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Rap Battle

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Started: 2/4/2015 Category: Entertainment
Updated: 1 year ago Status: Post Voting Period
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I figured that I should take a little break from serious debates and I'm going to do a fun debate.

Voting shall be based on the following criteria


no forfeits

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No slip ups except when using slang or other literary devices.


1) Bar length - In my opinion, every line should be the same length. Were each rappers too short or too long to your distaste?

2) Aggression - If you favor aggression, Was it aggressive? How aggressive? What was aggressive about either rapper's lyrics (ex. death threats, boasting, etc.)

3) Originality - Were their verses original? What did you like? What was original about it?

4) Rhyme schemes - What kinds of rhymes did you like (ex. multis, slant, internal, etc.)?

5) Personals - What bars did you find devastating on each rapper's reputation or character?

6) Disses - What jokes (ex. yo momma jokes, appearance jokes, personality jokes, etc.) did you like?

7) Rebuttals - Rebuttals are when a rapper addresses a bar, flips it, and disses you back. How effective were they? Why?

8) Imagery - How detailed is the imagery presented? What's unique? What did you like? What metaphors and similes as well as other literary devices stood out to you?

9) Word-play - What word puns did you find most clever? What did you like about them?

10) Complexity - How creative were their lyrics? What stood out to you? What ideas and/or thoughts did you find most appealing and entertaining?

Sources can be used to enhance meaning

First round acceptance


I accept......let the battle begin...
Debate Round No. 1


Alright everybody it's Lannan13,
Take a look at the joke who just challenged me.
I get to go up against a Christmas snack,
I bet this guy can't rap worth cr@p

I'm the king of this site, I even schooled STALIN,
I'm set set for life with free schooling, housing, and retirement. Hell I'm ballin',
Speaking of school Cuz your skills are lackin'.
You better back out Cuz you know that I'm packin'.

Got a 9mm, an AR, and an AK 47.
Make one false move I'll blow a hole through the Stairway to heaven.
You ain't nobody, not skilled just someone who works at a 7-11.
You shouldn't have challenged me Cuz now it's Armageddon.

Now here's something you're about to be taught,
You can run as fast as you can, but you'll still be shot.
No need to feel distraught,
Because I'll make sure that you're forgot.

Time for us to find a cookie and go huntin',
Hell, even Derpy's [1] smarter than you ya muffin.
Like the big bad wolf you just huffin' and puffin,'
In the end you'll just be suckin' my gumdrop button.

Raising the flag of victory here, like the Marines at Iwo Jima. [2]
Gingy is about to see Ground Zero Meet Hiroshima.
Takin' Arab oil for Americans to reapprioprate,
You just need to be like the Japs and capsluate.

Your life is over, you're out of time.
Destroyin' you're rep like a B-29. [3]
They say words are weapons, so you better duck as I spit.
You've already lost so just go ahead and quit.

I'm burning you like a pack of smokes.
Just like frogs, all I here are croaks.
You rapping against me is a fvcking joke.
Just like Porkie Pig said, "That's all folks."



I was expecting an orator, an articulated speaker.
Is this all they've got from way down in Topeka? (1)
A tornado is coming! get ready to flee!
You ain't in Kansas no more my dear Dorothy (2)

Why not grab a gatling as well, and line up your tanks,
But its hardly a threat when you're just firing blanks.
Your rappin' brings all down with an acute case of nausea.
A strong dose of Ginger is just what the doctors order (3)

You're vocab is lacking, it's far from repletive
Any dull wit can use an expletive.
It's like you think you're a true gangster homey
When its clear you're more comfy with My Little Pony (4)

Next thing you know it will be a delicate fairy.
I bet you're still nursing a rhyming dictionary.
Japanese cartoon avatar's? a cute unicorn?
I'd sacrifice you, even if you were my first born. (5)

It's clear your first round was completely faked
Unlike you I am far from half baked
My prose are ultra violet, exceedingly florescent
Whilst yours are juvenile, drearily adolescent.

I'm walking on water with no hesitation,
Armageddon you say? It's no Revelation (6)
One mention of the horseman of the apocalypse
All I'll be hearing is your audible lisp.

Talk of flag raising is premature my young fellow.
The only colour I see is that of bright yellow.
I've no doubt by the end of this fight
You'll be shrouded by another, it shaded white.

