The Instigator
austinwells1118
Con (against)
Losing
0 Points
The Contender
Voxol
Pro (for)
Winning
5 Points

Rap Battle

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after 1 vote the winner is...
Voxol
Voting Style: Open Point System: 7 Point
Started: 4/21/2015 Category: Entertainment
Updated: 1 year ago Status: Post Voting Period
Viewed: 472 times Debate No: 73878
Debate Rounds (5)
Comments (1)
Votes (1)

 

austinwells1118

Con

this is just a opening round we will start in round 2
good luck
Voxol

Pro

debate accepted. I will post my raps as responses to yours
Debate Round No. 1
austinwells1118

Con

hey dude hows it goin
i heard about those men you've been blowin
you think that you are such a boss
but when you see a man, it comes out of you like tartar sauce
but maybe you are straight
doesn't change how gay you masturbate
so maybe for you this battle will take a toll
so im gonna go show your mom my telephone pool

Voxol

Pro

It's goin fine, thanks for askin
I can only imagine, all the people you've been harrassin
Now, you've made a good point
If only you weren't high on a joint
Didn't anyone tell you that 4/20 was yesterday?
Man, you're probably as high as Lester Hayes
Now I know your sexuality isn't a choice
But just looking at my avatar, you're already getting moist
Debate Round No. 2
austinwells1118

Con

Hey man you seem a little high
have you noticed the smell of your cream pie
I don't know why you even go on
don't make me get out my baton
Ill bash you upside the head
then you'll think twice about those guys you bed
Man i saw you bleed all over my lawn
your head looks like a used tampon
You might want to g0 talk to your parents
they can't seem to pay for your disability insurance
Voxol

Pro

Hey man, what's with all the salt?
Whatever the reason, it ain't my fault
Now, you can put your baton away
And if you're christian, you might wanna pray
They say that jesus can save us all
But can he repair a broken jaw?
As far as insurance goes, I hope you're covered
Cause you'll need more than some aspirin from the cupboard
Debate Round No. 3
austinwells1118

Con

Come on man whats the deal
you have too much gayness for you to conceal
Dude just give it on up
you tried to remake two girls one cup
Like you would be the one to break my jaw
ill cut off your penis with a buzz saw
so just go back where you belong
eating blue whaffles in little hong kong
Voxol

Pro

You seem a bit edgy today
Eat a Snickers, if you may
Now, I can tell that you like it rough
But that's no reason to act all tough
Bring your buzz saw, if it's even legal
Cause I sleep with a loaded desert eagle
Hong Kong is nice, don't get me wrong
But you'd be better off in Colorado, Con
Weed is legal there, even for old gramps
Too bad you can't buy hemp with foodstamps
Debate Round No. 4
austinwells1118

Con

austinwells1118 forfeited this round.
Voxol

Pro

Vote Pro!
Debate Round No. 5
1 comment has been posted on this debate.
Posted by austinwells1118 1 year ago
austinwells1118
dude come on
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Vote Placed by Phenenas 1 year ago
Phenenas
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Reasons for voting decision: I must say that Pro had about 13.7% more groove than Con. Con's jive levels were stronger at first, but he seemed to crack under the pressure. This left Pro to increase his groove by 42.3% and stabilize his rhythm scheme. It was a heated debate fit for Congress and Parliament, and I must choose the titan that had the final word.