimShady 1 year ago
JimShady
Thanks for letting me judge I will do my best good luck to both.
Posted by Mharman 1 year ago
Mharman
I will reinstate this when I find a third judge.
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Vote Placed by airmax1227 1 year ago
airmax1227
Mharmanmadness
Who won the debate:-Vote Checkmark
Reasons for voting decision: Pro's verses were a bit better than Con's, and although Pro overly used "your mom" disses in this debate, he did edge out Pro in the quality of his rhymes. Full RFD in comments.
Vote Placed by JimShady 1 year ago
JimShady
Mharmanmadness
Who won the debate:-Vote Checkmark
Reasons for voting decision: madness wins both rounds, and therefore I think he wins this challenge. In round 1, Mharman didn't really go hard, at least relevant to madness's Round 1. He had a great stanza about him in bed with Mharman's mother. There were some good similes and references from both sides in Round 1, not so much Round 2. Once again though, Mharman does not got that hard, one of his first verses is "you're not really great". Not a good beginner, especially compared to madness f*cking you up with a "verbal lance". Round 2 was a lot closer, as madness's quality dropped a little, but he still beat Mharman barely in the last Round. Finally, the rhymes for both Pro and Con mainly stayed in the 1 syllable range, but madness experimented with word flows, doubles, and a few triples. I like that. Good job to both, but better job to madness.