Rap Battle

Get this started right away, same rules as my battle with Solon

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Lyrics:

When it comes to fire
B(i)tch I'm the number one supplier
throw some logs up in this sh(i)t
Dog we goin straight to pyre
these are
the first shots fired son
when it's all said and done
I'll be the only one
left standin
I'll send you packin
like how did this happen
cause when this spitter gets blastin
it hits like a cannon
call me the coach I'm just like John Madden
compared to me all y'all is softer than satin
Call me Barry Bonds dog homeruns I be battin
won't catch me nappin
won't catch me slackin
when I get to rappin
everyone gets to snappin
and if this was a race, all y'all I be lappin
take what you been writin bruh you might as well scratch it
throw it right in the trash kid
cause it's not even passin
Kodak status up in this b(i)tch, picture perfect, kill em all is the caption

This is the invasion
boy your speakers I be raiding
best just know that I ain't play in
stickin to slayin it like jason
think you better?
Boy you so delusional
that thought is inexcusable
i'll put you through a crucible
by the end it's gonna be straight up irrefutable
that when it comes to being the best
b(i)tch i'm indisputable
everything I've heard you spit straight up f(u)cking juvenile
it's childish it aint got none of that mileage
While I'm so priceless just so timeless
if I were you I'd just stay silent
better yet, refer to me as your highness
You know me, I gotta start it off right, gotta light it off right, start it off with dynamite
leave you blinded and sightless from this lyrical brightness that shines like a diamond
You know I put the time in
got this rap sh(i)t down like it's a motherf(u)cking science
boy you just a mere mortal, and I'm a god d(a)mn Titan
Better yet I'm a God, flow like Poseidon
so far ahead I'm beyond the horizon
and lemme enlighten you as to what's going on here
I'm the teacher and the preacher
spittin prophecy and lessons while you sittin in the bleachers
and this was lesson 1 to aid in your refinement
and yeah, I got homework for ya, actually getting good is the assignment

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Lyrics-

I see what you said about chronic son, I disagree

So I'm lightin up the
(chorus drops)

It's all I hear you sayin

I'm a hip hop
(Chorus ends)

addict
I'm at it
I have it
I'm on top of this sh(i)t like the attic
You lack it
boy you never had it
Still tryin to eat it up I already shat it
You must be fastin
i'm magic
johnson you know that I could pass it
but I won't
talkin about supersonic but the only sonic you ever had was on cartridge
sega
just call this the genesis
I'm the alpha and the omega
it was the truth soon as I entered this
and you a beggar
flow hotter then Ortega
dictate this sh(i)t like I am Noriega
such a shame that you don't even have a low pair of 8's kid
and I'm holdin all the aces

and all I'm hearing from you

(Chorus)

So keep up the hatin

Why you think I'm wearin these

(End Chorus)
I'm the latest
by the end I'll be one of the greatest
so go on... hate this
like squirtle tryin to learn to fly you just can't obtain it
attain it, can't ascertain it
but I'm the sh(i)t dog get me on a track... I stain it
picture perfect flow, just frame it
like an artist, the beat is my canvas... I paint it
green
yeah boy I got that cheese
cheddar
call me the food inspector
cash collector
mc wrecker
jump ya a(s)s like its checkers
holdin the trophy
already said I have that championship ring
You didn't even make the playoffs
rhymes will never takeoff
flow will never payoff
while I got more of that than microsoft has cash
got the style to last
and speaking of last, that's ya place kid

(chorus)
I am the
(end chorus)

preacher of fire
number one provider
ain't gotta go fast on a track to blast
I can relax
while still bringin the heat
thermometer broken
mercury
everywhere on ya face put you in the infirmary
my rhymes give ya mic... surgery
vasectomy
lobotomy
You know there ain't no toppin me
no cherries
juke ya roasts
like you a linebacker and I'm Barry
Sanders
You sound like Ned Flanders
I set the standard
I'm a master
commander
couldn't even reach me if you had a ladder
or an elevator
killin this beat... no defibrillator
I'm the real deal
you just a perpetrator
faker
so f(u)ckin high... call me an aviator

cause I'm lightin up the
(chorus)

While you steady hatin

It's Gravy

Oh sh(i)t that's ya girl, hey baby

(End Rap)

Beat: Go DJ- Lil Wayne

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Roll one J, that's the treat b(i)tch
Roll two J's, that's the heat b(i)tch
Roll three J's, that's the beast b(i)tch
Now pass em all to me so I can have ya feast b(i)tch

(x2)

I am a monster
Ain't nobody hotter
Boil ya a(s)s like a lobster
Sacrifice yourself to me at my altar
come to me like lambs to the slaughter
put me on a track and it will surely prosper
this is a crisis somebody call the president
But too late, I took over, hip hop is now my residence
when I get like this, boy I'm in my element
Know you gettin hooked, I'll give you some more of this medicine
That I know i'm good is not arrogance
it's relevant
everything you've heard before is the precedent
I told you when it comes to this I was scientific
prolific
Call me a doctor this is the clinic
Now hold on just a minute while you listen to this rhythmic exhibit
that's terrific
put this up in all the museums so future generations can witness
how to hit a beat delicious
from start to finish
hip hop is my wife so any bitch automatically a mistress
But don't miss this
Display of lyrical fitness
from this MC cause i'm making it my business
yeah dog you know you finished
when I get to spittin like this
I have a question for ya,
if ya flow is supersonic,
then have you heard me
Wouldn't that make me astronomic?
I already knew I was high in the sky
Guess I'm not a kite
put me up there with the satellites

Said roll one J, that's the treat b(i)tch
Roll a second J, that's the heat b(i)tch
Roll a third J, that's the beast b(i)tch
Now pass em all to me so I can have my fvckin feast b(i)tch
(x2)

Hell naw, I ain't even done
gonna keep on spittin out like I am a Tommy gun
As you can see, I'm starting to have fun
as you can see, you're a(s)s is well cooked and roasted
and I ain't boastin
that's just a fact
like that I ain't wayne and this beats been hijacked
and I've got the cheatcodes in my head guess this sh(i)ts been hacked
and I'm coming straight right for ya so like a quarterback you gettin sacked
I would get back
I said move b(i)tch, get out my fuckin way
I am a f(u)cking robot and my modes been set to slay
it's in my coding
and it's done loading
So now this sh(i)t exploding
like a drone now I'm dropping bombs
nah man, it's napalm like vietnam
and you the number 1 target
better get to runnin cause you know the f(u)ckin fire comin

Lets get to
Let's get to
Let's get to the hook

rollin one J, that's the treat b(i)tch
Roll a second J, that's the heat b(i)tch
Roll a third J, that's the beast b(i)tch
Now pass em all to me so I can have my feast b(i)tch

(x2)

so I gotta go
I'm done with the show
already showed y'all that I'm a pro
showed you that I got that lyrical dro
talking fire
now that I'm done this wasn't down to the wire
And I got more, I'm that provider
of rhythm that'll get stuck in ya dome piece
get you singing along to this heat
so b(i)tch please
get on ya f(u)ckin knees
and worship me like a deity

(End rap)