The Instigator
Truth_seeker
Pro (for)
Winning
6 Points
The Contender
apb4y
Con (against)
Losing
3 Points

Rap battle: Truth_Seeker vs. apb4y

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Truth_seeker
Voting Style: Open with Elo Restrictions Point System: 7 Point
Started: 10/24/2014 Category: Music
Updated: 2 years ago Status: Post Voting Period
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Truth_seeker

Pro

No rules and no boundaries.

First Round Acceptance
apb4y

Con

Let's get this shiit ON, muthafukkaaaaaa!
Debate Round No. 1
Truth_seeker

Pro

First, lets get some things straight, take out all your ammunition
That way you won't be able to rap battle me at your deposition

I know my hair makes me a doll, but yours makes you the furball
The one with a puffy claw n' a half priced cotton stuffed at the mall
Lets get to rap, go n' claim i look like a girl, it's not a proven fact
On the other hand, you would know since you are a p*ssy cat

So i did alot of bad things to GCL, tell this audience something they don't know
like how you love to hang with drugs n' hookers when you wastin all that dough (1)

Tell us about how you associate every generic girl with your ex-girlfriend (2)
The only thing to do is to get in a rebound, imagine your ex, just pretend
Cussin' her out, degradin' women, call it "movin on", onto the next friend
Me n' GCL are ascendin' to heaven, ex gave you hell so don't transcend

Talk about when i got maimed by a white dame (3), call me the lame
I would ignite a flame, inflict pain on you if there was a name to shame
No one's ever heard of you, before you blow my brain, get some fame

At least i realize that there is no such thing as romantic chivalry
While you screwed up thinkin' she loved you n' mope in misery
But i got GCL talkin' to me (4) so your guilt trippin is history
If you wanna cope, just Pm the one who's had the real victory

Sources:

1. http://www.debate.org...

2. http://www.debate.org...

3. http://www.debate.org...

4. http://www.debate.org...
apb4y

Con

LOL, Truth_Seeker. Think you're a real man?
You're a bigger fagg0t than fvckin' Gok Wan (1).
You don't look like a girl,
You look like a douche,
And your lyrics are dumber,
Than The Mighty Boosh (2).

Go ahead, call me out on my hookers and blow,
At least I make 'em cum, coz I go nice and slow,
But you don't even know where to find the clit,
And you can't get her wet, you just have to use spit,

You got smacked by a girl? OMG-fvckin-LOL
But I guess you had it coming, you fuckin' a55hole,
If it had been me, I'd have just played it cool,
And got her wetter than a motherfvckin' swimming pool,
I ain't scared of the pusssy, I just own it,
I tell her my name, and she'll moan it,
"APB4Y!
APB4Y!
You're better than Truth_Seeker,
He makes me dry!"

I diss your manhood, dog,
But never your heart,
And that's the big thing,
That sets us apart.
I'd never use your hardships,
To win a rap debate,
Coz that ain't right,
And it makes you a lightweight,
You got no standards, dog,
Now to the back of the queue,
The ladies want me,
Coz I'm a better man than you.

1 - http://en.wikipedia.org...

2 - http://en.wikipedia.org...
Debate Round No. 2
Truth_seeker

Pro

You diss my manhood cuz your raps are superficial, critical i'm killin' you lyrical
I'm a serial murderer who eats you like cereal, hysterical cuz i'm quizzical
Your girl dissed you cuz you made her infertile, you are a pedophile
The way you carry yourself in your carnality n' your sinful lifestyle

I diss your heart cuz i want to get a message through it, so open up your ears
Release all your fears, dry all your tears, go head n' grab a couple of bears
Usin' your own hardships cuz this is battle rap, slaughterin' you in the aftermath
If you don't like it, don't attack, let me just scrap n' break ya back, unleash my wrath

I'm a dog with no standards just as you are a cat without the answers
To everything that a rapper puts you on a leash with when he slanders
You so sensual, talking about your sexual fantasies, thinkin you got 9 lives
How are you a better man when you believe in sex with family n' many wives? (1)

