The Instigator
Loserboi
Pro (for)
Losing
0 Points
The Contender
tvellalott
Con (against)
Winning
9 Points

Rap Battle

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after 2 votes the winner is...
tvellalott
Voting Style: Open Point System: 7 Point
Started: 1/3/2011 Category: Arts
Updated: 5 years ago Status: Post Voting Period
Viewed: 943 times Debate No: 14237
Debate Rounds (4)
Comments (5)
Votes (2)

 

Loserboi

Pro

Hi, please rap with me.
Rules
1. compose your own creative rap lyrics
2. Do not start some debate about why rap battles are bad and not good
3. 1st round just say you accept
tvellalott

Con

I accept.
Debate Round No. 1
Loserboi

Pro

Yo time to get it started
LB vs TV lets get retarded
I don't gotta go hard
I'm adjusting it to rookie
TV don't got enough skills to actually to shake me
who you think you playin hoe, in this game i'm F*cking Ko-be
My rhymes and flow hits more times than Tiger- on and off the green
Think of this as a mirror, your looking at the rapper you wanna be,
supposed to be, outta be, cause right now your just a soldier with no artilery
and I'm on my 25th kill streak- nuking spree
Call me prestige, or just plain legendary
I'm married to the game call it holy matrimony
Never stop killin, like John Elway in his 40's
I'm Sorry, I'm just mad that I'm the one who has kill this little Wallaby
Wassup mate? think you can win? well i think imma win the lottery
haha I'm sorry if you think I'm late, but unlike your dad i don't like to come early
Ask your mom man, we all make mistakes and she'll agree
My name is LB man, im the best rapper you will ever see
Your just another rapper who is faker than anna nicole smith's titties
Rapping against TV is not a challenge, He can't rap for sh1t
Listen to geico man, even a "cave man can do it"
I'll end it here for now, I'll pass the mic to do you
start your rap, you punkass kangaroo
tvellalott

Con

(Each line is one bar, the short lines are said with a pause at the beginning of the bar and the long lines are said quickly over one back.)

Haha, Kangaroo…

Watch while I bounce, with your hoe in my pouch.
I'm the fvcking nookie monster
and you're Oscar the Grouch.
Can't get enough snatch, cause my dick is a match.
Doing better than you, you muppet
Cause I don't live in a can of old trash.

Loserboi, shut your clap trap with your crap raps
As5 hat, watch,
while I take you down a notch.
my lyrical complexity sends you spinning like a flapjack.
Or a pancake, for fvck's sakes, only people rocking to you
Are old women who bake prune cakes for the school fete.
You think you're chewing shrooms,
but you're chowing down on snail bait.

Imma murder you again, son.
Like a hamburger versus chewing gum [1]
Before you posted your raps
You should have rewritten them, bar none.
Let's start back at line one
Quoting Black Eyed Peas, b!tch please.
You must have a mental disease.
Resume the position and get back down on your knees.
Your growth has been stunt.
Cause you're all back and no front.
Like a car with no engine, you're sh!ts going nowhere, cvnt.

Making aussie jokes? Yeah, you should leave that sh!t to pook.
It's not a kill streak if you kill yourself with your own nuke.
This is no fluke, straight off the dome; my style's sheek.
Your last round was grim and your future looks more bleak.
Keep on bringing it though, cause I'm building up to my peak.

[1] http://www.debate.org...
Debate Round No. 2
Loserboi

Pro

Loserboi forfeited this round.
tvellalott

Con

My opponent has unfortunately forfeited, something I've done before.
I'll pass it to the next round.

Debate Round No. 3
Loserboi

Pro

I forfeit, I am sorry TV i just had no time this week
tvellalott

Con

Well since you forfeited, I will feel no shame in voting for myself.
However, since we have only posted one round each, other can feel free to judge based on those verses.
Debate Round No. 4
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Posted by tvellalott 5 years ago
tvellalott
^_- It was good to take a break after doing five of these in a row.
Posted by Loserboi 5 years ago
Loserboi
PLease take your time... I have work all week
Posted by Loserboi 5 years ago
Loserboi
I'm sorry this is taking so long, but I haven't had the time to really think of anything after work ill post by 2m
Posted by tvellalott 5 years ago
tvellalott
Hey mate, here I wait on dot org debate. Primed, fueled, ready to retaliate. Hold on while I masterbate. One man bukkake team your face. Please post post haste, not a second to waste. No hate.
Posted by tvellalott 5 years ago
tvellalott
Good luck Loserboi!
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