The Instigator
Beachgirly
Pro (for)
Losing
7 Points
The Contender
BangBang-Coconut
Con (against)
Winning
13 Points

Rap Battle

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Post Voting Period
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after 5 votes the winner is...
BangBang-Coconut
Voting Style: Open Point System: 7 Point
Started: 2/8/2012 Category: Entertainment
Updated: 4 years ago Status: Post Voting Period
Viewed: 2,126 times Debate No: 20977
Debate Rounds (5)
Comments (9)
Votes (5)

 

Beachgirly

Pro

I'm bad at rapping, but I would love someone to challenge me.

Rules
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1.) There are no rules
BangBang-Coconut

Con

= Windsor Knot =
to the tune of Handlebars by the flobots.

I can tie my tie in a windsor knot.
In a windsor knot. In a windsor knot.
I can tie my tie in a windsor knot.
In a windsor knot. In a windsor knot.

Look at me! Look at me! Doing research like it's good to be Alive.
And I'm a good debater, even when my rounds inconvience me.
I can show you how to write a flow, I can show you how to speak much better.
I can take apart your argument, and I can almost extend it better.
I can break the link in an argument, I can tell you why you're irrelevant.
I know all the prongs to Maslow's hierchy, and I'm proud to be libertarian.

Once I met the state champions.
Once I made my case up in round.
And guess how long it took?
I can say anything that I want cuz;

I can keep time without a stop-watch.
Without a Stop-watch.
Without a Stop-watch.

And I can use evidence on my laptop.
On my laptop.
On my laptop.

Look at me, look at me, Just called to say that it's good to do research.
In such a small league. I'm all curled up with some news to read.
I can make logic, make a new argument. I can win a round without being mean.
I can design a plan text 64-weeks till it gets implementeed.
I can make brand new refutations, and I can survive debating conditions.
I know how to run evidence, and I can make you buy my logic.

LD, CX, and Extempers
Me and my friends understand forensics.

Framers' intent to the resolution
I can offer the best solution.

Cuz I can win the round while I'm still at home
While I'm still at home.
While I'm still at home.

And I can split the block debating in Rome.
Debating in Rome
Debating in Rome

[Insturmental Break]

Look at me, Look at me, spreading and I won't stop.
And it feels so good to win rounds a lot.
Debate is global, Forensics secure.
My words are noble, intentions are pure.

I can hand out a million subsidizations, or let them collapse by annihilation.
Have all bills passed with no frustrations, or have them suppressed by declaration.

I can make anybody lose the round, just because I don't like them.
And I arguments with no permission. I have the Fiat under my command.

Cuz I can woo the judge with my new insight.
Judge with new insight
Judge with new insight

And I can hit your reason without a fight.
Without a fight.
Without a fight.

And I can end the round in Nuclear War!
In Nuclear War!
In Nuclear War!
In Nuclear War!
In Nuclear War!
In Nuclear Waaaaaaar!

I can tie my tie in a Windsor Knot.
In a Windsor Knot.
In a Windsor Knot.
I can tie my tie in a Windsor Knot.
In a Windsor Knot.
In a Windsor Knot.
Debate Round No. 1
Beachgirly

Pro

Dude, I can lyrically destroy you
Have you on your knees beggin please
Askin for my forgiveness
Nahh you aint worth my time
You think you your so damn refind?
HAHA! Its hard not to make fun of you
its like givein me the gun and askin me not to shoot
toot toot! Opps better catch ur train bro
Your like a white guy that trys to sport a afro
Haha kinda like Redfoo, your bad rappin got me LMFAO

You wanna test?
Your probably good at math, so solve this E=Mc, your a sqare..
Tare your heart out and feed it to the dogs..
You know da girls just like your mom?

mhh ! Good one.
Im just messin with you for fun.
Just like all my other hoes
I got more then all your toes.
I make it rain with abraham lincons,
ayee you got me thinkin...