I'll finish it here, no need to linger
One mustn't be cruel to a try hard beginner
I'm sure that you are doing the best that you can,
But you'll never out-rap me, cause I'm the Gingerbread Man

Debate Round No. 2


In the name of the father, son, and Holly Spirit,
You want me in a rap battle then so be it.
Saving souls like a Crusifix.
Damin' you like my number is six-six-six.

Let me give you a Reading from Revalations,
It shows the winner of this battle with no hesitations.
It shows my opponent getting Sodomized and Gingy gettin' Gamora. [1]
Unleshing my wrath like Pandora. [2]

Shockin' the audience like like Zeus. [3]
Your murder will be on the frontline news.
Call me Legion, cuz your defeats are many.
Here to end your Satanic Tryanny.

Your about to be put back on the shelf,
Do like Robin Williams and hang yourself.
Handing you a loss of every selection.
Your bars are gayer than 1 Direction.

Gingy ain't got skill, all I hear is your croak.
Be like your grandpa and die from a stroke.
You're a disgrace and killed all your friends with your villigente, [4]
Another win for the mafia, Dente.

You stole a story, bet your raps are plagerized too!
So funny we should lock you in a zoo.
Better turn that smile upside down.
Cuz it's time for Rev to recieve his Freshmen beatdown.

From the Halls of Montezuma to the shores of Tripoli,
I can school both yo a$$es from Africa to Hawaii,
You think this is poker, I'm about to raise the stakes,
This is Seek and Destroy, Marines do whatever it takes.

I'm gonna leave you hanging like we did Sadam.
Droppin' the bombs, just like we did in Vietnam. [5]
Your in too deep now, you took the bate.
Damn, I guess you should have had a V8.
You apparently didn't expect this last twist.
Why I enjoy pain and agony as I am a masochist. [6]
So I'll cut myself and watch myself bleed,
And enjoy the pleasure as you concede.


If a V8's all that's needed to deal to your barrage,
Best I park my Veyron right back in the garage. (1)
You handle your rhymes like a three wheeled beemer, (2)
And have as much torque as a Fiat Bambina. (3)

Your bombs are all duds, lying undetonated.
The destruction you reek is so overrated.
The only protective clothing I need to defuse,
Are some board shorts and a pair of flip flop shoes.

You're completely living in a Disney Fantasia,
Like Uncle Sam's arse whooping in South East Asia.
It's about time for the Instigator to bow,
As I am bringing him to his Apocalypse Now. (4)

Each round that you submit only gets worse,
Reminds me of Jar Jar Binks but set into verse.
I'm breaking you down without any cause,
As Lucas did with Episode One of Star Wars.

No surprise you let loose with a Freudian slip,
So how do you react whilst watching a clip?
Don't deny it, you love One Direction.
Is it Harry or Liam that triggers your erection?

You could prattle on until you are eighty,
But you carry no weight around here my matey.
Your rhymes sound like they come from the one dollar shop.
When I speak all I see is your swollen gum drop.

Since you relish your own joyous suffering,
I'll lay it our clear without any buffering.
I'm impressed on your brain like hands in concrete. (5)
Feel free to wallow in the pain of defeat.

Once a Gingy Atheist, now a Gingy believer.
I'll tenderise your conversion like a Ginsu meat cleaver.
What ever is left I'll devour in round three
With fava beans and a nice chianti. (6)

Debate Round No. 3


You're trying to build yourself up some crazied hype,
But you honnestly sound like the sh*t that wipe,
I knew from the start you couldn't handel this rap complextion,
As my bars go harder than a cloppers errection. [1]

You took one step to far,
Now I'm about to school you like my name is Ragnar, [2]
Watch as Imma break this Centerfuge, [3]
By the end you'd be so confused.

Like an electron, your life orbits around me,
Watch now as the Quantum of my rap complexity.
Well according to the theory of Schrottinger's Cat, [4]
You don't know where my punches are coming in from, how dah ya like that?

My prowness is slowing you down like friction,
Falling to the power of my poetic diction. [5]
Interia says once I start rappin' I'm gonna continue,
To beat you down to a pulp and have you on the Applebees Menu.

You think your raps can give me a scare?
I can fry your mic skills like I'm a solar flare.
My lines are strong than the power of a thousand suns,
Lannan13 just schooled you son.

