Rap Battle

I just saw 8-mile the movie and I want to try this. I have never done this before but I am going to try to rap the best I can. Would my opponent please start.

He saw 8-mile so he thought he could "B-Rabbit"
Out of every wanna-be rapper on here he's whackest
If we're talkin about skill - he lacks it
You stepped to the best - but you're not in the elite bracket
Listen to your mom: "Loserboi, you're only average, dear...."
"...You're going to get ravaged, dear..."
Lookin for war, boi? Don't ask it here
I'll have you tryin' to make PEACE signs like the shape of rabbit ears
Take notes - watch how a real pro do this
After this murder better hope you reincarnate, buddhist
Who's this? Only me - PCP - but no drugs
No "buts" - I'mma grind you down like angel dust
You're from San Fran, so own up, boi, and don't be fake
We all know he's so homo he can't see STRAIGHT
Loserboi it's obvious you're a loser, boy
You should've just rolled off like a scooter toy
My condolences to your mom - she's just about to lose her boy
I killed it - it's appropriate you can't win so your name is Loserboi
So, you don't get any respect for being courageous, B
I wasn't going to embarrass you but koopin persuaded me!

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BTW, "B-Rabbit" was Eminems nickname. Just in case people didn't get that. Lol.

Yo my name is Loserboi but I guess you can already see
You've been saying my name non stop like you got some thing for me
You creeping me out man give me some space
The true loser is a boi who doesn't know his own race
A black Japanese who wants to be white?! (your picture)
God must have F*ed up when he gave you life
Yo I am gonna be "B rabbit" just like the movie
We all know what happens at the end to that story
the loser beats the gangster wannabe
Only in your dreams will you be able beat me
This battle will have the same result, I'm gonna murder you
Roll you up in seaweed, have a chump roll and eat you
Better start praying that I don't blow you away
Like the U.S did to Hiroshima that day
You saying Koopin told you to take this debate
Well you about to soon find out that was your biggest mistake
All your rhymes and jokes are all second rate
You probably saw my name and thought it would be a piece of cake
Don't get all cocky because my name is "loser" son
You'll be ashamed when I come out as number one
Yo you wanna keep talking bout my mama chris?
You better forfeit this debate because I'm about to make you my B*tc#!

Keep trying, boi - perseverance is instrumental
'Cuz the only b!tches you have are in a kennel
I'm trying to be gentle but my rhymes are acidic like phenol
When I say "brace" yourself I don't mean dental
When'll you see the only thing I'm prayin' for is for you to stop rappin'
Boi is so dumb when I said he's only half of me he thought fractions
I'm not havin' it - your rhymes are more cartoonish than Doug Funny
I'll have you hiding in a hole like Bugs Bunny
You're done, B, you need to give it a rest like the Sabbath
And this is animal abuse the way I'm beating Rabbit
Fact is, my rhymes break your spine and my lines are unforgettable
Leaving you stationary like a carrot - now you're really a vegetable
It's unquestionable, talking about Hiroshima ain't sayin' nothin'
You're Asian - heck, the victims were probably your cousins
That'll hush him, try coming back for another session
You're frustrated and have a lot of pent-up aggression
You're just stressin' because you can't attract the right fellows
I'm just a "hare" away from beating you black, white, and yellow
I took this little boi out trick or treating; I have more lines than a grid
It's treat to get beat by me: "Silly rabbit,'Trix' are for kids"

O man this boy came back for another beating
With all that time you could at least do some thinking
You seem to never learn, Your rhymes can't hurt me
All you did was call me the main attraction in every childhood story
If that's true ill take your "disses" gladly
I'm the star you can be my lackey
Because if I'm Bugs Bunny you gotta be Elmer Fudd
When you come to kill me, it's you who gets beat and looks like a dud
Don't try to rap man, you can't deliver
Cause your ignorance is what's screwing you over
Yes I am Asian but you assume I'm Japanese?
I'm Chinese son, but maybe your tiny mind needs to get a map to read
Your info says you a black Japanese so who's that you got for your picture, your white daddy?
Don't get offended, after this ill try to be your buddy
I got you tickets to a show to make up for this dis
Yo mama's bed room or what I like to call it the "CIRCUS CIRCUS!"
This is the last round so you better make it worth sh!t
Because im already starting to forget your name a little bit
You better quit the rapping cause this battle is done
Roll up in your shell turtle cause this bunny has won
I pass it on to you i'll be watching the clock
I'll be the last one standing, "whats up doc?!"

I'll "clock" you; the only thing you're killing is my time
Your raps leave a sour taste in my mouth like limes
It's high time I eat you like take-out but it's already got messy
And it's just unhealthy that you won't get the "MSG" (message)
Test me, I've been holding some stuff in reserve; I'm playin' no games
I'm pulling out the big guns - so you better duck and get "LO MEIN" (low, mang)
You'll get no fame trying to get clever with fairy tales, least
of all because you're no "Beauty" but I am a "Beast"
He's weak; his skills don't equal mine - here's an equation
If your FULL Chinese and I'm HALF Japanese than I'm STILL the better Asian
Circus? You're scared to talk about me like the elephant in the room
I'll have him curled in a fetal position like a baby in the womb
To whom it may concern - I hope Loser starts rapping no mo'
As far as my material goes I'll have people quoting verses like DATCMOTO
I'm just kickin' it like a dojo; you asserting you've won is plain heinous, B
I'm like cool kids at your school, Loser - you just can't hang with me