You rappin a girl that has more rhyms than you.
Dude, your a noob
New to the game of rappin.
Hoeny you got no girls so you just sit infornt of your computer fappin
I know its true.

I know I seem like im a nerd cuz i know all the meme's
But nahh i got a team
A gang, no i aint a gang bangger
But I will hang you like a sirt, on a hanger.

Haha I know you eat d***s just like them pixie sticks
But ya leaned from your mother
To me your just another.
Another h-o-e..
So? You think your better
I darken the skies just like bad weather.
Catch you up in my hurrican
To me you kinda look like Jhon McCain.
But his white a**
took the fact, that he couldn't rap
So anyways you know what im thinkin
When you rap it sounds like you just back from drinkin,
Your words slured, its kinda a blur,
you know what i heard?
I heard that you aint got no life, its full of strife,
you might as well go under the knife.

So you going up against a 13 year old girl?
Well your lyrics kinda wanna make me hurl, but its ight
when im done ima make u kurl
up into a little on the floor, you will be shakin
And i will be bakin,
in my little easy back oven
Ohh stop the hatin you know u be loven

See i got the swagger
Ohh i got them moves like jagger
Cut you with my dagger

And laugh while your bleadin
And just keep on proceedin
See Im a lil misleadin

I beat you so hard that now your receding
when you were born you parents were dog breadin
Hold up im need in...of...A breath....
Ahh! Your rhyms are like macbeth
They just a curse, yes indeed the worst
Bro you went in head 1st... without looking at who your up against..
Ohh yes i just despenceed these ryhys right outta Dr.Dre's noteboook
I just cooked you,
hOW do you feel ?
Moded perhaps?
Nah i dont nedd snapbacks to make me feel cool
Bro your just a tool.

(Redfoo is from a band called LMFAO)
BangBang-Coconut

Con

Got that Bang! Bang! Coconut.
See me here and you say what.
Verbally, you in a rut.
That's why Imma do it up.

Chicken nugget, apple sauce.
I can't help that I'm so baus.
Forensics is mah coup de gras.
Your record will receive loss.

So let's get d-d-down.
I will finish with the crown.
Don't know how you get around.
In round two, DDO sound.

You speak well, just don't st-st-stutter
I'm so smooth ya'll. Like bu-bu-butter.

Flower power, sweet and sour.
Get it done in half an hour.
Roses are Red. Violets are blue.
That's mah rhyme, whatcha gonna do?
Debate Round No. 2
Beachgirly

Pro

Awe honey! Just face it, you can't rap.
Your such a sap, your lyrics are crap.
Ohh Damn! Someone just got zapped!
You think a baceball cap is a snapback
Your moded.
My gun fully loaded.
I can shoot a target from a mile away.
That's how I keep the bitches at bay.
Bro your rap is just child's play.
NoW this thing is has 5 rounds you think you can last?
Nahh! Cuz you can't think that fast.
Boy I got you here out on blast.

Well Im done.
Im waiting for your come back
Come on and hurry up son.
I dont have all day, time is tickin away.
BangBang-Coconut

Con

Honey, be nice. there's no cause to get rude.
Get her on the bottle, she ain't ready for no food.
You ain't Lil' Kim. I am not Nicki Minaj.
Thinking that you're winning, but it's all just a mirage.

Talking all that smack, like you was something nifty.
Steal yo buzz from Facebook, "like". That ain't even thrifty.
This will take just a minute, I'mma I win it, peel and skin it;
You just broke my fall, I wasn't tagged cuz I've been it.
Debate Round No. 3
Beachgirly

Pro

You must not get that your lyrics are trivial.
I'm a f***in bace hit.
I be bustin rhymes
Will you just sit.
The lyrics I be spillin are like crimes.
Sometimes I just sit at home contemplating how Im gunna beat you next.
Nah! This ain't a test. Im gunna destroy you just like the rest.
People should vote on the best rap.
So you might as well just tap.......Out.
Cuz your down for the count.

