The Instigator
iAm_GrKelly
Pro (for)
Losing
0 Points
The Contender
Blade-of-Truth
Con (against)
Winning
16 Points

Rap Battle

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after 3 votes the winner is...
Blade-of-Truth
Voting Style: Open Point System: 7 Point
Started: 4/30/2014 Category: Funny
Updated: 2 years ago Status: Post Voting Period
Viewed: 681 times Debate No: 53729
Debate Rounds (5)
Comments (7)
Votes (3)

 

iAm_GrKelly

Pro

First round is acceptance, he challenged, i accepted, 5 rounds, if not finished then we can start secondary debate, no rules,
Blade-of-Truth

Con

I accept. Let's have some fun :) and best of luck to us both!
Debate Round No. 1
iAm_GrKelly

Pro

Your name is Blade-of-truth, pshh, sounds the the username of some kid that works in a booth, you say my last battles were simple, man im bout to pop ur ego like a pimple. Im swaggy your faggy, like bieber in this sh*t, man just stop before you get hit. i dont wanna make you feel bad, just cuz ur lil fad failed, man just bail, i dont wnna hurt you, but uh, your jckets, they smell like poo, and just so you know, i f***ed your girl butt naked nasty, in the back of my cadi, when she went back to you, she couldnt stop thinking of how she had me(:
Your up
Blade-of-Truth

Con

First round, I'ma blast past and curse his whole town
smoke that fat grass while this chump is dirt brown
no competing, I see wicked things like demons
slap him so fast I shattered his cast and left him screaming

O jeez um, didn't mean to bust two shots I'd rather squeeze em
come through with a red scope on dude, it's hunting season
duck looking boy walking with a wobble and quacking
if it looks and smells like a duck he's fuccked cuz he's facing a dragon

A fire-breathing Aladdin, come an grab em - my three wishes
I come through smashing like an angry biitch throwing dishes
talking about booths like you can actually rhyme
It's like a dark cave vs. the sun when comparing our shine

I'm gonna need a bigger cut, I'm thinking 80 percent
no forgiveness, I'm the OT God - so you better repent
You accepted without knowing the greatness that you were facing
slashing like jason the fakeness of my opponent I'm erasing

Out of place an, jumping out of the barren wasteland
this is only the first round hope your enjoying the taste then
starter course, I'm only warming up for the next
then break his neck with my text and I rip this bum from the wreck.
Debate Round No. 2
iAm_GrKelly

Pro

Wow man, ill give you this your rhymes your sick, but all of that makes no sense, i have your girl on my d**k, yeah, im the pick, now go back to where you came from you worthless hick. God, fakes like you, bout to get rid of you like hitler with the jews, man to good for this s**t, keep on talking your gonna get hit. You said your an OT god, only cuz u have them mods,now please, lets just compare our rods, see whos the bigger man, whos cooler without the fan. Man, my shine is so rapid, b****s cant even map it, im in my bentley, your in your ford, guess what sun, your girl is a whore, you just to poor, and im just to rich, your skill is about as good as your d**k, yes, i went there, but thing is, you cant even see down there with all that hair! my boy, you challanged the king, do you not see this bling, i am the greatest, i run over you h**s, now bow down, and kiss my toes.
Blade-of-Truth

Con

He wants to compare rods to see whose is the bigger
I'll break it down real easy - he's the cracker, I'm the -------
-figure- it out, my rhyme patterns speak for themself
I don't even have to type it, my lines sneak with the stealth

You couldn't hide from my attacks if you hid in the shelf
It's like Santa Clause on steroids, rage-hitting an elf
I kick with ferocity and stop only when your crying my name
frying the lame, chop him up and freeze-dry this guy outta the game

I'll map you out, like the Spanish did to the south
the crap you spout is worthless dribble equival to a babies pout
a shameless route, whispering to drown the shout
the rain is out, my flow is a hurricane to end your drought

