The Instigator
Icepick517
Pro (for)
Losing
12 Points
The Contender
TheChallenger
Con (against)
Winning
18 Points

Rap Battle

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after 5 votes the winner is...
TheChallenger
Voting Style: Open Point System: 7 Point
Started: 12/30/2010 Category: Entertainment
Updated: 5 years ago Status: Post Voting Period
Viewed: 962 times Debate No: 14202
Debate Rounds (3)
Comments (9)
Votes (5)

 

Icepick517

Pro

Rap Battle Ladies and Gentleman, nothing special to it, try to make me feel bad, and ill do the same
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Alright, Ladies and gentlemen
I was once on DDO, left, now I'm back again
Came to slaughter the doubters
Don't know what I'm planning, better send scouters
But no one knows
2,500 words to go before the bomb blows
Use some titanium
Keep the fragments from piercing your cranium
This is my game, and your playing in my stadium
Didn't take me long to glow brighter than Uranium
And each blow I hit you with, drains some of your money
Keep beatin all day long like the energizer bunny
Cuz son, I am money
Quick Money
Fast Money
Blood Money
Cheap Money
Prize Money
Smart Money
Flat Money
All about the Benjamin's, but you don't even got a Washington to your name
You pissed it all down the shower drain
You must be getting some static
That's what happens when you live in your mothers attic
Wear a bullet proof, getting shot by my automatic
Your just an erratic
Traumatic
Asthmatic
Problematic Human
I'm a Dogmatic
Ecstatic
Acrobatic
Charismatic
Systematic machine
Strong willed, like a marine
Droppin more deuces on you than a latrine
Smelling unclean like a sardine
You gotta drop some Oxy Clean on your Jean
I am pristine
The only in the world that can live a dream
But this is reality
A place where you cant escape your homosexuality
These voters are gonna give you no love
I've cleared everything on the list, check all the above
I will let you live, give you some puppy love
But don't relax
Wear you out like my Slacks
Ill be more oppressive than the tea tax
I'm comin up, starting a revolution
My verses are clear, I aint a Confucian
Let us proceed with this execution
Cuz your as a good as dead, and I'm gonna take this battle with utmost absolution
TheChallenger

Con

I accept your challenge:

My name is Mr.Fun
I'm a poor man's son
A man who makes his money on the streets selling buns
I'm here to preach, common word
See if I can reach, top of the herd
And now allow me to begin as I spit out cruel words

You think youze a really pretty money man
But chu know only how to ignore the needy hand
Cash rules everything around me
Cream take the money
Like the Wu Tang Clan?

Hell no(e).
You po(e)
You just like me
We don't got nothing anymo(e)
Stop thinking you up high
Just come back down low
Sit with me and cry
In our shady box home
Man you don't got nothing
And you know i don't toooooo
What you trying to burn me on?
On our precious firewoooooo?

Man, control yourself
Note the LSD on your health
Stick it into memory
And maybe
Just maybe the future might be swell.
Debate Round No. 1
Icepick517

Pro

Alright,
All this talk has made me question your credibility
At one point I was gonna spare you the humility
But clearly your brain has no stability
Me, a poor man, are you serious?
That verse right there makes me think you're delirious
Only in high school, a freshman at that
But anyone can see the fake lines you try to pull just to distract
In fact,
You better hope when these words hit you they leave your face intact
Selling buns on the street?
I hope you toast them
Because if you don't, I will roast them
And then I will boast them
Then I will host them
Then I'll take them to DDO and post them
There just that good
You don't seem to have understood
That I'm growing up a middle class man, not one from the hood
But maybe if your Pap's wasn't selling those buns he could
He should
He would
Take his money elsewhere
Buy you an xbox, a stripper, maybe some rap lessons, I don't care
Maybe he could take his son to the county fair
Win him a game where the prize is a teddy bear
Maybe he could take his son to a park to breathe the fresh air
I told you I would kill you, Your not special enough to spare
Or maybe one day, you'll follow the path your father left for you
You can sell buns and be a mentally challenged man too
Because really, who names their child "Mr. Fun"?
And tries to make a living off of selling a bun
And doesn't make a dime cuz he can't sell one
Truly, this battle I have already won
Remember how I said I would burn you, turn you and toss you out to roast in the sun?
Well homie I just did, and now this verse is done
TheChallenger

Con

It takes true men like you to see through my play
An "8 Mile" reference seen 1 mile away
He pulled it off with Rabbit
And I'll pull it off with Fun
Eminem? I know I not it
Sit down and laugh, hun

The words that you spit
I brush them off with my wit
Cause guess what?
I've already mentioned it

Youz a record thats been on delay
Like a horse running laps in the relay
Being chased by the cops on the freeway
Have you been taught how to live the real way?
Cause plagiarizeing is rather wrong
Been wrong for so rather long
Though its especially been seen in modern rap songs
People copy beats left and right thinking they got the heat
Cheating their way with 4/4 time on cheat sheets
You just another media follower
A newbred bandwagon caller
Erase that, actually a holla-wer
You indulge yourself in wack society
I seen it and I ignore your pleas
Cause once you go wack
You never go back
And I'm sorry to break it too you
But your rhyme is lack...

