Rap Battle of 2014: The Squeakquel
Debate Rounds (4)
Too bad, so sad, I'm even cooler than the wrapper ALT.
That's right Mr JP,
I saw your rap with the dragon.
Don't mean to be braggin', but I'll beat you like the U.S beat Bin Laden.
You think you're so cool,
but you're going to be beat by a 13 year old little girl.
Even your face is gonna' be makin' me start to hurl.
Mr. JP, Or may I call you BP?
Cuz' you'll be as sorry after this battle as BP was after the oil spill.
Also cuz' your wrap is going to kill as many people as the oil did krill.
Just have to say. If you wrap it'll be abusive.
Your wrap is not nearly as impressive as mine is amusive.
Plus, mine is not nearly as repulsive.
Now then, Mr, BP
Please don't start to wrap or you're going to make me sleepy.
My raps make you silent.
I'm the boss,
You shop Ross,
Stop being a c*nt,
You smoke blunts,
I go to the front,
and I hunt.
Bi*ch don't mess me,
I'll make you pee,
I guess you will just wait see,
What I get for free,
I get women,
You get your right hand,
By the end of this,
You girlfriend won't give you a kiss.
You date some girl named TJ who won't give you a BJ,
My raps make you go "Oh s*it",
My raps are filled with wit,
Stop acting like a brit,
You raps are as organized as an carpenter's kit.
P.S. Raps are not made to take in offense, simply for the rap.
Ps.. im a girl.
Well, well well, Mr Bp..
As I first predicted, your rap made me sleepy.
You dont know I am toxic as a snake.
And your ignorance will cause your neck to break.
You made my ears ache, so now you gotta pay.
You will fall like the crocodile guy after an encounter with the electic ray.
Where'd you do your research bro?
My rap is brainy and your rap is inapro.
You look like a crap mixed with barney with an afro.
Why dont you take a break, little girl?
Your fate is starting to unfurl.
Are you scared?
You have to be, for you are snared
In my trap,
Now now dont you start to cry.
I know you suck, but at least you always try.
I dont think you understand.
Why dont you go crawl in your little hole?
Go and eat that rat you grilled and put into a bowl.
You are wasting my time, you know.
I could have found someone to debate with who has a brain at least the size of their little toe.
Now please crawl on home.
Just leave me alone.
Your sad rap is really gonna make me groan.
You are acting like creep,
I make the tv go *beep*.
When I hit the ground the world just shatters,
I'll kick your a** faster than a poo platter.
WTF is your problem,
If you need to talk just call em.
So step up mothaf*cka before you crack ya face.
Your worse than a Sherlock Holmes who can't crack a case.
Its just too bad,
You make me sad.
Your rap makes just about as much sense as an airhead, sh*thead, bonehead
Just sit back
and I'll rap.
I'll show you how to do it.
Dont you go and have a fit.
It's not polite to wiggle, to giggle to squirm
Maybe when you grow up,
you can make your own decisions
but since you are just a 21 year old baby, and not a grown up
Too bad you always need supervision.
I asked you to leave me alone.
I'm sitting on the throne.
Don't you see?
Nice college degree..
You made me laugh, and yes, you almost made me pee.
I'm gonna go to harvard.
You're going to the graveyard
You're just about as good as a crappy pun.
Without the fun.
1 votes has been placed for this debate.
Vote Placed by Cold-Mind 2 years ago
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Reasons for voting decision: Con's lyrics sound better, Conduct for asking more time.
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