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Rap Battle: Nietzsche vs. Marx

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Started: 5/7/2013 Category: Entertainment
Updated: 4 years ago Status: Post Voting Period
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Pro raps as Friedrich Nietzsche.
Con raps as Karl Marx.

Style will be traditional self hype and diss.

Battle begins in R2, R1 is only for acceptance. Good luck.


I accept your challenge, may the best rapper win!
Debate Round No. 1


Guten tag Marx so you think that you can play hard
I'm the Ubermensch motherfvcker and I'm about to bombard
you and yer little working class; defeat you will amass
Don't fvck with the immoralist if you can't take his fvcking brass

Amor fati bltch, gonna relive your defeat eternally
Don't hide behind Engels he can't save you from this guarantee
I'll rip yer spine out; that is if I could fine one
I'm yer Aristocratic nightmare, yer end has only just begun

We could go down the line from labor to class consciousness
But does it really matter is anyone still watching this
sad excuse for a philosophy yer purporting to be the final end;
That's laughable, you straight up failed and yer defeat is only thinly veiled
I'm here to make it clear to everyone that yer ship has sailed

Give it up and go home there's nothing here left to be said
Quit now before yer flag isn't the only thing that's bleeding red.


theorangepolo forfeited this round.
Debate Round No. 2


Extend. Come on man let's do this.


I created the most powerful nations in the world,
Soviet Union, China, now I am getting p*ssy from all the Asian and Russian girls.
I'm about to lyrically bitch slap that paradoxical smile off face,
make no haste I won't let you go to waste.

You said God was dead and thought you were so clever,
I invented a world where men can live equally forever.
You pathetic excuse for a philosopher,
is Ubermensch all you got to mutter?
Going insane from your own thoughts how lame,
the own people who made you thought you were a shame.

Make no mistake Friedrich,
I heard you got syphilis from sucking a Genoan's d***.
Boom, buzz kill Communist Manifesto Motherf****,
Now I am finished putting you in a lyrical diaper.
Debate Round No. 3


Noumena forfeited this round.


Debate Round No. 4
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Posted by 2-D 4 years ago
Excellent debate.
Posted by Raisor 4 years ago
Kind of disappointing, only one round form each side.

Pro's stuff was more interesting/relevant to the Nietzsche v Marx theme. Some of Con's stuff was a little stale (e.g. lyrical diaper). Pro had better flow.
Posted by thett3 4 years ago
Oh hell yes
Posted by YYW 4 years ago
lulz this will be great
Posted by Noumena 4 years ago
Is she even still active? If she is I'd totes challenge her directly.
Posted by tulle 4 years ago
Favourited. I wonder if Royal can rap....
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