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enpeper
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ockcatdaddy
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Rap Battle

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Started: 1/9/2013 Category: Arts
Updated: 3 years ago Status: Post Voting Period
Viewed: 756 times Debate No: 29049
Debate Rounds (5)
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enpeper

Pro

Rules:

1. No cussing but you can star it out

2. You can dis people, but dont be too mean

3. Make each verse short

So you think you can rap? Well I think I can too! Do you need my to spell it out for you? Can you challenge me just like I chalenged you? Man it looks like you're tremblin' in your shoes. Do you need my help? If so then just yelp! Cuz it looks like you just ate some bad kelp! What I mean is that you're green with fear! Maybe you need a beer! Wait a minute, do I see a tear?
ockcatdaddy

Con

ya you did see a tear,
but its not from fear,
it just cuz I hear,
your dirt scented bars,
please do us a favor and run into a bunch of moving cars,
cuz you think when you rap you are a like some shooting stars,
but your not cuz your leaving everyone who reads this with scars,

when I'm done with you,
you are gonna wish you had a crew,
to go whine too,
but you don't cuz you smell someone took a poo,
in a smelly shoe,
your a fool cuz you started a rap you can't win,
this backfired and hurt you... like getting kicked in the shin,
you see you happened to pull me in,
but tis I who shall pin,
you to the floor,
all just cuz you can't score,
your worth to me is less than that of a cheap whore,

I turn it over to you,
sir who smells like poo,
who still doesn't have a clue,
oh wait i must stop because your face is turning so blue,
maybe next time you won't screw,
up and start something you can never win!
Debate Round No. 1
enpeper

Pro

Yo, these people, they think they so unbeatable. Walking round like they better than you and looking like they gotta take a poo. Your pants are so low, and ya got that big a$$ fro. Now we'll see who's so tough? Not you! Cuz ur just a bluff! Then you'll be defeated, just like the other ones! Ya that's right, the ones who crossed my path. Man, every single one of them ended in last!

And now there's proof that these people are all phony's, just like Dalton McGuinty ya now that he's so lonely! And you will be too! That's right, feel free to follow in his shoes.
ockcatdaddy

Con

ockcatdaddy forfeited this round.
Debate Round No. 2
enpeper

Pro

You must think your as cool as Eminem. Well there only one Slim Shady and it looks like you're not him. Dressing like him and talking like a gangster. All that it's doing, is making you look dim.

Looks like Oakcatdaddy has a screw loose, considering the fact that he just puked!
ockcatdaddy

Con

yo I may be white,
but I'm still gonna win this fight,
ya you heard right,
I keep it tight,
all day and night,
unlike you I wont choke,
go ahead give this game a poke,
when I rhyme,
my bars are oh so sublime,
I keep it real cuz I always have time,
unlike you when I rap I shine,
I'm gonna make you mine,
betta get back to your curb,
and be in your prime,
we all know about your boyfriend Herb,
now we all know why you smell like a terd,
betta hurry up or ya wont be heard,
now I turn it over to the fool,
who thought it would be cool,
to try and beat me,
now you know you cannot defeat me,
Debate Round No. 3
enpeper

Pro

enpeper forfeited this round.
ockcatdaddy

Con

ockcatdaddy forfeited this round.
Debate Round No. 4
enpeper

Pro

enpeper forfeited this round.
ockcatdaddy

Con

ockcatdaddy forfeited this round.
Debate Round No. 5
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Posted by ockcatdaddy 3 years ago
ockcatdaddy
someone wanna vote on this???
Posted by ockcatdaddy 3 years ago
ockcatdaddy
damn i missed my turn i hate having no access to internet
Posted by malcolmxy 3 years ago
malcolmxy
This is a written poetry battle.

Or, this is a written poetry battle that will be mocking some regional black vernacular.

Rapping requires...ya know...rapping.

Finding someone to DJ tends to be helpful as well...
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