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Mcscrewdriver97
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calculatedr1sk
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Rap Battle Ronald Reagan vs FDR!

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Voting Style: Open Point System: 7 Point
Started: 8/18/2013 Category: Politics
Updated: 3 years ago Status: Post Voting Period
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Mcscrewdriver97

Pro

In this epic duel of words I will be taking the part of Ronald Reagan my opponent FDR. This is my second time doing this rap battle I decided to do it a second time since the first ended in a tie. First round is for acceptance, no swear words please, and I wish my opponent luck!
calculatedr1sk

Con

Challenge accepted. Good luck to you, Mr. President.
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Debate Round No. 1
Mcscrewdriver97

Pro

Whats up there Franky hows the depression treating you? Your a pretty good example of what a president shouldn't do.
Expanding government with all your useless agencies, it's no wonder hard working people disdain your presidency.
I cut tax's and spending too, on the welfare programs endorsed by you, I wanted to let the people to help them selves and I bettered our economies health.
In 1980 when I was elected I swore to tear down the wall the Soviets erected, a few years later the wall fell down and the communists all wore a frown.
In 1932 you were elected and prolonged a recession into a depression, afterwards the Americans learned there lesson, keep the government out of private professions.
I got a new deal for you Frank and hears what I say, when your big governments not around we see better days.
calculatedr1sk

Con


I’m used to rocky starts, Pearl Harbor started off rough.


Like Affleck, the only thing you have to fear is you’re not nearly good enough.


You ought to think more carefully before awakening a sleeping GIANT!


Now I have to beat your face with my crutch untill you’re ADA compliant!



Old sport, I find the constitution to be marvelously e l a s t i c !


Watch me stretch the law, I’m the political Mr. Faaaantastic.


Oh shy Ronnie, don’t cry just because I get things done


Here, chew on my electoral success like Wrigley’s - quadruple your fun!



I’m FDR - say my name, cause it’s about to get real


Saved Lady Liberty; now she begs for me to cop a feel.


Power may not come free, but I never pay too much


Allies won the world and split it; US and Russia went Dutch!



My flows are iller than polio, leave you paralyzed from the mouth down.


So make like a tree Ronald, this ain’t the 80’s McClown!


You think you’re important? Oh please. My dog’s tinkle has more renown.


Lift your leg, Fala, teach this fool trick-trick-trick-trick-trickle-dowwwnnnnn!


Debate Round No. 2
Mcscrewdriver97

Pro

Mcscrewdriver97 forfeited this round.
calculatedr1sk

Con

HEY! Wake up old man! This is a rap battle!


Are you trying to breakdance, or are you in your death rattle?


I can’t tell if you’re conscious, maybe I’ve just beat you too hard


But if you have anything left, get back up and on your guard!



It’s sad that I have to drag you up and give a pep talk


You forfeit so fast, you leave a whole nation in shock!


At first I felt bad to smack down an actor in his prime


But oh well! You’re back up now; I’ll beat your face a second time!



See, you lack talent the same way you lack knowledge of policy


You know how to spoil the rich but know nothing of democracy.


I inherited the depression, it didn’t happen from me


Not that this matters to you; you like to rewrite history.



I’m the greatest president ever to rescue this free land


You’re just a dancing puppet with a hard on for Ayn Rand


It’s hard to enjoy winning; you pretty much beat yourself, whelp


But don’t be scared: I’m from the government - and now I’m here to help!

Debate Round No. 3
Mcscrewdriver97

Pro

Mcscrewdriver97 forfeited this round.
calculatedr1sk

Con


You had no chance from the start, I know this was never this was fair.


I may not be Clint Eastwood, but you are an empty chair.


Debate Round No. 4
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Posted by calculatedr1sk 3 years ago
calculatedr1sk
Thanks :D
Posted by Mikal 3 years ago
Mikal
Just died.

Political mr fantastic. nice lolol
Posted by Mikal 3 years ago
Mikal
Just died.

Political mr fantastic. nice lolol
Posted by calculatedr1sk 3 years ago
calculatedr1sk
Whats with my picture not posting? How irritating.
Posted by PatriotPerson 3 years ago
PatriotPerson
Teheheh. You're back at it, Mr. Screwdriver. Best of luck to you!
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