The Instigator
gaystalker
Pro (for)
Losing
2 Points
The Contender
ChosenWolff
Con (against)
Winning
16 Points

Rap Battle (Tru G's only)

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after 4 votes the winner is...
ChosenWolff
Voting Style: Open Point System: 7 Point
Started: 7/18/2014 Category: Music
Updated: 2 years ago Status: Post Voting Period
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Debate Rounds (3)
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gaystalker

Pro

I found a smoldering cigarette on the edge of a light pole base today, so to commemorate the occasion I wanted to start a G-specific rap battle. First round is for acceptance
Debate Round No. 1
gaystalker

Pro

~I was a little bitch, 7 years of age
'Fore my balls dropped I was a lyrical mage
Makin' niggas sick like a bacteriophage
Get so many bitches dick smells like a clambake

~On the other hand, to the contrary
Here we got this nigga, so weak that it's scary
When he was my age, grand-daddy popped his cherry
Got a dick like Sasquatch, primitive and imaginary

~Take a seat, get a pen, pay attention to my lesson
These rhymes'll deflate you like an elderly erection
Little Orphan Wolff, don't get no affection
Too bad daddy couldn't afford some protection

~But my apologies, I digress
It isn't nice to make fun of someone who can't get dressed
Hands like tentacles, still clutchin' mama's breasts
Big fuckin' shame she didn't swallow like the rest
ChosenWolff

Con

So you call ya self a hood, some fake OG
Bitch please, if original is measured in how much you ANZ
Check it out LG! Real ain't measured in how much you boast
Given yo non existent cred, I'd say your transparent like a ghost

Stalkin gays, is that what lil gangsters do with their days
With all the dick jokes, I think you've seen a fair display
Old mans, little mans, hell, you claim to have seen my own
Start talkin bout pvssy or you bound to be pwned!

So you admit your a bitch
When I was 7, I was a player
Fuckin your mom while you were playing with toys
Hey boy, this is all just a ploy

A lyrical mage?
If you're a mage than I'm a dragon
Breathing fire into my rhymes, while you be braggin
Niggas only gettin sick hearing yo weak rhymes
Better stop now, before I kick you in the behind, bitch!

I'm hearing yo lesson, but ya got nothin to teach
I graduated from MIC, so hear my preach
I didn't ask bout yo pops erection
Parenting issues, that's just plain depressing
If you wanna real lesson, I'll teach ya dad bout using protection

I bust these rhymes like I bust your face
Don't worry, you'll finish first in the retard race
Ya wanna cry bitch? Ya gonna die bitch!
In the presence of the best, you cringe and cuddle
Better watch out before you slip in your piss puddle.

Whiteboy ain't G, that's reserved for the slaves
Ain't got time for you and yo confederate conclave
How many niggas have you capped
Probably a lot less than you flapped, oh!

Jacking off to some wannabe Mercury
If you can't hit that trash, then ya might as well scurry
Like curry, I wreck ya till your blurry
My fist beat down on you in a flurry!

Excuse me for my diress
but I don't want to hear about my Moms saggy breasts
I'm more than satisfied with yo moms firm chest.
Hearing stories about ya daddies molest.

Nigga out!
Debate Round No. 2
gaystalker

Pro

~Claimin' I'm hood? Where'd you learn to read?
Supreme Court kicked me out tha hood for bein' too G
Call me the alphabet, G comes to me naturally
I was making rhymes when you were a wet dream

~Is stating the obvious your kind of fun?
Of course I was a bitch, I already said I was
F*ck'd so many of em started to become one
Come to think of it, a few mighta been your mum

~Speakin' of moms, let's talk about mine's chest
Seems that you told me that it was nice, correct, yes?
Thanks alot, must mean the milk from mommy's breast
Musta been the best, you are what you eat, you know the rest

~In the other corner, we've got King Cumslot
A little less original than a Bangkok sweatshop
A nigga needs to switch style, just like I did
You've been watching too much 8-Mile, too much usin' of the thesaurus

~Time to wrap it up, seems you've had enough
Gettin' to a nigga like you ain't so tough
Burst through the posterior, to the soft interior
Abuse his illusions, 'til he's feelin' inferior
ChosenWolff

