Rap Battle of 2014
Debate Rounds (2)
- Shadow-Dragon -
While you sittin' around takin tests.
I'm down in the club,
You cuttin a shrub,
You're lucky to geta foot rub.
I got big balls,
You blowin a doll.
I get up in the class,
while you scratch your a**.
I flock to the finish line,
You actin like Calvin Kline.
All these schmucks getting hit with pucks like a canuck,
You do this while I don't give a f**k.
P.S. The insults are meant not to be taken to offense, they are simply for the rap. I am sure my opponent is a great person in real life.
Turn off the lights, Shadow is here.
Get out of the driver"s seat, cuz it"s my turn to steer
You made a mistake, you shouldn't have challenged me,
Beating you will be easier than ABC
Mr. jp, your raps are mediocre,
They make me laugh, just like the Joker
My raps are alien, they"re out of this world
They make your mind spin like ice cream swirls
Every verse my raps are more fortified,
and your expression shows you"re mortified
Please, just grease up your gears
You"re falling down with each of my jeers
Your appearance doesn't compensate for your bad rhymes
My raps make you speechless, just like mimes
The moment I enter this room, you call it a breach
That"s because my skills are way out of your reach
I"m gonna take over this battle by force
I"ll be riding in on my horse
Don"t act tough, I know you"ll be hidin"
I"ll be laughing, just like Joe Biden
I"m gonna shut down this place
Tears are gonna fall, right down your face
We have a dilemma here, so tie your shoelace
Because catching up to me will be quite a race.
You think you are the best, you seem quite inept
Do you know what that means? It means unskilled.
You got flipped over, barbecue grilled.
Covered in ask, but you aren't black
Challenging me, shaky attack
I come to town, and shut you down,
In a river of disgrace, this clown will drown.
- Shadow-Dragon -
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