The Instigator
retarded-flamingo
Pro (for)
Tied
27 Points
The Contender
NotPurpleHaze
Con (against)
Tied
27 Points

Rap Battle Time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Started: 1/2/2010 Category: Miscellaneous
Updated: 7 years ago Status: Voting Period
Viewed: 1,173 times Debate No: 10645
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retarded-flamingo

Pro

I see a lot of these battles and I thought that I might try it out.

~Rules~

1. No rapping in the first round

2. Rap about anything you want

*read in terminater voice* I'LL BE BACK.
NotPurpleHaze

Con

Fire away.
Debate Round No. 1
retarded-flamingo

Pro

I have a suspicion
That the words you'll be dishin'
Will have some major repetition
*
I wonder if I'm wrong
Just playin' you along
To continue with this song
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I wonder if I'm right
Can see you're flaws in plain sight
Then you'll know this flamingo's got some bite
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I don't mean to be a pest
But I'm better than the rest
So I honestly suggest
That you do not protest
That's my only request
So obeying it will be the best
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Nerves are in the air
I double-dog dare
That you try not to care
Yea I'm goin' there
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Like ice-cream in the sun
You're meltin' ‘cause I'm number one
This is getting fun
You might as well back out
‘cause I'll win in the long run
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Time for your turn
I guess you'll never learn
That my words burn
Bye-Bye for now
But I'll return
NotPurpleHaze

Con

well isnt this a pleasent surprise
retarded flamingo must be your disguise
you're clearly a guy who tells nothing but lies
why? to protect yourself from possible upcoming demise?
am I right? you're like me, always selling yourself short
but to name yourself that, what a pathetic resort
yeah I know your sort- enter as a failure and one to despise
and no matter what you can say, you can do nothing but rise.
now onto your rap.
oh you had a suspicion, you must not take me for thick like a christian(joke)
obviously i was gonna put to good use repitition
without it there'd be no rhyme to these words that I'm "dishin".
And if my flaws are in plain sight then you must be too polite
you haven't named one, are you waiting for an invite?
I accepted this expecting a fight so feel free to attack me with all of your might
you're better than the rest at being a pest? ha. you said it.
and ill add that i'd believe you were a product of incest
it even offers an explanation for the retarded in your username
tell us, honestly, is it your parents that are to blame?
no, like ice-cream in the sun, everybody wants me
you'll see, leave now, spare yourself the shame
you know the voters will agree
Debate Round No. 2
retarded-flamingo

Pro

So NPH, you want me to name your flaws in my reply
So I will; I'll spill; but you might cry
Here's one- you're rap was so bad you must have been high!
Don't say that's a lie
‘cause you're profile says otherwise
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I'll go put on my shades ‘cause I'm ready to roll
Hope ya'll are hearing me out ‘cause I'm rapping from the soul
I'm the troll; pay my toll
You're rap ain't even worth a penny; this flamingo's out of control
I got rhymes all a plenty
Bet ya hardly got any
This pink bird's got many many many!
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You think my identity's a lie
That conclusions as flimsy as a French fry
Where's your proof; you're evidence- I mean this is a debate site!
If your gonna say something, put up a fight!
Stomp out that cigarette and let's call this round to me
I'm better than you; you're rapping skill sucks-this I decree!
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I bet I'm making you shake in your shoes
‘cause you're gonna lose
You're like a bruise
Nothing but ooze
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You might as well call mercy right now
I'm the lions roar and you're the cat's meow
I'm the dog and you're my chow
*
Typing up this rap
With my two wings
There on fire
My skills should be admired
All this heats making me perspire
Seyenara weed-snorter
It's your turn under the spotlight
Does anyone have a quarter?
I need to call the lighting crew on this stage- that's one dam hot light!
========================================================================…..Sorry I practically fell asleep on my wing there for a moment. *Yawns* Good Luck!
NotPurpleHaze

Con

smoking's not a flaw, it's my medication
your argument? robs me of my motivation? be happy, it spares you my dictation
i wish you could see how much weed has done for me
once controlled by my pride, now thank weed I'm free
you owe it too, in the past i've crushed fools that stepped up to me
and honestly i dont mean that metaphorically
and though i say it, i say it sorrily
and maybe warningly, letting fools like you know not to fvck with me
but fvck it, provoke the beast, be left deceased
i bring more rage than the middle-east
but then i take a hit and suddenly i don't give a sh*t
you're in my face and i don't care one bit
how could that be a flaw? its against the law?
isn't it better than me breaking your jaw?
now you want me to prove that your identity is a lie
but this is just a rap battle, so why would i comply?
you're a flamingo? how about we debate it
i know you wont- its obvious i'd negate it
hey retarded, i just hit the bong
my friend, i've been stoned off my head all night long
even after weed i proceed to write sick rhymes to contradict what you've decreed
Debate Round No. 3
retarded-flamingo

Pro

You think you're so strong
You rap that I'm wrong
This fact I can't avoid-
Your strengths from steroids
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You see the pills lying on the table
You wonder if you'll be able
To resist
Get your brain in a twist
Heal the slits on your wrist
People calling you weak
So strength you seek
‘Cause you've been pissed
Wish your real strength would exist
Clenching your fist
Wish your girlfriend wasn't such a ditz
She slobbers like a dog each time you kiss
I mean the only reason you hooked up was that she had big t!ts
So brotha take a few if you want to be strong- I insist
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You take forever
To write a rap
I mean now or never?
You take longer than a tree to grow sap
Just a few words to type
Put down that pipe
And just make'm rhyme
Plus write a good rap from time to time
I mean more rage than the middle east?
You could have come up with something better at least
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My beak is a clackin'
From all your talk smakin'
Rap skill you be lackin'
Do you get the message?
Do I have to spell it out?
Write it on a bill board?
Or do I have to shout?
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I'm getting bored
As if I'm being ignored
This computer and a bucket-o-shrimp is all I can afford
My mommy ain't so proud ‘cause I got a criminal record
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Waving my wing
To say goodbye
I bet while my opponent is reading this
He's incredibly high
*

:3
NotPurpleHaze

Con

no im not strong, im just ruthless
if i feel threatened ill leave you toothless
and still im a nice guy, a valuable ally
one on whom you can rely
i just want to get high

I really just couldn't have been arsed.
Debate Round No. 4
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Posted by ExplodingNoob 7 years ago
ExplodingNoob
idk i liked con on that one xD
Posted by NotPurpleHaze 7 years ago
NotPurpleHaze
I know.
Posted by philosphical 7 years ago
philosphical
BOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
*throws a rotten tomato*
Posted by Koopin 7 years ago
Koopin
retarded-flamingo...good job
Posted by NotPurpleHaze 7 years ago
NotPurpleHaze
Writing rhymes is harder than I thought it would be.
Posted by NotPurpleHaze 7 years ago
NotPurpleHaze
Ha. Nice one flamingo. I'll start writing my round there shortly.
Posted by retarded-flamingo 7 years ago
retarded-flamingo
s-s-suprisingly? *cries*
Posted by Nails 7 years ago
Nails
PRO's initial rap was surprisingly good.
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Reasons for voting decision: I liked Con's raps better but I imagined Pro's flow as better IRL. Tough decision but I think Con won it.
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