You can't touch me, I've got the Mark of Cain. [6]
Bring you back to Egypt and put you in iron collar and Chain.
Blowin' your mind like Timmothy McVeigh, [7]
Unleshing upon you the 7 plagues.

Now this is the end and I don't expect your reply.
Be like Woody and Reach for the Sky.
Your raps are dead and your IQ is just as low.
At the end I'll give Con a reason to vote Pro.



Whatever you throw at me, it doesn't stay on.
It slips right on off from my coating Teflon.
You're rubbish at mafia whilst I sit on my throne.
Bow, kiss the ring of Don Corleone. (1)

I'm beginning to think you have gone quite bi-polar,
Or you've used the services of a budget ghost writer.
First couple of rounds you were all about violence,
And now you've turned your hand to elementary science.

There's little difference between you and Schrodinger cat. (2)
Except you're now definitely dead, no doubt about that.
Under all that bluster is a boy all quite wussy.
It's what one expects from a flea bitten pusssy.

Never forget, I'm the only Ginger with soul. (3)
I am more immense than the biggest black hole.
I've consumed all you are, it was not much to take.
Even if you were pure light, you could not escape. (4)

Just thrashing around getting ready to drown.
Your pants are all soiled in a rich shade of brown.
Sorry the image is not as romantic
As Leo and Kate goin' down with Titanic (5)

Your ELO will never match Lynne's. (6)
Consider this punishment for your variety of sins.
Not the time or place for your immodest gloating.
At least I will wait 'til the conclusion of voting.

Next time don't leave home, burn that passport photo.
Stay on the farm and run back to Toto.
You are looking quite green, that's just because,
You've been handed your arse by the Wizard of Oz. (7)

Debate Round No. 4
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Posted by Blade-of-Truth 1 year ago
To be honest, you guys are almost on the same level, and both of you did a great job here. With that said, I found gingerbread-man to slightly best lannan in this battle according to the voting standards given in R1.

In regards to bar length, I found Con's to be more uniform, with nearly every bar being the same length as the last. Pro did good in this respect too, but overall Con had the more even lines. Aggression-wise, Pro won. Bars like, "I'll blow a hole through your stairway to heaven", "like robin williams, hang yourself", etc., were very aggressive. Con was more clever, which I'll get into shortly, but aggression-wise, Pro wins. Originality, tie. Both had solid original lines, so I view this as tied. Rhyme Scheme - Con. This kinda plays into bar length, flow, etc., because I found Con's to just be smoother. For instance, Pro rhymes lannan13 with me, or Zeus with News. While a majority of his rhymes flowed well, these bars in particular threw off the whole rhyme scheme because they didn't really rhyme well together. While Con had some non-rhymes as well, overall I found Pro to have more. Personals, Disses, and Rebuttals - Con. I'm putting these three together because they are all inter-related in this rap battle. Pro had some great personals, but I found Con to do better flips of the personals. For instance, Pro disses Con using 1 direction (the band). Con then flips it back on him by asking which one turns Pro on. That was a nice flip in my opinion. It was the flips that won this category for Con since he used Pro's personals to his advantage more often than Pro did. Word-play - Pro. Pro just had great wordplay. Iwo Jima/Hiroshima line was sick. Among others, I found Pro's wordplay to be slightly better than Cons overall. Complexity - Tie. Both had solid bars utilizing big vocabulary, which is highly respectable, thus this is a tie.

Ultimately, it's 5-3 in favor of Con with 2 tied categories. This was a close battle! I'd love to see a rematch sometime
Posted by gingerbread-man 1 year ago
I'm interested. My banjo is ready.
Posted by Blade-of-Truth 1 year ago

Lemme know when you pick someone and get some rounds in, I wanna read/vote.
Posted by JKL 1 year ago
aye imam DO it
Posted by piefav 1 year ago
I want to kill you with my rhymes
Putting greatness in your eyes
Spitting fire like a log
In the fog
With a bog
Egg nog...
fog log?
I can't rap lol
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Reasons for voting decision: RFD in comments.
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Reasons for voting decision: Well, these are always interesting to judge, and while I don't love putting subjectivity into my RFDs, that seems almost necessary with rap battles. Nonetheless, based on the rapper that I feel best managed on the 10 criteria presented by Pro in the first round was Con, so that's where I vote.