The Instigator
tuffpuff99
Pro (for)
Losing
1 Points
The Contender
lannan13
Con (against)
Winning
5 Points

Rap Battle.

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after 3 votes the winner is...
lannan13
Voting Style: Open Point System: 7 Point
Started: 11/11/2014 Category: Entertainment
Updated: 2 years ago Status: Post Voting Period
Viewed: 431 times Debate No: 64969
Debate Rounds (3)
Comments (1)
Votes (3)

 

tuffpuff99

Pro

First round is accepting the challenge. You can use up to 1000 characters. There is no such thing as "going too far" or being "politically incorrect" Anything goes, no holds barred.
lannan13

Con

I accept this challenge.
Debate Round No. 1
tuffpuff99

Pro

I make fast easy cheddar and I'm quick with a knife
Don't reach youngblood or you may lose your life
I'll snap into you like a Slim Jim
At a whim
I got some biblical rhymes, call me Busta
I can't deny, because I'm a hustla
I shut you down like the Legion of Boom
I'll annihilate you, call me the Legion of Doom
Enough about me now what about you
I'll see what you got in your head and see what you can do
lannan13

Con

In the name of the Father, Son, and Holy Spirit,
You want me in a rap battle then so be it.
Unlike Jesus, you won't have a Resurrection.
How could I lose to a guy who can't get an errection.

From the Halls of Montezuma, to the shores of Tripoli.

I can school yo a$$ anywhere from Africa to Hawaii.
Go and try to flee,
I'll make sure I hang you one last time, from a tree.

I'm the king of this site, I even schooled STALIN,

I'm set set for life with free schooling, housing, and retirement. Hell I'm ballin',
Speaking of school Cuz your skills are lackin'.
You better back out Cuz you know that I'm packin'.

Got a 9mm, an AR, and an AK 47.
Make one false move I'll blow a hole through the Stairway to heaven.
You ain't nobody, not skilled just someone who works at a 7-11.
You shouldn't have challenged me Cuz now it's Armageddon.

My rhyming skills are so cynic,
Call me St.Jude's Cuz I'm Puting on a clinic.
I don't care if I've hurt your feelin' Cuz I'm a pr*ck.
I hand out so many a$$ beetings they call me St.Nick.

Debate Round No. 2
tuffpuff99

Pro

Flip ya lid, call me SId
Vicious how I approach and slit
Your throat and slaughter these bars
And launch you straight past the aliens on mars
Caught shooting like Kurt Cobain
You won't have Obamacare to end your pain
This may be Armistice Day 11/11
But I'll slap you with an illness call me 7/11

When the times start changing and you need to stand tall
I'll knock you down just like the Berlin Wall
Afterwards I'll split you and gut you like a fish
But at least you'll get one last chance from Make-A-Wish
I'm so formidable ISIS soiled their pants
When they heard I was coming they said "we're gonna have ants"
Winter is coming- no it's just your worst enemy
Watch out cause I can sting just like a sea anemone
lannan13

Con

They say there is not greater weapon then a Marine with his M16,
Here to dump karoseen,
All over your home and make the greatest flames ever seen,
Imma take your girl and do the Charlie Sheen.

I'm the Creator,
I'll take you down like Arnold Schwarzenegger,
It's time for me to end you, call me Terminator,
Unforunately you won't be back, I won't see yah later.

Teffehuden is German for Marines and Hell Hound.

You're gonna lose this harder than Japan, you're destiny bound
Your game still ain't found,
Imma take ya and show you how BEN drown.

Imma light you up like the NVA in Vietnam.
Seek and destroy, just like Hams.
Call me Goku Cuz here comes the Spirit Bomb.
Hell I'm smoking you like Cheech and Cong.


After I beat you here, I'll put you back on the shelf.

Do you like Robbin Williams and hang yourself.
Like an Arthur Miller anti-Utopian Society.
Imma hand you a loss in every varriaty.

Debate Round No. 3
1 comment has been posted on this debate.
Posted by 0092678 2 years ago
0092678
oh sweet rap battles
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Vote Placed by 9spaceking 2 years ago
9spaceking
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Reasons for voting decision: better overall rhymes.
Vote Placed by chewster911 2 years ago
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Reasons for voting decision: Good rhymes on both sides
Vote Placed by MLG_Pingu 2 years ago
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Reasons for voting decision: There was nothing other than conduct that could be used in a situation like this. Con definitely won this one. Plus he's in the military (thanks for serving our country!) AND he put in some biblical stuff into his raps, bonus points from me.