Rap Battle of the Century
Debate Rounds (4)
First round is for acceptance, or you can opt not to rap last round.
I'll try to handle your bars.
Ima have you swimming for your life and leave you really pale
Pushed too hard, you'll get a heart attack like Alexander Dale
In the water I'm a god, this n!gga guaranteed to fail
I'm like Neptune with a vengeance and your mama in the bedroom
Try to make a rescue and the pressure makes your head boom
In my domain, you cant escape, look endlessly for refuge
Find a trident through your heart, red sea and a dead dude
My rhymes are pure madness, give you riddles in a rage
You're swallowing the semen my cerebrum loves to make
I spit it quick, but guarantee you that you'll really love the taste
Stuff is sweet enough to lead a bunch of thinkers to a cage
I'm already proven, you could call me evolution
Cause there's no design for me, you can't repeat my fuking blueprints
I lure you in and by the time youve realized your doom
I'm in your psyche, its my mealtime, you'll feel like you're shroomin.
Call me Ishmael, I survived the killer whale,
Poetry so fresh even Melville pales,
In comparison, 'bout time I called in the garrison,
Led by Chewy and Han, my boy Ford, Harrison.
Triple penetrate your @ss with your fuking trident,
Real men don't need weapons bro, don't try to deny it.
Bare-knuckle brawl, that's all I need to handle y'all,
I'm up in major league, you're struggling with tee ball.
Make like Charles Manson, time to go to the aslym,
Where you can hide and whine and even cry some.
You need to take some classes and put on your damn glasses
So you can see you're stupider than Democratic dumb @sses.
In closin', it's clear I've left you frozen,
Like Elsa, it's time you let it go.
It just goes to show, I've got a better flow,
That's why your momma let's me call her my main h0e.
Unfortunately you left the boss intact
It's looking problematic for you man, falling through my little traps
For short, name's MANUAL, I'll MANIPULATE your fu(king a$s.
Once I finish six more hits of brown, bricky, sticky hash
I'll turn into a rap profit, cash out on this sh!tty clash
Tee ball? in your dreams! Let's play a little match
You'll start to feel loopy
Pitches fly like bricks at all you chicks, I'm hitting heads.
One more little verse, belittle you
I'm slowly, surely killing you
You really might be better off praying for a miracle
At this point, it's terminal, for this sh!t no remiss is known
Cancer? Not a chance, worse still, you're poisoned with the illest lfow
It's time for you to let it go, you're caving into nothingness
Next time, defy your current rap skills and run bravely into the thunderous
But when you battle me think CAREFULLY where your blunder is
You have more reason to be scared of me with every single utterance
You've gotta check the chain of command,
I'm on top, simple supply and demand,
Economics 101, I'm a Marx man.
My rhymes smoother than Golf Wang, Yonkers,
This battle is mine, I know that I'll conquer
Your grade school grammar, you must be watching Bonkers.
Take your gateway drug, the high's not great,
I've got my gateway thugs protecting this estate,
My empire, but it's not a state of mind,
Sorry Jay, but this reality is mine.
I ain't dead, I come back like Machiavelli,
Like Jesus, Like Lazarus, Like Osama
Bin Laden, resurrected, and you can't end me,
You're a fool, disapproval rating lower than Obama.
Let me summarize before you vanish before my very eyes
This battle is over, it's no surprise
These are facts bro, I don't need to theorize.
Strycora forfeited this round.
The writing's on the wall, bathroom stall,
Glory hole, you've got a mouth full of balls.
You've got a deepthroat, like Watergate,
It's alright though, I don't discriminate.
So this is how it ends,
Time to pull up your Depends.
My bars have got you pissing your trousers,
Call up your mother, I know how to arouse her.
Dear all readers, please vote pro,
If you think you can handle me, don't hesitate bro.
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