I'm just down dang amazing
My rap is hell raising.. Phasing you ,and ohh yes you too!
BangBang-Coconut

Con

Crack, Smack, heart attack. Now I'm gonna bring it back
Slip, Ship, faric rip. Baby let me leave a tip.

All you talk is Crap, Crap.
Why don't you just Rap, Rap.
I'll draw you a Map, Map.
You just need a Nap, Nap.

Turn off MTV, open up a book.
You just might learn something if you just look.
Yo words elementary, talkin like that.
Baby girl needs a nap, get out her map.

Here's my verse, it's a curse. You don't need clarity.
Call the hearse, Just reverse: Yo rap's a parody.

So please, please, can't you be polite
Maybe then we, won't have to fight.
Baby girl, cant you get it right?
Well maybe you just ain't that bright.
Debate Round No. 4
Beachgirly

Pro

Yeah lets just be friends..
Till the end.
Just send..
Me that friend request.
I need a nap?
Homie Im all hopped up on red bull
My swagg meter on full
Wait I'm a little tired. Of you rap
Like I said utter crap!
I'm sorry Im putting you down.
But don't frown!
Cuz this is how the rap game is played
Your out dated.
How you doin grandpa?
HeHe! HaHa!
I'm done.
See if you can defeat me son
BangBang-Coconut

Con

I'm going to assume that this is a flex round since otherwise I would be given one round more than my opponent.

Thanks for the rap battle, it's been lots of fun! I hope you enjoy your time here on DDO.
Debate Round No. 5
9 comments have been posted on this debate. Showing 1 through 9 records.
Posted by Beachgirly 4 years ago
Beachgirly
awe really? :D
Posted by Wallstreetatheist 4 years ago
Wallstreetatheist
Best rap battle
Posted by GeoLaureate8 4 years ago
GeoLaureate8
Wow... lol
Posted by cheesedingo1 4 years ago
cheesedingo1
Hey im pretty good at rapping and would like the opurtunity to challenge you to one if thats ok, Beachgirly.
Posted by Beachgirly 4 years ago
Beachgirly
Ayee get it Amok!!
Posted by BangBang-Coconut 4 years ago
BangBang-Coconut
I'll update asap.
Posted by AMok 4 years ago
AMok
Bustin out a rhyme-all the time- on a dime
You know that AMok kid?- ye he's just fine.
He be spillin and killing, not to mention just chillin like a vilain
At the box office rakin in that cash- he be tillin'
This kid's a beast- not gunna stop for no one
That's a quick taste of me- I'm done.
Posted by Beachgirly 4 years ago
Beachgirly
Ohh my gosh I love how this guy did his own remix on this! I love Flobots!! Anyways I give this guy props !!!
Posted by Beachgirly 4 years ago
Beachgirly
No takers yet? Humm.. Must be scared
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Vote Placed by Wallstreetatheist 4 years ago
Wallstreetatheist
BeachgirlyBangBang-CoconutTied
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Reasons for voting decision: Almost one week after reading this, I can still remember BangBang-Coconuts lyrics in my head. I felt that his rhyme and flow were better. Valiant and prodigious effort from both sides!
Vote Placed by Doulos1202 4 years ago
Doulos1202
BeachgirlyBangBang-CoconutTied
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Reasons for voting decision: Con's rap's ran much more smooth than Pro's. Although conduct was sketchy on both sides Con won.
Vote Placed by PlanetTutTutTurtle 4 years ago
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Reasons for voting decision: Pro better raps, Con better conduct.
Vote Placed by 16kadams 4 years ago
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Reasons for voting decision: I actually think his flowed together better, and rhymed fairly good. Pros raps in the later rounds weren't as good.
Vote Placed by tvellalott 4 years ago
tvellalott
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Reasons for voting decision: BangBang's rhymes weren't as good, but that's saying a lot. I don't know if is just me but I couldn't get most of both flows to sound right in my head... I remember that I liked some of Beachgirlys rhymes... she had some decent word play and a few good slant rhymes.