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Rap Battle

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Voting Style: Open with Elo Restrictions Point System: 7 Point
Started: 1/24/2015 Category: Entertainment
Updated: 3 years ago Status: Post Voting Period
Viewed: 887 times Debate No: 68853
Debate Rounds (4)
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It's been a long time since I've done a rap battle...


No Trolling (I want a good rap battle)
No Plagiarism (Original material only)
No forfeits (A forfeited round = Automatic Loss)
16 bar limit per round

*Since my opponent is the challenger, I'll let them start first (1st round is for acceptance and opening rap). In doing so, the challenger will then pass on the last round to make it an even battle, round-wise.

Failure to adhere to these rules warrant an automatic loss.


So I just came to do this rap battle
My beats are so fresh I'ma herd you like cattle
Ain't nothing gonna stop these rhymes that I brew
That's what you get for messin' with ma crew

If you think you can win, then you're out of luck
Cause my rhymes will hit you like a truck
After this round, you may want to pass
I'll spit pure fire, right up your... face

Yeah, that's the way I roll
Making you cry is my only goal
That and always being a good guy
It is bad to get drunk and high

I'm a hood O.G., call me V.I.P.
And I'll climb up you like a big oak tree
And with that folks, that's my time
Tune in next week to hear my new rhymes.
Debate Round No. 1


The only thing you're herding is some more lube for your hand
If I'm cattle then your non-sentient like a piece of sand on my land
face-it, in this battle your crew is looking softer than apple pie
You're facing off against bill gates, but you're just that apple guy

Get it? Didn't think so, you're too stupid for that
the rap crap that you spat it's like a rat vs. a cat
the only thing your doing is trying to rhyme 'pass' with 'face'
a cashless chase, I replace grace with mace to put your @ss in place

I'll leave you deflated like the patriots did with their balls
and bomb you faster than kids walking down Oklahoma building halls
I'll fly like a plane and crash into your building and watch you burn
and just like seal-team six I sticks with the ammo until you in an urn

You can climb trees all you want, I'll chop you down with an axe
I'm the diamond who shines under pressure, you just melt like some wax
If you really want to continue then I wish you the best of luck
You vs. me is like a fly vs. the windshield of a truck


I'll bet you think that you tore the beat to a shred
But I'll punch you so hard I will make you be dead
I'll stick a straw in your belly button, and pump you full of Sprite (sponsor)
Then tie a rope around your neck and fly you like a kite

I spit rhymes, YO, my work can get dirty
I'll rip a bullet through your head just like it's Zero Dark Thirty
When I'm done with you'll hear the words FATALITY
Then I'll shoot you six times and blame it on "police brutality"

I'm winning this battle, but we all know this of course
I'll wrap my arms around and then ride you like a horse
Wait, what? No I won't, that would be gay
And homosexuality is not okay

You can't run with me, I'm in the fast lane
I'll make you go missing like a Malaysian plane
You rap like you are a just giant cretin
And unlike Rhianna, I can't be beaten
Debate Round No. 2


I'll cook this cat faster than a starving chinese man
I come in harder than a hurricane, you just a breeze fan
jeez, damn, I stuffed your moms pvssy with a cheese pan
We'll call it that double-stuffed crust cooked by the he-man

You could never fly a kite that's why your dad calls you a joke
you can have your sprite sponsorship, I roll with that coke
and since coke owns sprite I guess you can call me your owner
the only fatality that's occured is me making your sister a moaner

I beat that pvssy up faster than an animal abuser
plaster the boozer, I'm battling a cousin-loving loser
How you gonna bash gays when all you watch is gay porn
I'll smite you faster than God did to the Egyptian's firstborn

If you're cruising in the fast lane, then I'm the traffic jam
I'm spitting that ferrari you just coming with that classic van
I should put you on the corner to ensure I get paid
because so far you've brought only fists to a fight with the blade


You would make "your mom" jokes, you can't think of anything new
But since the start of this battle, it's all I can expect from you
You seem like the kind of guy who just feels alone
When your talking about, but not actually making a girl moan

