The Instigator
kikiki
Pro (for)
Losing
0 Points
The Contender
JimShady
Con (against)
Winning
6 Points

Rap Battle Ocho!

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after 2 votes the winner is...
JimShady
Voting Style: Open Point System: 7 Point
Started: 2/13/2017 Category: Funny
Updated: 1 year ago Status: Post Voting Period
Viewed: 483 times Debate No: 99869
Debate Rounds (3)
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Votes (2)

 

kikiki

Pro

Here, I restarted it. You go first, then I go and in the end you just put a dot or a comma in the last round.
JimShady

Con

I wrote a lot the last time, and I don't want it to go to waste, so I'll just repost that. I'll right something new for Round 2.

So typical, an Atheist on Debate.org
It's critical that I make sure and slay this whore
Get physical and invade his dorm
You're pitiful, I advise that you hit the escape door

This day you're gonna die, I aint afraid of kikiki
Disdain this guy, it's gonna be hard defeating me
In vain you'll try, I'll lock you up and won't be keeping keys
Even in rain you'll dry, You aint nothin' but TP, G

ill-Legally is how I'll kick your @ss, you political undecided
Even we conservatives hate you more than liberals, open wide bjtch
Evenly is not an option, you know the right is best, don't deny it
see, you'll pee when you battle me, "Oh, don't cry, prjck!"

so, you're mine, bjtch, don't think you're even a ninja
You'll just die quick, no recon, this role just don't fit ya
You're no surprise, it's easy to spot you, I'll take a pictcha
You shouldn't even fight it, you know I'm gonna win, duh

I'll put you in a head lock, you're no smarter than a dead cop
I'll bury you down to the bed rock, You're rhymes are wet slop
You keep goin' but instead stop, or I'll call police, the feds knock
"We're lookin' for kikiki let us on," "He's with his sister in wedlock!"

You'll be just a red dot when I'm finished with you, animal abuser
pay for those dead dogs, I'll abuse you with lyrics that confuse you
But I'll give some cred...NOT, everything you do is weaker than voodoo
Still you need magic, get job, I hear your mom wants a blow from you, too

But screw you, and everything you stand for
Just two is few? mom and sister are not the only answer?
Include who? You're dad? That's a weird foursome, hope yall get cancer
I'll feud you any day, you're a slave deer like Prancer

Your aunt's a whore, she's in the bedroom waiting
Your got rants galore, but I got chants of the Lord saying:
"Your pants are torn because of the savage you're debating."
Your plan is forlorn, because you went up against Jim Shady

P.s. you're mom's a big lady.
Debate Round No. 1
kikiki

Pro

Really? What is this? Your raps are child-like,
Bars so weak, like you pulled them out of Iggy's d*ke.
No rhythm, no class. You're as green as f*cking grass.
Better f*ck off with your sass 'fore I shove my foot up in your a*s.

Going up against me? I feel sorry for you kid,
Cause I'll rape your a*s harder than your f*cking priest did.
How many years have you spent praying on your knees
Whilst your priests were teaching you about the birds and the bees.

You cannot defeat this renegade
Who's dropping rhymes like they're frag grenades
And as you hang your head down shame
You realize the mistake you made.

And you know, I gotta say
I feel sorry for you tyke,
That you feel you're hip
'cause your have a profile pic of a k*ke.
JimShady

Con

This guy's acting like he's the one and only 2Pac
I call your rhythm amateur, you cry out "It's not!"
Tragic rhymes of yours got people screamin' "Bjtch, STOP."
Faggot, your raps aren't even equivalent to Kidz Bop!

Pick-pocket kikiki's pride and purpose in this life
He'll have to coincide with a porpoise as his wife...
...with his mom in bed I lie, this wh0re is mighty fine
Although she's tries to fight, on her pvssy I politely dine

Come fight me, dyke, come throw your frag grenades
I'll lob a nuke at you, your doom is due, this @ss's afraid
Fvckin' Nazi, this Jew you knew can now lacerate
Holocaust reversed, Shady with MP-44, I'm bout to castigate

Just masturbate, No women for you, only Mrs. Hand
Your wrist will be so strong they will call "Fitness Man"
Either that or you can do Sodomy, although this is banned
Do it in secret, else you might end up in prison, man

Fvcker so dumb and clueless, askin' what day is this?
Bjtch you shoulda knew this, the day JimShady beat the atheist.
Debate Round No. 2
kikiki

Pro

You know what makes me cringe? Your jokes about my mom.
Please man, shut the f*ck up and go swallow priest c*m.
Your raps are s*it, you can't go up against a boss.
Go back to your church so you can get your salad tossed.

And now about the k*ke.

What's the matter there buddy? Are you offended by my words?
Better stop mocking left cu*ks, you rightatds are f*cking worse.
You protect free speech, unless free speech gets you triggered,
Man you are just as butt-hurt as a f*ucking sand n****r.

You're dropping atomic bombs? More like firecrackers.
Stop trying man, you're not a f*cking rapper.
You're a whack hack, I'm the master hacker.
I'ma eat you up Jim like a f*cking Graham cracker.

There's no hope for you, I hope you know
I'll hang you by your n*ts as I sip my Bordeaux.
There's no point trying, I murdered you son
I got 99 problems but this c*nt ain't one.
JimShady

Con

Alright good job. (Note to voters, I'm not giving up, just holding up the agreement from r1)
Debate Round No. 3
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Vote Placed by paintballvet18 1 year ago
paintballvet18
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Reasons for voting decision: I'm dead.
Vote Placed by Mharman 1 year ago
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Reasons for voting decision: I liked con's flows better. The line that clinched his win for me was the Kidz Bop insult.