The Instigator
Mikal
Pro (for)
Winning
13 Points
The Contender
oculus_de_logica
Con (against)
Losing
4 Points

Rap Battle : Neo (Matrix, Pro) vs Luke Skywalker (Con) ; Explicit not for Kids

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after 3 votes the winner is...
Mikal
Voting Style: Open Point System: 7 Point
Started: 2/28/2014 Category: Entertainment
Updated: 2 years ago Status: Post Voting Period
Viewed: 859 times Debate No: 48092
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Mikal

Pro

My adversary shall start his rap on his next turn. Meaning he shall start in Round 1. This is not for acceptance and meant for him to start the debate

In his last round he will type "no round as agreed upon"

failure to type this will result in a full 7 point drop due to him/her having an extra round.

Lets get it on
oculus_de_logica

Con

Pardon my delay, but life got a bit in the way.
The \ and underscores in the rap is simply where a single beat would be in the song with a 4/4 signature and 100 b/m tempo. It was mostly to assist me in placing where the rhymes and word patterns would lie. If you're interested in the beat I used as a reference I'll leave a link to my dropbox where you can listen to it at the bottom of this round.it's a bit crude and unfinished and you can hear me hit the incorrect key a few times but it's good enough. anywho, my perfectionism and quirks aside: let's start this:

\Hey, Neo\. \Back so \soon?
\Playing the real \hero under the \fourth Yavin \moon?
\It's a shame you \will be stuck in \our little tune\:
\Luke will aim to \kill the name and bend your silver \spoon.

\You lived a life, \alone and like. \never saw the \world.
\Watch the might. the \clock will strike and \death will soon unfurl
\'lone and cold, a \sorrow sight. \in your pod can \twirl
\see how merry \flight you have to \see the one deserved

\You see me Neo\? the \one with the \force
the \power needed to \smack you up and \place the flame up \to your corpse?
The \one in machine \city , or perhaps \it is in the \source?
\Guess you're alone now. \stuck and fight the \death that is \perforced.

But \do not worry, though \death is early: \Trinity is safe with \me.
you're \lost, you lost but \women want what \women always \need.
\In a hurry she \came at mercy, the \s**t came here to \plea,
I \had her up like \Leia, chained \onto my master \key.

\I am the \chosen, \new \messiah, \spare me the \matrix. \Know\
the \real world \victor, republic, the \leader is \here to \show:

that the \pitiful \Neo lead \only the \trio of \idiots \claiming to \grow \
the \resistance that \need the \assistance of \hackers and \balance the \oracle \flow \
of \cookies and \riddles and \still only \win for the \simpleton \simplified \cause\
that \oracles \possess the \powers to \duplicate \agent smith's \cloning applause.


\think that stopping \bullets is a \holy heaven \send?
\How will 'ya stop a \blaster blast \aimed at big 'ol \M?
A \sabre to the \heart, \point you can't \defend.
I'll \meet you on the \streets of life and \choke you in the \end.

\Perhaps you should \use that \big 'ol \brain
to \see that \stars don't \rise again
the \son of a \sith, I \trained with the \myth.
\you must be the \one insane\
to \challenge the \leader that \forces the \eager, the \speaker, the \emperors \reaper, the \prophecy \keeper. The \one is the \one with the \force on my \lane\.

\step up \to the \challenge \see my \one and \shiny \blade\,
\glowing \high and \mighty \proudly \bearing \its true \name
\Neo \never \saw me \coming, \never \knew the \game\:
\come and \have a \closer \look: the \Jedi's \true \green \rain.




http://dl.dropboxusercontent.com...;

Debate Round No. 1
Mikal

Pro

A long time ago in a galaxy far far away
This btch tried to bone his sister and that sht was mad gay
I think it"s called incest in these modern times
Then Harrison Ford stole that btch in the blink of an eye

This kid says he"s good with hands and his lightsabers skills are real nice
But the only thing that revolves around his hand is his mother fukin sex life
His father hated him and chopped off his hand
His auntie and uncle were gang banged by a few different sandmans

This story sounds kind of tragic, it almost makes me shed a tear
Then I remembered I"m neo btch, and you"re some gay looking jedi queer
The world that you know is all just a game
In which I"m a literal God with an endless reign

Pretend this is the bible , and lets have story time
Hi my name is Neo, and I am the God that reigns on high
The trinity in the bible, that sht is fake and dead
Trinity is just another btch that loves to suck on my head