Son, you ain't a better man, a real man sticks with one woman than satisfy his lusts
This lil cat just a little boy who jacks off to carnal bodies as he goes fast then busts
You are a womanizer, a magnet attracting the wrong kinds of girls, so toxic
You are so erotic but without the love, there's no logic in your feline locket

A real man takes responsibility for his girlfriend's wants n' needs
I fail to see how you hold any accountability with these evil deeds
Go hollar at the ladies, drive that mercedes, but hold these creeds

If they want you, they want your money too, don't deny it cuz it's true
Stick to you like glue then they are through with you n' start brand new
That explains precisely why your egoistical ex left you dead n' blue

1. http://www.debate.org...
apb4y

Con

Fvck you, Lie_Teller,
You're a little shiit,
I respected you, dog,
But now don't, one bit.
If I knew where you lived,
I'd forfeit the round,
So I could put yo' punk a55,
Six feet undergound,
You pissed me off,
Now you'll feel my rage,
I'll grab you by the face, stab you,
And lock you in a cage,
You had your chance, but you mouthed off and lost,
And now you gonna face my lyrical Holocaust,
Hitler got nothin', I'm the Devil Incarnate,
And you painted yourself as my motherfuckin' target,
Call me a paedophile?
Give you a Glasgow smile [1],
Then I'll strip you naked and go,
SLASH
SLASH
SLASH
Cut yo' balls off with my knife, grab a bat, and go,
BASH
BASH
BASH
You'll never walk again,
Motherfvcker, you be laughin' then?
You'll be eatin' through a straw,
Won't be rappin' anymore,
You'll be in agony, up half the night,
Until I come in, and cut you up left and right.

*SCREEECH!*

*Apb4y's Conscience bursts in the door*

Conscience: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Dude, just calm the fvck down!

Apb4y: Fvck off, I'm not letting this cracker diss me!

Conscience: You don't have to fvckin' kill him though!

Apb4y: I'm not gonna fvckin' kill him! Well, not yet.

Conscience: Don't torture him either. Do you wanna go to fvckin' prison again?

Apb4y: Um... no, I guess not...

Conscience: Then calm down. This motherfvcker ain't worth throwin' your life away for.

Apb4y:

I'm joking, I won't cut you,
You ain't worth the time,
Motherfvcker, you know nothing,
You can't even rhyme,
You're just whining like a girl,
Coz yours ain't bigger than mine,
I'm a giant down below,
And I can fvck for hours,
You're just a little man,
And you can't match my powers.

Hot Girl:

APB4Y!
APB4Y!
You're better than Truth_Seeker,
He makes me dry!
APB4Y!
APB4Y!
You're better than Truth_Seeker,
He makes me dry!

Apb4y:

That's right, I'm the best,
There's no contest,
You can diss me all you like,
But your manhood is a jest,
I'm so fvckin' potent,
That when I cum,
Even if she on the pill,
She's gonna be a mum,
Girls like me so much,
That they let me have the bum,
And I fvck 'em all night,
Until they go numb
But I ain't selfish,
I lick her pusssy too,
The way it makes her squirm,
It's my favourite thing to do.
My ex could have had it,
But she has a bad habit,
Of sleeping around,
Instead of using her rabbit [2],
It's not my fault that I wasn't there,
I was overseas, becomin' a millionaire,
And now she ain't never gonna get that,
She had to go an' diss that,
And I ain't gonna take that,
Ladies, I have standards,
You better not forget,
If you cheat on me, I'll leave you,
And you will have regret.

Hot Girl:

APB4Y!
APB4Y!
You're better than Truth_Seeker,
He makes me dry!
APB4Y!
APB4Y!
You're better than Truth_Seeker,
He makes me dry!

Apb4y:

Lie_Teller, you're pathetic,
You never gonna win,
Take ya lyrics for next round,
And chuck 'em in the bin,
You can't match me,
So lose the stupid grin,
When I'm back for Round 4,
Your head is gonna spin.

