The Instigator
JimShady
Pro (for)
The Contender
cakerman
Con (against)

Rap Tournament: Semifinal (Pajama Boy vs cakerman)

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Voting Style: Open Point System: Select Winner
Started: 9/12/2017 Category: Music
Updated: 4 months ago Status: Debating Period
Viewed: 259 times Debate No: 103942
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JimShady

Pro

Rap Battle Tournament: Semifinal

JimShady (Pajama Boy) v cakerman

First round acceptance. May the best mc win.
Debate Round No. 1
JimShady

Pro

If young metro don't trust you, Imma shoot chu
(treble entrance)

So far you've had a real easy tourney
But you're leaving this bjtch in a gurney
Slow mode poser thinks he's rapping quick?
Mofo joker got me laughing, quit!

yeah, yeah
You think I'm playing, but this aint a game
You think I'm faking, but I'll go insane
I'll find your address, then drive down yo lane
Bullets flying like rain in a hurricane...
You see me pull up, pumped up from cocaine
You scared to look up, gun aimed at o brain...
I see you on knees, screamin please in vain
I give it a squeeze, porch has a red stain

It's yo end day

You got it off easy fighting mc9
Thinking your bars are God? Well they can't beat mine!
I'm JimShady, aka Pajama Boy
My bars fuckin' vibrate like yo momma's toy
cakerman

Con

I see you embrace your queer nature
rhymes coming heavy like a glacier
I put you in the bottom caste like I was your creator
Like Scrooge McDuck I got cubic acres
of cash but I still use manual human labor
you still being here to rap is all because of a favor
I paid to you because I liked your rap flavor
but ever since then you've only gotten stranger

Look here pajama boy
I diss your grandma and rust you up like an iron alloy
you've got an Alabama IQ so you act rough, cowboy
Talk of hurricanes so you think that you're like illinois but more like atlanta
read between the lines if you missed the joke like a phantom
you're an edgy pre-teen who sits during the anthem
and takes the fact that you live in a free country for granted
and who constantly has anger in his heart because his forehead's slanted
first round feeling out so I won't hit you like a planet
these freestyle rhymes always coming hard like granite
why does it seem every time we battle your brain stops working like a PC that met a magnet
you're a trump supporter that believes the devil is hispanic
so cool I'm the iceberg smacking the titanic
you little a$$ kid an upside down cross isn't satanic
before you provoke me further just know I'm Yellowstone volcanic
Debate Round No. 2
JimShady

Pro

you muddafuqa...

I've reached the conclusion that your delusion can't be capped
The fusion of your rap is polluted like some crap.
You start with 4 beat measures but lose if after that
You abuse it sounding flat and have no clue of how to rap!

Half your stuff is mindless and can't be comprehended,
View it again, you'll find it's just a sloppy sentence
Your similes are weak and haven't got me threatened
My bars actually apply enough to literally stomp your head in!
boi
You brag about the freestyle but can't get triple rhymes,
Your bars are so uncreative I just tend to skip whole lines
When I rap, it's like a nuclear missile flies...
When you rap, it's like Teletubby tickle time
I got pistol rhymes
I'm not even phased by your meaningless metaphors,
Just cheap shots that only show you're an attention whore
Can't wait for the votes, I'm betting for a pleasant score...
I'm getting more skills, lost before but that's what redemption's for.
cakerman

Con

I see you wanna play hard it's a shame you can't participate
you've been barred from exploring the dire straits
i'm wanted from state to state
the only trait you possess
is carrying more body weight in excess
then a 20 car freight train
I hit you with the with the lyrical flex
create a blood stain
and hide your body in the Menard's hardware store
in the cement section

You should stick to the little leagues, stop trying to migrate
to the world series by the time you collapse from fatigue it'll be to late to start a blank slate
you'll just be another statistic attributing to the rising crime rate
when you're found beaten like I was Jeffrey Dahmers cell mate
I'll even call over Morgan Freeman to narrate
the DDO speed demon trying to aggravate you while you're at home
when you're still acclimated to playing DOOM clones
whereas day by day I dictate the throne

you should be thankful, in round 1 I threw you a bone
but the machines been lubricated and back in the zone
I'm rated NC 17 and disputed in homes
the only way i'll be celebrated is with a head stone
I rotated the whole DDO rap scene around like a cyclone
you're rapping with desperate rhymes like your minds constipated
in reality you act like a moody teen who had his weed confiscated
and your mother, sister and wife were all impregnated
by the same man that fabricates rhymes in his spare time
it's overstated by me but you're obligated to pay your dues
the last time we were both on stage you got saturated with boos
and got depressed and eliminated your brain cells with some booze
I got alot more to say but f-ck it, what do I have to lose
after I move onto the finals it'll be yet another excuse
and when you get called out you'll go back to being a recluse
when you were smart and hadn't battled in weeks
and while you were hanging out with your gaggle of freaks
I was at your mom's pad busting her cheeks
you're a p-ssy you speaks in whiny noises and squeaks
I went hard but we haven't even reached the peak
Debate Round No. 3
JimShady

Pro

Give me a break, your freestyle is barely above average
You just simply can't sit with the top rap mavericks!
You've reached your prime and can't seem to get past it,
Your raps nothing but placid, so I tend to skip past it

There's a road block that keeps you from being fantastic,
And you can't get past quick, so you'll always be a trash hit.
Your rap is mediocre at best, and shows no emotion
You're just a weakling joker at crest who somehow keeps floatin'
yes
You see, the rhyme density I got is most excellent
And the way they line up seems to be so heaven sent
News flash: "store" and "section" don't go together
By now I'm sure these voters gotta KNOW I'm better.

You know nothing about me or my family
So cut it with those jokes cause they are bland to me
I can tell by your Round 2 that I've got you panicking
By Round 3 the voters will be certain I AM the king.
..................
I'm quality over quantity, you're barf over vomit
I laugh hard when you post, thinking you got it
You're rap makes no sense, mine's crafted with logic
But hey, thanks in advance for the Elo in my pocket!

PJ Boy out.
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Debate Round No. 4
8 comments have been posted on this debate. Showing 1 through 8 records.
Posted by Mharman 3 months ago
Mharman
Jimshady, send a new challenge.

Both of you, just copy-and-paste until you get back to where you were.
Posted by cakerman 4 months ago
cakerman
this is bullsh-t, I'm gonna contact the person that arranged the tourney for a possible re-do.

I submitted my rap hours ago and it says I forfeited
Posted by JimShady 4 months ago
JimShady
dafuq
Posted by JimShady 4 months ago
JimShady
Okay good
Posted by cakerman 4 months ago
cakerman
I hadd all my progression in writing on the site god dammit, I will still deliver though
Posted by JimShady 4 months ago
JimShady
That's happened to me plenty of times... but sometimes I prewrite on paper and so I don't have to start from scratch.
Posted by cakerman 4 months ago
cakerman
I typed up a whole a-s rap and DDO deleted it I'm pissed off
Posted by JimShady 4 months ago
JimShady
hurry!
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