The Instigator
Jonbonbon
Pro (for)
Winning
21 Points
The Contender
JimShady
Con (against)
Losing
14 Points

Rap Battle Semis

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The voting period for this debate has ended.
after 5 votes the winner is...
Jonbonbon
Voting Style: Open Point System: Select Winner
Started: 4/17/2017 Category: Entertainment
Updated: 1 year ago Status: Post Voting Period
Viewed: 999 times Debate No: 102029
Debate Rounds (4)
Comments (24)
Votes (5)

 

Jonbonbon

Pro

This is a rap battle.

You know the game. We're rapping to the death, and the debate is set up according to this forum: http://www.debate.org...

First round is acceptance, so accept it and let's get it.
JimShady

Con

Fun time...

Rules don't say anything about how many bars to write, so I'm just gonna do my standard 4 stanzas with four lines each, not too long, not too short.

GL.
Debate Round No. 1
Jonbonbon

Pro

Hello, I'm Jonelle, it's nice to meet ya
Welcome to my university, it's time to teach ya
Stand up one time before I knock you back down
When this battle is over, I might be quaking the ground

Remember, this is the semi
Like your shrimpy d!ck
If you can't think smart
You'd better think quick

You like your win ratio?
It's the grade equivalent of a C
And after this loss
I bet you'll drop for a D

Did I take you off guard?
This is just the start of the class
Join me for round two
And remember: watch your @ss
JimShady

Con

Hey, I'm Jimmy, and I'm happy to attend your university.
I'm universally known to cause my opponents cruel adversity
You think you can get to me, you think you be hurting me?
Jonelle, know well that don't float well, you'll be wishing You averted me

I gotta a shrimpy djck? What? Bjth, that's some skimpy shjt
My meat is thick and will spit cum into your mum lickety split
Forget your husband, I push in you so fast they say "Isn't he quick?!"
...Okay, enough of this talk, it's getting creepy even if it is wickedly lit...

Your giving them shjt, I give them fish and loaves of bread.
like Jesus, To people on DDO I give them hope, not dread
And after I feed the masses and it's your turn to go ahead
With shjt lyrics you drown them, till everyone is your ocean's dead!

But I dove and fled, escaped from your gross rap clutches...
I don't hold back grudges, I know that sucks, bjtch
I hit you with amazing rhymes and you throw back nothing,
So just go back sulking, cause you're nothin' but a low, fat, dull thing.
Debate Round No. 2
Jonbonbon

Pro

Aw, did that hurt? I can tell you're upset.
But it's kind of hard to hear you up here in my jet.
You use too many words, it makes your bars look silly.
And you complain a bit too much of my opinion on your willy.

And really? You think it's hot to say you go fast?
Listen up, cuz I'm about to put your willy on blast.
Any boy can pump his gun, but it takes a man to take it slow.
And hubby can take care of me, and trust me, he knows.

I bet you even like being humiliated by a lady.
You don't stand for sh!t, so sit down, Jim Shady.
I'm still dragging you through my block here in lyric nation.
Your ability to rap is blocked by your indignation.

Your slant rhymes aren't cute, and your bars are lame.
You can't even hope to acclimate up to my game.
I'm a Queen on this site, and you're a sewer kid.
Join me for round three where I'll destroy this grid.
JimShady

Con

You think cause you're a girl I will not hit you?
Not hit you like kiss you, hit you like DISS you
The things you say to me seem to break me in two
But I'm pulling myself together, I don't need a tissue

I see you're in the Pirate Party, are you really Anne Bonny?
You think you're a bad @ss pirate, but you are a mere copy
Rhymes so sloppy, a disgrace so I'll hang your body promptly
Jonelle bonny, Pirate Party girl will swing in the air so floppy

Fvck your friend Mikal, his rap put me to sleep like NyQuil
And yours is worse, it strips my body of any sign of life, hoe
Humiliatated my this bjtch with black hexagons on her chest?
I'll give you a remodel with a gun, make blood ooze out your flesh

I doubt your sex gives you an edge, cause feminism is cancer
I'm a man so I'm stronger, so quit with your cunt banter
You ask me "Aw, did that hurt?" Well here is my answer
I'm the amazing, unstoppable JimShady, So me you CAN'T hurt.
Debate Round No. 3
Jonbonbon

Pro

You're actin' like you go hard, but you're not even old enough to drink
And your rap is so wacked I doubt you're mentally old enough to think.
Let me ask you, do you really need a simile in every line?
And another, did you write your last round while you were high?

There's too much talking, but not enough said.
If this fight were real, you would already be dead.
I'd say you talk a good game, but then I'd be lying.
In a minute let me know how it feels as you're dying.

But first I just gotta roast that last little lie.
BOI, you couldn't begin to attack me if you tried.
I know three ways to kill, you would painfully die.
I have training to break your chest in the blink of an eye.

