Debate Rounds (3)
First round is acceptance.
Little does he know I already sent him crawlin' up a tree.
Got him scared shtless he doesn't even know it
Boutta grab his mom, start makin' her blow it.
Now look, I see your name is ADHDavid
Where the f*ck did you come up with that? Your Grandma's Grave bed?
Got it written on her cornerstone with my name right next to it
Why's that? Cause I gave her such good D that she couldn't handle a single bit.
That's right, I just went the next level ova'
But like I said, yo grandma's one level Lowa'
Imma make this quick so you don't end up in an ashtray,
Gotta make things good with your mom cause I like it my way.
What's that? A third rhyme and it's not even may?
Damn dude, shot my cum at your mom harder than Harambe.
your first diss is a lie, I sigh, my intellectually challenged brother.
No amount of words (or disses) can lead to your salvation;
your worthless puny stanzas lead me to believe you have mental retardation.
Go back to your body pillow and take off your fedora,
You've got a third grade education, you learned english from Dora".
I'm an intellectual, my rhymes are perpetual;
ambidextrously smacking your lines which are supposed to be sexual
I'm a consumer of the arts, you worship a god
if you would just read the book, you'd realize he's a shod....
but wait, I forgot, you're barely literate;
I'm 'bout to spit some curses now, you christian degenerate.
En guard, I'll use my fiddle to whittle you in half
I'll shower in your blood, little conservative trash,
Then I'll mathematically split you in half as you burn, call me Nero...
I would use your IQ....but I can't divide by zero.
What's all this "Intellectually, ambidextrously, degenerate", crap?
Sittin' there behind a computer screen talkin' out his neck
This pansy as$ nerd needs to start recounting his Yu-Gi-Oh deck.
Now I ain't gonna lie, I have watched Dora
But listen here boy, talkin' to a real man like this i'll send you back to Bora-Bora
You might not be Muslim, Hispanic or Asian
But my man Trump will put you in a Prostration.
It's no surprise to me you'll get bent over by old dudes,
Cause when I'm done with you, you'll be fed through plastic tubes.
I see you're a Consumer of the Arts, or at least that's what you say,
No worries, God's real and I'll make sure you don't go to hell for being Gay.
This guy talks like he can amount God to a nickel,
Assuming what I believe in is a fake, yet reads Inheritance Cycle
Now you might claim that it's just for entertainment,
Funny though, you probably let your uncle tie you up till you're screamin' enslavement!
I know that verse was long and it might be hard for you to comprehend
But at least it's longer than the pen!s of your ex-boyfriend
Now i'll finish this quick, something similar to what your Dad said,
You must have 15 siblings cause all your mom does is Get down, arch her back and spread.
I'd like to take a second to thank Pro for his willingness to take part in his personal annihilation.
As you can see from Conservatism's previous slander that his intent is utter humiliation;
The voter will obviously have to vote for Con as he describes the entire situation.
Pro makes baseless assumptions about my family, past and love life
I'm not a homosexual, though I do believe they deserve rights.
I'm not a slave to a book, I'm not claiming it's right
to hate a man for his decision to not take on a wife.
Judging by the content in my dear friend Pro's post,
he sexually desires my mother; their past encounters he boasts!
My mother is sixteen years deceased now, she's compost
so Pro is an admitted necrophiliac, dude....that's gross.
I pity the man behind the computer attacking my large vocabulary,
I'll be sure to throw in a few nice words in his obituary.
Pro's inability to procreate professionally has led to his increased use of profuse profanity
Whilst Con constructs lyrical constraints upon Pro's typo's and mistakes
You call me homosexual, familiar with the male genitalia and it's load;
it's funny....your verses are the only thing in this entire battle that blows.
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Vote Placed by Udel 8 months ago
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Reasons for voting decision: Con had more nasty licks in his raps. Sorry dad gonna have to go with Con.
Vote Placed by Muslimdebater 8 months ago
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Reasons for voting decision: Its most defiantly con. All pro did was use vulgar language and make this debate dirty it was supposed to be a fun one. And con managed to stay decent throughout the debate and was funnier too. No actual reason to vote pro. He was disgusting.
Vote Placed by lannan13 8 months ago
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Reasons for voting decision: For this debate I will judge it per round. If there is a tie/split in the debate I will have to rule it a tie unless there is one round that outweighs the other. Round 2 goes to Pro. Round 3 goes to Pro. pro wins both rounds, so I have no choice, but to give the debate to Pro. Good job on both sides.
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