I am neo btch and by the time this is over
I am going to expose your azz as just another poser
His light saber his limp and it resembles his cok
If I"m God that makes you Jesus and I"m going to stick you back behind that rock

Let"s have a math lesson, time to count back from ten
By the time we get to 0 it will be clear who is going to win
This luke guy is nothing but a wussy
9 is the number of times in the day, he prays he will see a actually see a pusy

8 is how many times his aunt was raped before she died
7 is amount of tears he shed when he found out his father turned to the dark side
6 is the number of years that he was a farmer on tattoine
5 is the size of his tiny epeen

4 is how many inches his dik is according to his friends
3 is the number of girls that dumped him because they said they could not feel it in them
2 this rap battle is about be done
This is the Marix and I am the 1
oculus_de_logica

Con

*Que beat

The \schizophrenic \made his mind and \came out to \play
\let me slash up \his behind and \kill him if I \may
\think I give a \damn about my \sister, \eh?
You're \fixed on that, \mister, \here's what I \say:

I \lived a life so \full and right with \powers matched by \none
\crashed a cruiser, \Matrix user \cannot fight the \son
that \beat the future, \beat the looser, \brighter than the \sun.
you \can't even swim in \water, how \can you fight the \one?

You're \powers are \weak, so \sad and \bleak, you \can't even \win me in \rhyme\
\near-rhymes, \half rhymes, \rhymeless \melodies, and you \dare calling yourself \divine?
\multiple \syllables, \untouchable \principles: the \wording \shall \align
Stop \trying and relying on your \single case, it's \dying, stop \wasting your \precious \time.

\Completing the \trio, \save me now \Neo, you're \missing out \quite the \act:
\hundred and \million, now \be in your \oblivion but \just don't \deny the \fact\
you're \falling too \short; that the \legacy \sort; that the \trilogy \will attract
the \masses, the \millions, the \sci-fi of \trillions of \light years \will adapt.\

the \Matrix is \falling, the \trash is it's \calling, the \shadow of \Luke will \fall\
\onto you \Neo, you're \almost as \Nero, a \lunatic \in the \hall.
\Can't be the \winner, your \heart is my \dinner, the \grave you \soon shall \call\
a \digital \home, you're so \sad and alone, why \won't you \just withdraw?\

Your \body is\ frozen in \carbonite \chosen. my \father will \ship you. \soon\
you're \fed to the \rancor, it's \getting the \hanker, i'll \wait in the \desert saloon\
and \slice up the \monster \along with the \mobster that \lives in the \palace attune\
to the \saddened condition of \earthling decision; the \death of \you, \buffoon.\

You \die and that's \it but you \don't throw a \fit cause you'll \still be \one with the \force\
\lost your own \motion, your \thought and emotion but \I will grow \on and of \course\
become a true \pastor and \death I will \master, I \still be \one on the \course.\
maintain my own \conscious, you're \looking bit \anxious, \shall we \count across?


\8 are his \verses and \6 are his \curses that \Luke is \still \ahead.\
Machines are the \7 that \send him to \heaven, the \day you \all will \dread.\
the \5 are the \deaths of the \crew that you \left, by \me they \all have \bled.\
\4 are the \powers that \work in the \hours the \real \world you \led\.
\3 are the \inches that that \Trinity \pinches when \Neo lies \down in his \bed\.
\2 are the \pills that still \give you the \chills, you \should have abandoned the \red.\
For \1 is the \victor that \spits the rhymes \sicker, the \one that can \you behead.\
Underestimate me \Thomas? I \lived with the \farmers but \listen for \I have \said:\

the \real world \isn't your \real world. \cannot delete me, so \turn your \tail and \run\
\crack my code \open for \I am the \chosen and \this isn't the \Matrix 01
you're \powerless \redpill, you're \lost mr. \dead-will, so \leave us, \won't you \go?\
\Luke is the \master, your \preacher, force \caster so \hide in your \rabbit \hole.\

Debate Round No. 2
Mikal

Pro

I don't know how this kid thinks he is going to win this fight
I am going to pretend you are Han Solo and freeze you in carbonite
Brr luke starting to realize that sht is cold
This is the matrix btch, time to put it in slow mow

This is a chest game and I am going to make you my pawn
Light your azz up like the death star when it blew up alderaan
You may think you are a slick pilot but that just aint true
If you came to zion, they would make a real man out of you

I have the oracle by side, I can see the end of time
I am a virtual God, and you are just destined to die.
I am going to take his lightsaber, cut him clean through
I am going to slap you so hard, maybe you will forget your own father hates you

Let's do a color comparison, just between me and you
If we looked at your light saber, we can clearly see your favorite color is blue
See that is cool luke, but my favorite color is red
It is the color of the pill I swallowed, and the last color your are going to see before you end up dead.