You complimented my style like your admitting defeat
your like the wet grass I pull off the grains of my cleats
Saying that I'm poor without knowing bout health
because an enemy within is not true inner wealth

You seem to be struggling between a little boy and a wannabe
you should have never dived in now your swimming in a piranha sea
I'll chop you up with my razor teeth and leave only blood
your rhymes are equivalent to crud like a leaf in the mud

you never spit anything that's slightly worth a repeating
your like that simple minded dog that comes back for a beating
never know where I'm sleeping, I'm creeping and coming up
your only hope is if I forfeit, so keep quacking, mr. duck
Debate Round No. 3
iAm_GrKelly

Pro

iAm_GrKelly forfeited this round.
Blade-of-Truth

Con

My opponent has forfeited round 4.

In the spirit of fairness, I will give my opponent a chance to respond accordingly. If he forfeits the last round, I will take that as a sign of him conceding the battle to me as I remain standing and have yet to receive a response to my verse in the previous round.

I will now wait for a reply or last verse from my opponent.
Debate Round No. 4
iAm_GrKelly

Pro

iAm_GrKelly forfeited this round.
Blade-of-Truth

Con

Alright, I never got a response. Looks like this battle is over.
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He forfeits twice, morphed into morbid mice
grab the dice and spray colder than alaskin ice
wrists frozen, looking like the polar express
I told him, we bowling, and I roll with the best

Unlike my opponent, I never quit when I battle
you can call me the sheep dog, herdin' his cattle
australian shepherd - from the land of the convicts
liontooth in this booth, his body was covered in paw prints

It's like bigfoot, his victory over me is non-existent
he took a pic but even with photoshop failed to fix it
always coming out fuzzy with nothing that was solid
if he himself was a problem, it looks like I solved it

Ready for the next, cuz this chump got beat
he's stupider than a redneck who humps on sheep
them good ole' boys would make him squeel like a piggy
he ran away because he knew I keep it real like I'm Biggie



#RIP
Debate Round No. 5
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Posted by SONOFGOD2013 2 years ago
SONOFGOD2013
Damn!!! Complete domination
Posted by SONOFGOD2013 2 years ago
SONOFGOD2013
Damn!!! Complete domination
Posted by Gs325jcbd 2 years ago
Gs325jcbd
Murdered
Posted by Blade-of-Truth 2 years ago
Blade-of-Truth
This will be my 20th debate so I wanted something fun. Plus, I haven't done a rap battle in about a month so I figured it was time to get another one in. His profile said to challenge him, so here I am :)

We both have something to gain. He reminds me of myself at that age and I only got better from battling guys who had my current skill level. He will get there as well if he continues to challenge himself by taking on opponents who might have better skill than himself. As for me, it is always good to keep your skills sharp. This provides me the opportunity to do so. At some point, he'll be conveying this same message to someone who has less skill than him. It's all a cycle.

A perfect example is the user: SONOFGOD2013. I beat him 20 - 2 but told him to keep at it. He has and I'm seriously noticing his improvements with every battle he does. I'd actually recommend you go a few rounds with him as well iAM_GrKelly because he would be a good sparring partner.
Posted by iAm_GrKelly 2 years ago
iAm_GrKelly
yeah hes good, never seen lyrics like those, but hell, its all for fun
Posted by Jifpop09 2 years ago
Jifpop09
People should learn to avoid blade on these
Posted by Jifpop09 2 years ago
Jifpop09
People should learn to avoid blade on these
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Vote Placed by NiamC 2 years ago
NiamC
iAm_GrKellyBlade-of-TruthTied
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Reasons for voting decision: BoT figuratively wiped the floor with Pro. Plus there was a forfeit
Vote Placed by Gs325jcbd 2 years ago
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Reasons for voting decision: WOOOO blade-of-truth murdered it.
Vote Placed by Mhykiel 2 years ago
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Reasons for voting decision: FF