1 - http://en.wikipedia.org...

2 - http://en.wikipedia.org...
Debate Round No. 3
Truth_seeker

Pro

well apb4y couldn't be wrong, i mean cats and dogs never get along
Like the time that puppy stole your song, had you crapped in your thong

I'm the underdog makin' this groundhog lick the ground off
Homie go rant on a blog n' sob, after that then go jack off
I feel entitled to use the same rhyme on the same line
Step up to me, get blown away by an explosive land mine

Is this how you respond to my raps? With violence?
Is it because you lack talent to lyrically play violins?
This battle was renamed to Apb4y vs. his conscience
He's as angry as this Nazi German (1) with his nonsense
We'd hear sirens if he admitted he's psycho n' honest
Holocaust? You completely took that word out of context

The cadence i'm spittin' is pure phonics, radiance bursts like plate tectonics
ya fragrance just made patients lose patience spontaneous 8 avionics

Apb4y what's wrong dawg? Must you resort to these profanities?
To express violence n' praise yourself to hide these insecurities?
That's precisely why we have charities and financial securities
Spend your money wisely on rappin' manuals not on obscenities

If you are a murderer, why aren't you killing people as we speak?
Only a fool would ramble about death, but those are for the weak
Ladies, i'll have you know that this cat loves to see you topless (2)
A greedy glutton as he stains his lawsuit leaving you all jobless

He always bangs girls who's been violated by another man's penis
He's ridin' dirty because this whack cat hates water and cleanness
He thought he had the skills that kills to have a clever fling
Ladies know that he wasn't serious, he regrets every thing (3)

1. https://www.youtube.com...

2. http://www.debate.org...

3. http://www.debate.org...
apb4y

Con

Apb4y:

A puppy stole my song?
Get your head outta the bong!
Your lyrics don't make sense,
And they just sound wrong.
You're no underdog,
You're just a biitch,
And if you were in prison,
You'd become a snitch,
Whoops,
I mean vice-versa,
Don't ever do time
Or your cellmate'll hurt ya,
You'd have HIV by the end of the week,
Coz all the fellas know that you do it Greek,
Your shiitty lyrics ain't gonna save ya now,
So grit your teeth and hold on, while you get plowed,

Conscience:

Apb, do you always have to talk about rape?
Your lyrics are fine, but your morals are out of shape,
Just shut up and get down,
Destroy this fvckin' clown,
You ain't gonna win,
Until you steal the crown.

Apb4y:

Shut up, I'm already king,
And Lie_Teller, you don't know anything,
You made this debate just to diss,
But yo' lyrics ain't worth a piss,
You try, but you just can't touch this,
Over to my groupie, tell him, Miss.

Hot Girl:

APB4Y!
APB4Y!
You're better than Truth_Seeker,
He makes me dry!
APB4Y!
APB4Y!
You're better than Truth_Seeker,
He makes me dry!

Apb4y:

Now I'm sorry that I had to flip out on you,
I just hate that you diss the shiit I been through,
I bet you just jealous, coz you never had it true,
You never known love, you just wanna screw,
Is that it, the reason that you hide behind rap?
You can't get a girl, because you're a sap,
You go home disappointed, and FAP FAP FAP, FAP!
And jizz on yo mama's jersey, which was in your lap.

