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Rap Battle, Spongebob ( Pro) vs. Phineas (Con)

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Started: 6/19/2014 Category: Funny
Updated: 2 years ago Status: Post Voting Period
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Debate Rounds (3)
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I mean the Phineas from "Phineas and Ferb". My opponent can start this round, cause there's no need for acceptance.


You are a f*cking square,
More than I can bare,
You lack any hair.
I've had summer for 7 years,
All you have is jeers,
You s*it on your fans,
By the end of this you get by my clan!
Debate Round No. 1


*Spongebob Laugh* Your rhymes are so weak,
in fact, there weaker than Squidward's clarinet beats!
I'm surprised they haven't locked you up and threw away the key,
Wanna know why? Because Platypi are endangered species!
Living forever is a sin, take a look at Tuck Everlasting,
it will make you unbearble and psosyopathing.
Why do almost all of your faces look like fuking polygons?
If I wanted to learn 'bout shapes, I would listen to some of Elmo's songs!
But enough about hate, in fact, I wish you well,
because me and Patrick will be jellyfishing while your burning in Hell!
Ive been around since fuking 1999,
if your a kid forever, you an't even drive.
I have a fukin job, although we'll both never die,
I'll be earning money while you stuff your face in your mom's pies!
So so long compadre, see you next time,
I doubt you will ever even earn a dime!


jp_porwisz10 forfeited this round.
Debate Round No. 2


yomama12 forfeited this round.


My round 2 rap is in the comments

I knew you wouldn't fight,
Maybe you should look at your height.
Their's a new king in kids TV
Rap so hard like a CB.
I admit, the way you make kids dumb is quite handy,
Guess who just knocked up Sandy.
Debate Round No. 3
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Posted by jp_porwisz10 2 years ago
Forget tro post my rap... here it is.

You make children stupid,
I make children think,
I'll stuff you in the sink,
Make you turn pink.
Your show makes me sleepy,
Even gets me creepy.
Straight outta Danville,
Get hit by an anvil!
Posted by ESocialBookworm 2 years ago
Whelps... that happened... xD

*thumbs up*

btw, @yomama
I think you meant sociopaths/ psychopaths in R2
Posted by yomama12 2 years ago
k Esocial, I will.
Posted by ESocialBookworm 2 years ago
Oooh PM me to vote on this after!!
Posted by 9spaceking 2 years ago
why did I get nominated as judge for this? lol
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Vote Placed by Loveshismom 2 years ago
Who won the debate:-Vote Checkmark
Reasons for voting decision: Technically, con forfeited less.
Vote Placed by 9spaceking 2 years ago
Who won the debate:Vote Checkmark-
Reasons for voting decision: even with a forfeit, pro still got the better rhyme and rhythm
Vote Placed by lannan13 2 years ago
Who won the debate:Vote Checkmark-
Reasons for voting decision: Pro rapped better.