Ing a sense of soul
Rather than using a template
How about you use the code, whole
And I can see that I'm about to receive hate
On the very words I just spat onto my plate
So all the rebuttals you thought of?
Sorry hun, it's too late
I told you boy
I play like mile 8.
Debate Round No. 2
Icepick517

Pro

An Eminem man he claims to be
Is there something here that I can not see?
His rhymes don't flow
His word choice makes him seem rather slow
And the verses he types don't keep pace with the flow
But hey, what do I know?
I'm just a kid who watched 8 mile all the time
One who's being accused of plagiarizing tech 9
One who's words are truly mine
Just because some of the words might be hard to define
And so what? I'm just gonna back down and quit?
Absolutely not cuz I promise my lines are legit
You can sit behind the computer screen and have a fit
But face it, I threw you the hook and you bit
Talking to a kid who knows how to keep the fire lit
And you know where that fire is? Yeah you guessed it
But now it starts to burn deep inside you
I've got more animal inside me than a zoo
You know this is true, it can't be a lie
My rhymes are the only ones that you can't defy
I'm already supersized
A killer in disguise
A man who knows no bounds, and doesn't speak lies
A man with great character
Got a girl and everyone likes to stare at her
And glare at her
But there all jealous because they can't have her
Comin close to the time for these folks to decide
Who's torn the other apart more like a riptide
Who sounds ghetto-er than a man wearin a chain of bonafide
Who makes the other wanna hide
Who makes the other man wanna break down and cry inside
But I'll tell you what, we had a good run
And I have evolved from all the stuff spit, said and done
But I'm sure you understand there can be only one
I'm sorry to break it to you, sorry it couldn't last
Sorry this rap battle went by too fast
But I'm sure that we'll see each other in a while
But for now, I'll just walk my white _ _ _ back across 8 mile ;)
TheChallenger

Con

Eminem? Me?
You? Your funny
You blind
Can you see?
Set this tape on rewind
And I'll repeat to make you believe

Eminem? I said I not it
And you claim that I don't flow?
This rap battle? You would of had it
But you got cocky mo and mo
Now for all of those watching
Viewer discretion is advised
You're about to witness a beating
With audio of this man's cries

My choice of words
None of it's absurd
The reason you don't under-stend
Or even compre-hend
Is because you dropped outta high school thinking you would make more-friends
But guess what? You failed
You stay behind your screen challenging kids, making up tales
And this girl you talking about?
Sorry to inform you but I'm lacking the whereabouts
Your a victim of a disease called schizophrenia loud mouth
And in truth and reality this was your sister you were talking about
You claim that you have an inner fire
But thats just your lustful desire
Your poor stricken, stuck at home, no one wants to hire
Also known in the community as the big fat lier
The only animal that you own
Is your little uncircumcised two inch cone
That you use when chatting with strangers over the phone
Yeah I know that your super sized
You eat McDonald's day and night
You claim that you make men hide and cry
But thats only because when they see your face they just wanna die.

This blanket of words that you wrapped around yourself
I'm sorry to inform you but its bad for your health
Lying about your life isn't going to hurt me
It's only going to make you, yourself believe
So just stand up, excuse yourself, and leave

Btw we all know your to fat too walk 8 miles, please...
Debate Round No. 3
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Posted by TheChallenger 5 years ago
TheChallenger
So it turns out that this sites voting system is based off of overall performance rather than finishing blows like in Rocky .

Yeah fun battle Icepick , thanks.
Posted by Postup10101 5 years ago
Postup10101
lmao nice touch in the last sentence con
Posted by Icepick517 5 years ago
Icepick517
Way to kill it in the last round man, fun battle right there, But im not fat man!
Posted by Pat 5 years ago
Pat
Icepick had it made, until I saw thechallenger's last Round. Wow, he made up for two bad rounds there. Well nailed.
Posted by tvellalott 5 years ago
tvellalott
I was definately going to give it to icepick, until I read the TheChallengers last round and he absolutely killed it. So many good lines in the middle bit. Good work both of you. I always love a DDO rap battle.
Posted by Cobo 5 years ago
Cobo
Only a little of verse One.
Posted by Icepick517 5 years ago
Icepick517
Whos is tech nine? complete seriousness, meaning that my lines soiund like that of someone else?
Posted by Cobo 5 years ago
Cobo
Say Icepick, Is that tech nine i hear?
Posted by Koopin 5 years ago
Koopin
Pretty god rap.
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