I don't bullsh!t around, but that's your native language.
You bring the threats of a child, and I bring the anguish!
Give up, Jim Shady, this is the end of your streak,
Because deep down you know, your bars are weak.

Don't try to challenge me, you just look like a clown.
When I shoot my bars they put the building on lockdown.
They call me the hazard, b!tch, just try not to drown.
I bet you're lookin' up, but this sh!t just went down.
JimShady

Con

So I can't drink, but why swallow when I can spit
You say I cannot think, how can you ignore my wit?!
sharp like the sword of Link, you're Zelda, a lame bjtch
I'll give your neck a kink, and then give it a slit...

Your lyrical "bombs" don't really get you that far
You just self-implode like ISIS, "ALLAHU ACKBAR!!!!"
You think you're OG like Obie, a low key rap star?
Well, you might by LOKI, but I'm Thor from Asgard

So hard as hell, I'll crush you with my hammer!
to stop your stammer and stop your damn clamor...
Then like Bruce Banner, I'll smash all your crude yammer
cause your rap is true cancer, your insults are cute banter

For you this was show n' tell that didn't go well
As for me, I feel so swell like I won the Nobel!
Sure, you were noble, you took this blow down your throat well,
Suck on that, bjtch! Aint nobody gotta fear Jonelle...
Debate Round No. 4
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Posted by Mharman 1 year ago
Mharman
Voting period has been closed, despite it being technically open. two weeks has passed, it should've ended by now. Jonbonbon advances.
Posted by JimShady 1 year ago
JimShady
To voters: "flow" is a hard thing to judge in rap battles on DDO because it's only written, you can't actually hear it. That's why I'm gonna try in the future to maybe post audio of the lyrics.

The thing is that there are invisible pauses in words, pickup notes, some words are said in triplets, some are eighth notes and some are sixteenth notes. In my head, all of my lines fall in line with the beat, but you on the other hand might read them differently. So don't think I'm neglecting flow, it's just hard to show only in print.
Posted by JimShady 1 year ago
JimShady
Dear Jonbonbon,

https://previews.123rf.com...

Sincerely,

Jimmy
Posted by princearchitect 1 year ago
princearchitect
I'm thinking about trying a rap battle.
Posted by Jonbonbon 1 year ago
Jonbonbon
Definitely, it's a lot of fun.
Posted by Emilrose 1 year ago
Emilrose
I should try a rap battle *.*
Posted by JimShady 1 year ago
JimShady
I thought it was a long time...
Posted by Mharman 1 year ago
Mharman
"1 month" was a typo
Posted by Mharman 1 year ago
Mharman
The voting period was supposed to be 2 weeks, that was a typo. Too late now.
Posted by JimShady 1 year ago
JimShady
Cool trivia, random but cool.
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Vote Placed by mc9 1 year ago
mc9
JonbonbonJimShady
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Reasons for voting decision: Man this was a good battle, let's do this round by round R2- slight edge to pro, con had good comebacks but didn't have good insults and didn't deliver very well R3 slight edge to pro, the content of the raps was about equal but pro, again had better delivery R4 Con had a good rap here but just didn't edge out pro, I think pro put the nail in the coffin here especially with the "I don't bullshit around, that's your native language"
Vote Placed by TheDragon5 1 year ago
TheDragon5
JonbonbonJimShady
Who won the debate:-Vote Checkmark
Reasons for voting decision: In my view, The first two rounds were pretty much the same, with Pro dominating flow, but Con just keeping within distance due to content. Con's flow seemed a tad off to me, whereas Pro's was right on track. If this was simply on flow, Pro would definitely win. However, content remains a factor. Overall I liked Con's content better, but the flow of the first two rounds jacked it up too much. Pro's weakest was the last round, but was still excellent. However, methinks that Con made a comeback with an overall good flow, and even better content than before. All in all, super close. Con wins by 0.01 points. Both contenders were excellent. That was a hell of a rap battle, good job to you both.
Vote Placed by Emilrose 1 year ago
Emilrose
JonbonbonJimShady
Who won the debate:-Vote Checkmark
Reasons for voting decision: Very close; Cons weakest round was round three, which for me almost loses him the battle. But in round two and round four I preferred the lyrical content and flow to that of Pros and found him generally more inventive, therefore I vote Con.
Vote Placed by princearchitect 1 year ago
princearchitect
JonbonbonJimShady
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Reasons for voting decision: I was going to vote this as a tie because it was ultra competitive, but I give a slight edge to Jonbonbon because she took control in the middle rounds, I think JimShady finished strong but it was to little to late. Good battle though.
Vote Placed by Forever23 1 year ago
Forever23
JonbonbonJimShady
Who won the debate:Vote Checkmark-
Reasons for voting decision: I liked Jlims content more, but Jons style was better. So I had to give it to Jon. Nice round though