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Rap Battle

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Started: 3/21/2017 Category: Miscellaneous
Updated: 11 months ago Status: Post Voting Period
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16 Lines - No cussing

First round is acceptance, I will start.

Good Luck, Chump.


Okay, this chump will take you to the dump. Let's do this
Debate Round No. 1



I just wanted you to know I am a master at debating,
Right now I bet you are laying in bed, masturbating.
I've seen your other rap battles, and they're pathetic,
After I'm done with you, you're gonna need a medic.

Since this is first round, I'll take it easy on you,
Then I'll start roasting your @ss like a barbecue.
Another thing you should know is that I'm a visionary,
Also, I that have an outstanding vocabulary.

B*tch when I destroy you, it will be tragic,
You will be so astonished that you will think I am magic.
I spit bars on the daily, and I can't help it.
My rhymes are so fire, they are like a writ.

Habeus Corpus on your b*tch @ss,
Imma smoke you like some Kentucky Bluegrass.
Soon you will see: my rise to fame,
B*tch you better remember my name.


Master at debating? heh heh, what a funny joke!
Everybody has to laugh at what that dummy wrote
Do you have any more stuff to laugh at or a Punny quote?
Or is your brain juiced out? I guess he's done, he's broke...

But I'm not, don't need a medic to be wrting down my debit
Pathetic? Is that how you said it? You think I've gone and fretted?
FORGET IT, Ima blessed kid, now gimee some credit
Cause I rap hard, rap long, and ranked on the website Reddit!

You saw my other battles, and saw my opponents defeat
squonk, AdmiralSlaughter, kikiki are all that I've beat!
(also your mom), and who's on your list, or you just can't compete?
But you can concede, cause I see your trembling at your feet

My feat is outstanding, and you broke the rules, you know,
Cussing in this battle is something like cheating in Uno
But OK djck, I'll kick your fvcking bjtch @ss to Pluto...
Your mom's a true hoe, two bad she gave birth to DawsonBruno.
Debate Round No. 2


Okay JimShady, it's time to turn up the heat,
You might as well quit now and admit defeat,
This is a for sure win for me, barely a fight,
At least I know how to use the word "too" right, -------------) (Check your last line, facepalm)

Everyone loves my rhymes 'cause they're legendary,
I will always be first, and you will be secondary,
When I start to rap, everyone stops to listen,
You better grow up, get a life, and quit your b*tchin.

My lyrics are hypnotic, they put people in a trance,
B*TCH I thought I told you to take your hand out of your pants!
You called me a chump, and I'm not sure why,
My rhymes are so lit, IT'S LIKE THE FOURTH OF JULY!

Let's get one thing straight, my rules don't apply to me,
You might as well leave that closet, and confess your homosexuality.
I know you're gay, but hey I'm not one to judge,
When this rap battle is over, you'll be the one holding a grudge.



Okay, yes, I admit that I misspelled "too", I know
But why you gotta insult such a simple typo?
Is that all that you got on me? your fulfilling my hopes
Of battling a pvssy, call the ambulance on your iPhone.

I don't take prisoners, you get the death sentence...
I'll hang you from my noose no matter your repentance
I want vengeance, I will end this, no Treaty of Ghent, bjtch!
I've vented but still tempted to kill you, and I can't defend it

You've lost over 50% your debates, expect to lose again.
Cause there's no way you can win once I loose my pen
Or type or whatever, I'll fight you whenever, you're few with wins
I got 100% on my record, one more after I neutered him.

You don't respect your own rules, but I stay true though
To my promises, I don't look for a loop hole.
I hate to break it to you, but you're gonna lose, h0e...
No doubting that, after all this mof's name is DawsonBruno
Debate Round No. 3
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Posted by JimShady 6 months ago
He made the rule, he broke the rule, so yeah..
Posted by NDECD1441 6 months ago
This is even later but, what happened to no cussing?
Posted by JimShady 10 months ago
I know it's a late response, but are you blind?
Posted by DawsonBruno 11 months ago
Many of your lines don't even rhyme xD
Posted by JimShady 11 months ago
Don't see how his lines are better considering his rhyme density and references compared to mine. Also he didn't attack me personally on one thing, he just flung meaningless insults like I'm a homo and I'm barbecue. Only thing he really has is "too". On the other hand I attack his debate ratio, past rounds, and him breaking the rules, stuff that is actually true. I just don't see the reason on your vote...
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Vote Placed by paintballvet18 11 months ago
Who won the debate:-Vote Checkmark
Reasons for voting decision: Dawson is funny. But you don't beat god.
Vote Placed by Mharman 11 months ago
Who won the debate:Vote Checkmark-
Reasons for voting decision: I found Dawson's lines to be better.