And that's right you're the traffic jam, cuz you ain't got no flow
I'll row in nice and slow and then beat your toe with a hoe, yo
My words will knock you over, like a civil rights fire hose
My victory is the only thing that everybody knows

See I am a rapper of an infinite caliber
I'll spank you in the throat with my 4-foot penis named Excalibur
You probably didn't get that reference, you ain't got much of a brain
For you, counting to ten is too much of a mental strain

I'll admit, I'm impressed that you can even try to go toe-to-toe
It's gotta be hard to rap when there's only 40 words that you know
That's right, I brought up your lack of education
Because dealing with my flow is far worse than constipation
Debate Round No. 3


*grabs mic*

Like oil spillage on a village you still diminish this scrimmage of verbal quidditch
Your mom is so fat, they need a satellite to fully capture her image
You need to change your profile pic from batman to the toothfairy
In the booth I'm scary, the truth is this is Babe Ruth vs. a canary

How is beating my toe with a hoe even a diss? swallow my piss
eternal bliss as I swiss kiss your sis on the nips
the only thing your rowing on is a plastic boat in your yard
I'm the fantastic g.o.a.t. who goes hard, it's the dragonborn vs. a bard

You aint swinging no excalibur, you're just a wannabe king Arthur
you wouldn't know if the price was right even if you asked Bob Barker
grab the sparkler, this tard thinks I can't count past ten
I put him in a tight blouse then, and outshine him like a lighthouse gem

Of course your impressed, I'm blessed in this quest to be the best
you're just a pest who beats his chest and who I defeat like the rest
the only lack of education here is your reference to constipation
in this battle you were the Haitian nation facing my earthquakes devastation

*drops mic*


The more you rap, the more I just feel bad for you
Life must have been hard growing up smelling like poo
You seem so lonely, and without any flow
And rhyming against me is not where you want to go

I'm a "G" son, and I got a big gun
And I when you see my fat load you better turn tail and run
It's a shame it takes all these words for you to realize you suck
I'ma keep spitting fire, cuz I don't give a ... darn

You criticize me, but I ain't the one rhyming piss with nips
I'll hold a crossbow with my lips and shoot you in the hips
And then you'll cry to your mommy, just like the baby you are
My flow is like a river, yours is slower than tar.

As much as you may want it, you'll never be like me
Cause I'm faster than a cheetah, you're like a sea anemone
Except even that is being too nice
You thought you could flow BUT YOU DIDN'T THINK TWICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Debate Round No. 4
7 comments have been posted on this debate. Showing 1 through 7 records.
Posted by wstimpson 3 years ago
Is it bad that I laughed at your Oklahoma joke? Whatever it was funny.
Posted by Blade-of-Truth 3 years ago
I'm a hood O.G., call me V.I.P.
And I'll climb up you like a big oak tree

That was a funny line :)

Alright, I'll be posting my round either later tonight or tomorrow afternoon.

Also, welcome to DDO!
Posted by Blade-of-Truth 3 years ago
@BLAH, idk, you'd have to ask Larztheloser (the site creator)

@krissy, just press 'accept' at the top if you want to take me on.
Posted by krissymf 3 years ago
I accept this challenge.
Posted by BLAHthedebator 3 years ago
How is that even possible...?
Posted by Blade-of-Truth 3 years ago
Lmao, I should start a rap battle over on Edeb8 using their no character limit option. I'll try to hit 16k bars and break the site.
Posted by 16kadams 3 years ago
16k bar limit?
1 votes has been placed for this debate.
Vote Placed by 9spaceking 3 years ago
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Reasons for voting decision: con did not pass the last round. His biggest mistakes: -Filler lines like "so I came here to do this rap battle", "I'm winning this battle".... -Irrelevant lines (in contrast to Bladey's comparisons and epic references)....never use two words at the end if they don't rhyme (or, if you're forced to absolutely do so, then at least rhyme at the beginning--which Bladey did)