The Instigator
MC_HARMAN
Pro (for)
The Contender
madness
Con (against)

Rap Battle no. 1

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Started: 11/21/2016 Category: Funny
Updated: 2 weeks ago Status: Debating Period
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MC_HARMAN

Pro

I challenge you to a rap battle!
Rules:
-NO beat needed, just type in the lyrics.
-NO rapping in round 1, only Greeting/Acceptance of challenge.
-DO make sure that your raps rhyme, or you will be disqualified.
-NO excessive swearing. Key word excessive.
-DO ignore the "pro/con" thing. That doesn't matter here.
madness

Con

M.C MADNESS UR DADNESS HERE, I WILL ACCEPT YOUR RAP BATTLE!

-I hope spelling and grammar are not going to be necessary, because my rappin's designed to eradicate not to punctuate.
Debate Round No. 1
MC_HARMAN

Pro

((Announcer): IT IS THE FIRST RAP BATTLE, AND WE HAVE A GOOD ONE! MC_HARMAN VS. M.C. MADNESS! BEGIN!)

MY NAME IS MHARMAN AND I'M HERE TO DESTROY!
MY VERSES ARE STRONGER THAN A METAL ALLOY!
WHEN I'M ON THE STAGE, I'M AT THE TOP OF MY GAME!
I'M THE NEW GUY ON THIS SITE, AND YOU KNOW MY NAME!

MHARMAN! WELCOME TO THE NEXT LEVEL!
HOT RAPS, MORE HEATED THAN THE DEVIL!
WELCOME TO MY TOWN, YOU INSIGNIFICANT BOOB!
I'M ONLY HALFWAY THROUGH, AND YOU'RE ALREADY REKT, NOOB!

BY TIME I'M DONE WITH YOU,
THINGS WILL BE LOOKING BLUE.
I WILL CHEW YOU UP AND SPIT YOU OUT,
YOU'LL BE WON'DRING WHAT THE DEVIL THAT WAS 'BOUT!

YOU CAN'T EVEN COME CLOSE TO MY AMAZING FLOWS!
YOU'LL BE SITTING THERE LIKE, "WOW, this really blows!"
I JUST SHOT A VERBAL ARROW INTO YOUR KNEE!
SO, HOW WEAK WILL YOUR FIRST VERSE BE?
madness

Con

I can tell from your crap rap, that you're a narcissist,
You should have taken a career as a pharmacist

I think you've come to the wrong side of D.D.O,
You think you got good rhymes, but I'm a pro,
Let me show you how ma rappin"s done, cus really I'm your dad and you're ma son.
I'm ready to shock anyone with ma stun pun!

You think you know your own mother?
Ima tell you how every other and their brother has been her lover EVEN your grandmother!

I'm Michael Jacksons look alike,
I've rode your mum lika mountain bike.
At night I'm slappin her titties left and right,
banged her butt with all ma might.
From the smell of her muff, I knew I gave it rough,
she was even leaking brown stuff?

-AND THEN-

On the sheet; she started to excrete,
I told her no, but she a filthy hoe,
half albino and shaped like a potato.
She's not all that pleasant,
just some fat peasant and her smell is omnipresent.
A faulty genome and that additional chromosome put her in a mental home.

We've got nut jobs out there looking for the mythical Bigfoot, when little do they realise I'm the mythical Big Dick.
Your dick? Pitiful, minimal, invisible, fictional INEXPLICABLE!

This is only round one, two more to go.
I know I've spoken a lot about that hoe,
But she's kinda vital to my flow,
she's almost as big as a buffalo,
and sucking D is in her manifesto.

This is lyrical MADNESS,
My flows a miracle unto badness

I'm a word smith hero
and you're still a blurred myth zero.
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Debate Round No. 3
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Posted by leedle 2 weeks ago
leedle
I thinks he backed out
Posted by madness 2 weeks ago
madness
It's been over 2 days Harman, don't tell me you've backed out?
Posted by madness 2 weeks ago
madness
I had Airmax threaten to ban me. I'm kinda not surprised that I got reported for my rap xD

Maybe I was stupid to assume that use of language would be overlooked in a rap battle.
I assure anyone who was upset with my language that my next rap will be, more pleasant.
Posted by Mharman 2 weeks ago
Mharman
I will."I'm thinking.
Posted by madness 2 weeks ago
madness
I REALLY CAN'T WAIT TO THROW DOWN ANOTHER RAP! Quit stalling harman let's do this ARRGHHH!
Posted by leedle 2 weeks ago
leedle
In madness first verse, I read out "debate dot org" instead of "D.D.O". I was like thats not even a slant rhyme.
Posted by madness 2 weeks ago
madness
haha thanks man, I messed up by saying "2 more rounds to go"
Only one more round to go but I'm looking forward to it! Can't wait to hear yours.
Posted by MC_HARMAN 2 weeks ago
MC_HARMAN
"Her smell is omnipresent" Dang, that was a good line.
Posted by MC_HARMAN 2 weeks ago
MC_HARMAN
I know. It's just a rap battle.
Posted by madness 2 weeks ago
madness
MC_HARMAN. Don't get offended by that, it's not personal xD
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