Con

You throw around the word G like you own it.
Still dependent on rep like your mothers tit
Better get a grip while I prepare your acquittal
Survive prison? You're just way to brittle

Keep calling yourself a b!tch and you might just become one
If you ask me, it doesn't suit you, hun
Wonder why I refer to you in the feminine article
Because your dick is so small it looks like a subatomic particle

Your moms breast were once quite firm
After my sucking sessions, all they do is squirm
We fvck all night, as she takes in my sperm
With that much of my dna, I'm with her for the long term

You've seen my cumshots?
More like King Cums-a-lots
Orgasms last 30 seconds on the clock
B!tch gawks so hard its like beating into a chopping block

Wraping up, all to soon?
More time for me to make your lady swoon
Nothing personal nigga
Mines just bigga

Now if you want to flee and call it a day
Oh well, just another win for the cache
Hate to see these FG's show me what they got
But talkin $hit doesn't make you no bigshot






Debate Round No. 3
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Posted by ShadowKingStudios 2 years ago
ShadowKingStudios
I know, i would've too.
Posted by ChosenWolff 2 years ago
ChosenWolff
Thanks for your vote shadow. People who have to call themselves a gangster are FG's. Come from Detroit, although I hate the dumb@ss gangbangers we have here. Just accepted this for fun.
Posted by ShadowKingStudios 2 years ago
ShadowKingStudios
Labeling it "Tru G's Only" implies only verifiable real gang-banging members allowed, since "G" in a Hip Hop context only means "gangstas." Doing this only undermines Pro's cred as Wolff artistically & rightly exposed to be non-existent & a farce. True, nowadays people apply their own invented definitions to preexisting words, but the right to do so does not negate the fact of it's idiocy no matter how you argue it.
Posted by ChosenWolff 2 years ago
ChosenWolff
I thought he was.............. alright. He should actually refer more to my points instead of talking about erections and calling himself a b!tch.
Posted by 9spaceking 2 years ago
9spaceking
pro really just can't rap. :/
Posted by ChosenWolff 2 years ago
ChosenWolff
Damn double post
Posted by ChosenWolff 2 years ago
ChosenWolff
It means gangster btw. Anyways, thinking of giving my first go. I've read enough of BoT's rap battles to try this out.
Posted by ChosenWolff 2 years ago
ChosenWolff
It means gangster btw. Anyways, thinking of giving my first go. I've read enough of BoT's rap battles to try this out.
Posted by ChosenWolff 2 years ago
ChosenWolff
Blade, you're obviously not a G brother.
Posted by gaystalker 2 years ago
gaystalker
i meant the first one
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Vote Placed by RayPtheRapp 2 years ago
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Reasons for voting decision: I wasn't a huge fan of pros rhyme or flow. However the line about the sasquatch was enough to produce an "ohhh!". But immediately I liked the way con flipped it back, though the last verse was odd, your sign off line was perfect and made me laugh out loud. Good battle on both ends, but con takes this one.
Vote Placed by ShadowKingStudios 2 years ago
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Reasons for voting decision: Pro started really hard. I thought he might win. Con's 1st retaliation put Pro in catch up mode. From then on Con dominated. Had these lyrics been actually rapped in front a true Hip Hop-loving crowd. Pro's hardest bars would've gotten mad "Oooohs" with: "When he was my age, grand-daddy popped his cherry / Got a dick like Sasquatch, primitive and imaginary" But Con would win for exposing Pro's lack of a ghetto pass: "Given yo non existent cred, I'd say your transparent like a ghost" & "Hate to see these FG's show me what they got / But talkin $hit doesn't make you no bigshot" The fact that Con kept Pro's "wannabe gangsta/zero RB wins" on the crowd's mind, would actually lean votes his way. Con get reliable sources points because he threw in my Kryptonite: a hot-@ss, shitt-talking snowbunny (GIF'ed)--you cannot find anything more cooler than that.
Vote Placed by lannan13 2 years ago
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Reasons for voting decision: Con had better flow.
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Reasons for voting decision: con was really disturbing in the last round but at least used good imagery, nice flow, better rhymes and better rhythms than pro