The reason I ain't killin': coz I'm tryin' to be good,
If I wanna make it big, I gotta leave the hood,
And I don't need to bother with a twat like you,
You have fewer good ideas than Doctor Who,
Steven Moffat's gotta go, that show's turned to shiit,
Makin' good TV is like fingering a clit,
You gotta take it nice and slow,
And build up the tension,
Until she fvckin' blows,
Now hail my ascension,
I'm a sex master,
Lie_Teller,
Is a sex disaster,
You're a phony,
Tryin' to be Eminem,
You're gonna lose, motherfvcker,
Will you be laughin' then?
You're a poser,
Your life is over,
You speak worse than Yoda,
You're dumber than Grover,
Your good thoughts are rarer
Than a four-leaf clover,
I pwned you, biitch,
Now bend over.
Debate Round No. 4
15 comments have been posted on this debate. Showing 1 through 10 records.
Posted by zmikecuber 2 years ago
zmikecuber
this looks interesting. maybe i'll vote when I have some time to read it all.
Posted by RevNge 2 years ago
RevNge
@SKS: apb4y's "make me dry" made me laugh, I'll admit it. The first time. After he kept using it like ten times, it got boring.
Posted by ShadowKingStudios 2 years ago
ShadowKingStudios
I only do rap battles with bar/line restrictions. 30 lines or an even number below. Amend the debate with a line restriction or go away.
Posted by apb4y 2 years ago
apb4y
ShadowKingStudios,

I'm challenging you too.

http://www.debate.org...

Unless you wanna just put that smartass mouth around my dick and save us both some time.
Posted by apb4y 2 years ago
apb4y
I've issued Lie_Teller a new challenge, where he can't use the ELO system to cheat. Let's see if he has the balls to accept it.

http://www.debate.org...
Posted by ShadowKingStudios 2 years ago
ShadowKingStudios
Well, moral victory don't count here so, well, you still lose.
Posted by apb4y 2 years ago
apb4y
ELO restrictions are for pusssies. A rap should sink or swim based on whether it entertained people, not based on the opinions of some up-themselves motherfvckers who are butthurt at being schooled by an amateur.

Lie_Teller rigged the debate, so I win the moral victory by default. Suck it, biitches!
Posted by ShadowKingStudios 2 years ago
ShadowKingStudios
Elo Restrictions. If a member doesn't have over the number subscribed by the Instigator they can't vote. You should count it a blessing it is in place or else the score might be 16-3. Rap Battles should be moved to Judge-based though.

Apart from the last line, every line Spaceking wrote can be easily flowed with coherency. Next time Apb4y you should test out your accusation before spewing the fallacy.
Posted by apb4y 2 years ago
apb4y
9spaceking,

Are you kidding me? If you rapped that out loud, most people would be unable to pick up more than one or two words. Points lost for incoherency.

Also, why aren't more people voting on this? It's stupid that a debate can be decided by one or two votes.
Posted by 9spaceking 2 years ago
9spaceking
no no no apb4y, you must have inspiration to beat the others. All of my greatest rap winnings are from "eureka moments".
Here's 4 lines that could have destroyed your entire battle (made by yours truly):
Quality over quantity, your lines are like Zeroes against my infinity
You got no masculinity, a poor weak girl compared to my divinity
Mad scarred hound, play dead, for all I care I don't give a crap to your dignity
You're just an med.* who's inflicted with his own viruses, can't research serenity

*med.=medical
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Vote Placed by ShadowKingStudios 2 years ago
ShadowKingStudios
Truth_seekerapb4yTied
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Reasons for voting decision: I have no idea what the fhuck Con was attempting. I once thought ESocialBookworm had weak raps but compared to Con's--her rhymes are now Walt Whitman-esque compared to Con's Wow Wow Wubbzy-ish linguistics. That said, Con compared to Pro is, like DSJPK5 said, "dope" but in the since of some illegal, mind-fhucking, hallucinogenic shitt you should avoid inhaling. Con sucked! Read the last section of his R2 rap for a prime example of lyrics any Nickelodeon teen could've penned more "gangsta". Pro slaughtered Con so many times even the power of Jesus can't resurrect that fool from damnation. Pro had way more clever lyrical hits. But what nailed Con to the cross, was the Angry German Kid simile--because that's exactly what I got from his raps--imbecilic rants in a foreign language that was NOT lyrically eloquent. MCA, MRS, S&G for Pro. And for Con, well, have ESB tutor you because even she could kill you with just 1 verse to your 3.
Vote Placed by dsjpk5 2 years ago
dsjpk5
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Reasons for voting decision: Con's rap was straight dope