Debate Rounds (3)
Round 2 and 3 RAP! Dis me/rap about how great you are. Whatever you want. Whatever you think will make a good rap.
The only thing voters need to vote on, is rap quality. Which will be "most convincing argument." Spelling/grammar doesn't matter, neither do sources.
Let's take a break from serious debates and have some fun.
I've had an opponent back out of this kind of debate
It'll only take a moment till you've aligned to vacate.
My words, they just blend
I don't mean to offend,
I heard that you bend?
So let's not pretend.
You've got a lady friend?
Your mother's stench is unbelievable,
It makes my stomach clench, it's inconceivable.
She has an obscene pig face,
She's got no hygiene, it's a disgrace.
She"s has back sweat running down her spine,
And her crack met, Albert Einstein.
I can tell that you"re mentally slow,
You mean well but, indecently blow
I feel like I should put it blunt,
I'm surreal and you"re a c**t
I apologize, I didn't mean to swear,
But I prioritize, this is verbal warfare,
I will traumatize, I'm your rapping nightmare
Do you feel butterflies? I aim to impair.
This is a verbal purification,
You might feel mental fragmentation,
This is all just a demonstration
Of what's yet to come, you'll feel fascination.
You have to insult to get your way
why can't your words have a big role to play
Now go away
It's my turn
you think you are special
but sorry you are just another vessel
with the other 7 billion
and that's not the official
You only know hate
All you do is discriminate
Now don't lie
You know I'm right
Get out of my way
Or watch me destroy you with ease
And I will feel gay
Now let's stop this hostility
And live together in tranquility
Sit down and enjoy tea
And tell tales of the sea
I'm going to be frank, your rap was delectable,
You didn't draw a blank and that's respectable,
But in awe, you're going to lose, that's expectable.
It sounds like you're taking this way too serious,
Something tells me, that makes you delirious,
The essence of my instrumental bars are mysterious,
Your nonsense shows your mental reservoirs are imperious.
I know soon, you will inevitably understand,
How evidently, I am in command,
Of every rap situation I am in,
This is a verbal molestation of your fore-skin.
With so much education there is no explanation,
As to why you've got retardation,
That's no exaggeration,
Your mother received faulty insemination,
This achieved, defective impregnation,
Did I mention your ineffective rehabilitation?
I'm not here for attention,
I spit bars then punch tsars,
This is beyond your comprehension,
This rap is my redemption.
Your raps are idiotic, I find it kinda cute,
My raps are chaotic, I've assigned you a mute
All of this should constitute,
My adept ability to persecute,
You've wept, now I will execute,
This I know, to be absolute,
And your mums a prostitute.
I hope the depth of my insults wasn't too complex,
Did the breadth of the results create a mental vortex?
I'm a verbal architect,
My lyrical design is of pure intellect,
My rhymes are, satirical and boarder line holy dialect.
So you can be the blame
I don't like getting dirty
Especial with someone with poor aim
You heard me
If I seem hurt
You may turn an eye
Thinking that I'm dirt
Then I spring up and end this with my battle cry
I'm not taking this seriously
I'm just having fun
As you talk continuously
I'm laughing at your gun
This was fun while it lasted
But I love how you reacted
It was great and fantastic
Hopefully we do this again
This time I may come with a vengeance
If I loss this battle of the insane
If I succeed in the battle
I will hold my head high
And cackle like a jackal
In a blink of an eye
I shall skedaddle.
(Ps. This was very fun, thank you for making my day! :3)
1 votes has been placed for this debate.
Vote Placed by Forever23 1 month ago
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Reasons for voting decision: Liked the rap more
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