All those brackets in those lyrics makes that sht hard to see
I was going to throw up some rebuttals, but all of your rhymes were mad weak.
Literally trying to read what you were typing, it really made my eyes itch
All those /slashes in your rap just proved your an emo btch

Bars are a gift, one the force didn't chose to give you
See I see bars all the time, the matrix is coding and I can easily read you
I have my got my crew; Morpheus, trinity, Switch, and Dozer
You have got a sith lord for a father, your just a jedi poser

Your father hates you, you loved your sister, and your best friend and her actually got hitched.
With friends like that I would be happy if cypher tried to pull my switch.
Now this battle is over, and it is quite clear that I have won
If I can teach you anything its the fact a sword will never beat a gun.
oculus_de_logica

Con

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF DDO!
(No round as agreed upon)
Debate Round No. 3
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Posted by oculus_de_logica 2 years ago
oculus_de_logica
" His rhymes didn't make sense and there was no clear rhythm to what he was writing. Rather than having a rhythm, he just used backslashes. Terrible. Therefore, sources to PRO where sources will count as rap ability. CON also took more poetic license (i.e. used more bad, non-rhyming words) and failed to be as clever as PRO, who unlike CON did not suck. Therefore, conduct, spelling and grammar to PRO."
Did you try to actually read over my verse and following the beat that the backslashes where indicating? I follows the 100 b/m rythm rather nicely. I also took no poetic licence, all of my rhymes where full rhymes or actual half-rhymes. But I'm sorry that you felt that way, albeit you do seem a tad hostile in your vote (suck isn't exactly the optimal wording in a situation like this), might want to tone it down a little. and no, I didn't suggest that your votes where unfairly cast.

But anyway, I don't care for the vote, I enjoyed the battle and that's what this is about. :)
Posted by Finalfan 2 years ago
Finalfan
I like these battles! I might want in if Mikal picks the right subject!
Posted by oculus_de_logica 2 years ago
oculus_de_logica
I'll be posting later tonight; just didn't want to loose the opportunity while performing.

Good luck, may the best rapper win. :)
Posted by GodChoosesLife 2 years ago
GodChoosesLife
Oh gosh, not another one of these!! *covers eyes and runs away* haha
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Vote Placed by Finalfan 2 years ago
Finalfan
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Reasons for voting decision: I'm not a Star Wars guy! But I have to give it to oculus! Even though his bars were a little tedious I did enjoy his style! Pro was funny! I enjoyed the mario/link rap battle as well. Pro did have some great lines! Some I might even remember later!
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Reasons for voting decision: I can't in good conscience vote for a jedi poser, so I won't. It was suggested by one person, presumably CON, that my vote -despite being a direct reference to a the logical argument that persuaded me to vote PRO- wasn't fairly cast. Nothing could be further from the truth. I'm going to cast a vote that a rap battle deserves.... one for the person who's sh!t I liked more. If you don't like that, then that's your problem. But, upon further reflection, it occurs to me that CON actually really sucked. His rhymes didn't make sense and there was no clear rhythm to what he was writing. Rather than having a rhythm, he just used backslashes. Terrible. Therefore, sources to PRO where sources will count as rap ability. CON also took more poetic license (i.e. used more bad, non-rhyming words) and failed to be as clever as PRO, who unlike CON did not suck. Therefore, conduct, spelling and grammar to PRO.
Vote Placed by bluesteel 2 years ago
bluesteel
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Reasons for voting decision: Pro spit a better rap. "All those /slashes in your rap just proved your an emo btch" ==> great line. Con has a lot of skill in writing poetry, but that's what his rounds were, poems. The structure, use of academic vocabulary, and internal rhyme scheme made Con's "rap" sound like a nursery rhyme. Pro's rap sounded more like a battle. Pro was also quite clever in counting down from 9 and ending with "I'm Neo, b$5ch, I am the 1."