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ExplodingNoob
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popculturepooka
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Winning
33 Points

Rap Battle

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Started: 1/7/2010 Category: Miscellaneous
Updated: 6 years ago Status: Voting Period
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ExplodingNoob

Pro

Well, Well, Well I decided to post a rap battle to see if someone can beat my undeniable flow ha ha

Ill give my opponent the pleasure of rapping' first so for this I made it four rounds.

Real quick some rules:
1. Keep it somewhat short
2. No mother references
3. No homosexual references
4. No mercy

Thanks to anyone who challenges me I look forward to a good battle.
popculturepooka

Con

I don't think you want it - usually I hand them noobs mercy
Otherwise my murders get criminal - like the rate in Camden, New Jersey
Firstly, don't try to con me - no jokes about mommy?
I'll win without them; you stole your style from the Fonzi
Now that got you angry; seeing more red than a Commie
Sorry, it's a habit of mine - I eat noobs like pastrami
It's dawning on you that you're full of more garbage than dump trucks
I could tell you suck - and you'd just smile and give the 'thumbs up'!
Numb-nut - it's a wrap for you and I'm the embalmer
You couldn't explode on anyone if you were a suicide bomber
You have a little honor and courage - I'm toasting you
These raps were landmines - move? - and we'll really seen an exploding noob
Debate Round No. 1
ExplodingNoob

Pro

Now i will agree, the smile is cheese
But with hair like that? Steve Urkel had more steeze
I cant even believe you came out with that sh!t
Its almost enough to make a mormon take a hit
To rid themselves of the pain of the second grade rap
I would rather fvck ur ugly @$$ step sis than listen to that crap

*throws in a sick techno beat* SPEED RAP TIME!

Your flow is wack but heres your plaque
For your effort in tryin to send my white @ss back
To the streets where i was raised around wannabes like you
You got the black heritage but you look like a jew
Now you comment about the noobness galore
But i blow my explosion all ova tha whores
Now dont be offended by the rhymes i spit
Cause here pretty soon you'll be suckin tha tit
Of the excellence that i create in a world so crazy
Your rhymes are just whack and dont even phase me.

*Techno beat continues*

Now with your incompetence demeaned i hand this battle over
To a man with no charisma and the luck of a three leaf clover.
Badabing badaboom what did i just do to you...serve?
Hope to see you in the next round but i don think you have the nerve.
Ill tell you this once..just one time THATS IT
The ExplodingNoob lives for this sh!t.

blahh. hella lame rap but hey. your turn =) hahaha
popculturepooka

Con

Steve Urkel? I'll transform into Stefan
My delivery is so smooth it'll woo your best Aunt
Get stepped on - 'cuz I'm getting into your "Family Matters"
After I'm done - you'll disown them - "screw'em like family matters!"
Don't EVER hand me platters of rhymes just so I can flip'em and serve you
I didn't forget about you sister and aunts - them b!tches get served too
Past curfew; talking with your sis; took her out to grab Denny's
She told me you rhyme so poor that you don't even have pennies
and that you're a post-op - Me: "Surgeries? Woah, THAT MANY?!"
I would say I'm kickin' YOUR @ss - but white girls don't have any
Talk smack to me - you'll get a chin-check
My rhymes are bullets - so invest in vests
Explode on whor3s? Must be talking about your sis and that's incest
That's pretty gross; didn't you realize you were that sick, Ex
That's a sin, Ex....did you really just rap to techno?!
I'm here to tell you that's pretty wack; you'd best know
that you're weak - you can't rap like Eminem
You don't want to hear it; I got this in the bag like M & M's
You and "horrible" are synonyms
Watch me blow up this noob and that'll be the end of him
From the streets? That story better be real
Fakes are lame - how mean are the streets be on Beverly Hills?
Debate Round No. 2
ExplodingNoob

Pro

Once again we're here with your same old smack and no class
How bout i take your sis about and blow my lo4d in her @$$?
The space between your sisters legs was cold
but the worst part was when i opened em i saw the mold.
Quickly after i hand checked for a match
take my eyes away from your sis you got your hands in her snatch.
With a swing of my wand ill make you a toad
then put you on your knees and coax in my l0ad.
You're the kid with the rhymes who has experienced loss
If you think you're gonna win you must have your mind criss crossed.
You asked if i wanted the fightin' gloves off?
I got more flow than David Hasselhoff!
You think your rap is where music began?
I can write better beats with a blindfold and a crayon.
Throwin you around like i got nothin better to do
its one step up from the b!tches you scr3w.
Im wastin my time even talkin this smack.
I tell you once and for all. your rhymes? they're whack.

CBAKE OUT!
popculturepooka

Con

I'm gonna get this newcomer to see
He's so square he should be in a pineapple under the sea
He can't kick rhymes; he's not lookin' like a punter to me
He's anorexic so that expression just looks like hunger to me
It's funner to me to lay in to him than to lay off
Hassllehoff? No, you're just a pervert who does the babe watch
You couldn't make anything flow if you were a swimmer on Bay Watch
You should be in jail for your raps like Bernie Madoff
Take the day off, kid, I'm took' off the gloves
I'll make you blue like you were in a uniform of scrubs
Scrub, you're gangsta in no kinda way; raised quite swell
And doesn't this kid look like Screech from "Saved by the Bell"?!
My lines so hurtful you'll be on a cliff-top, dumbf--k
I hope you make like Kris Kross - "Jump! Jump!"
The run-up: he didn't like his beef raw so basically I'm roasting dude
If he's the bomb than I'm the diffuser so no Exploding...Noob
Debate Round No. 3
ExplodingNoob

Pro

ExplodingNoob forfeited this round.
popculturepooka

Con

ExplodingNoob forfeited
After seeing what I dd to him - of course he did
Debate Round No. 4
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Posted by popculturepooka 6 years ago
popculturepooka
Thanks, snell.
Posted by snelld7 6 years ago
snelld7
"The run-up: he didn't like his beef raw so basically I'm roasting dude
If he's the bomb than I'm the diffuser so no Exploding...Noob"
Killin em!!!
Posted by philosphical 6 years ago
philosphical
"I'm gonna get this newcomer to see
He's so square he should be in a pineapple under the sea"

haha i love it...
Posted by popculturepooka 6 years ago
popculturepooka
Hahahha.

Oh yeah just in case no one got the Camden, New Jersey line....it has an extremely high murder rate. lol
http://en.wikipedia.org...
Posted by ExplodingNoob 6 years ago
ExplodingNoob
hahahaha i would rather you keep your glove on. safe sex is encouraged and im not interested HAHAHAH shoulda put that in a rhyme hahaha
Posted by popculturepooka 6 years ago
popculturepooka
Ho, ho, ho. Very nice. I see you want the gloves off. :P
Posted by ExplodingNoob 6 years ago
ExplodingNoob
i said no "mother" comments but i didnt say no step sis comments hahah xD
Posted by popculturepooka 6 years ago
popculturepooka
I look forward to your rhymes ExplodingNoob. No rush, I was just bored so I got mines out early. :D

Thanks, leet.
Posted by ExplodingNoob 6 years ago
ExplodingNoob
kudos kudos man xD now let the rhymes stir up hahahaha
Posted by leet4A1 6 years ago
leet4A1
Good stuff Pooka. Can't wait to see Noob's rebuttal.
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