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Rap battle:Truth_seeker vs. Danielle

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Started: 8/19/2014 Category: Music
Updated: 2 years ago Status: Post Voting Period
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sitting on that chair blondie we can see that you're not tough
I came here to battle rap, not look at the 90s version of Hilary Duff
you look like bubbles from that show, you're a perfect Powerpuff
all you do is sit there and look pretty, you cotton candy fluff

I said, I came here to fight, not stare at Lady Gaga
disguised as a mystical and myhtical Naga
Looking at them breasts, we all know they made of plastic
But you remind me of that barbie song "my boobs are fantastic "
I sure hope you don't do a video rap, don't wanna know that mouth elastic
sweetie we both know you can't hurt me, cuz you're sweeter than Baby Ruth
you need to polish that plastic face some more, missed a spot and that's Truth

The only time you know about "bars" is when your with porn stars!
You live the fast life with fast cars n' smokin' dope gettin' high as mars!
What's crackin' Danielle? You used to do this all the time you got fired?
Or did you get so old that you cracked down n' just quit n' retired?
I ain't intimidated by you and your advanced techniques
You only got a streak cuz all you fought was weaklings
We got the crowd waitin' on you so your going to prove your not one of em cowards?
In this rap battle, i'm a wicked power crashin' you over like the twin towers!

You can bring in hell, but i'm the one who raised you in it
I can break a holy writ to have you slit so you'll commit
So submit to my will as in this battle, your gettin' lyrically raped
N' we got the crowd waitin' on you, you want to get video-taped?

Yo 'figure is so huge, to cover your nakedness, you need a quilt
You certainly have no guilt being a hard-working full-time milf
I swear, if you were the next generic version of Barbie
Then I'm the leader of the next world wide army
After I'm done breaking that soft heart and causing a fracture
you're going to need to find yourself a better manufacturer


You might as well forfeit cause to diss me requires
Something inspired by more than talking Lizzie McGuire
See I'll burn you hotter than fires from electrical wires
Cause your skills are as fictional as Biblical principles, liar!

Now I'm tired-- your rhymes, they put me to sleep
Your lyrics are so shallow they make kiddie pools look deep
But you try to come off like you're oh so enlightened
Bet you couldn't go to school cause it made the other kids frightened

So you make fun of MY looks and hope that irks me but it doesn't
That's brave coming from someone who looks like Charles Manson's cousin
You look like a less handsome Hanson in gothic fashion
Your rap's such a turn off it could even strip Christ of all Passion

And right, my figure's huge - sure if you say so
But you stare at my boobs and wish they would move like Winnebagos
We know you still want me on top of your face like a halo
But dude I'd be more attracted to a sack of potatoes

So do yourself a favor and spare yourself from the shame
Of Rounds 2, 3, 4 and 5 where I'll embarrass you again
You know it - my ethereal lyrical skills are so spiritual
Start your serial prayer now fool because you need a miracle
Debate Round No. 1


Wow! you really think that was dope?! Pfft you a joke!
Off the top of my dom, i spit the sickest stuff i ever wrote!
If i had a dollar for every time you started with that, i'd be broke!

I'm flexin' in these clothes, you'll want to take me to the bed just watch!
My n*gga Shadow! I'm about to discover scientific evidence for Sasquatch!
If you climbed on my face, the bed'll break at the weight of an ogre
You'll only hold me down, can't bear the weight of the world on my shoulder
Yo, i swear, every time a n*gga tried to go deep in, they drowned
That's why you when it comes to relationships, you just take a rebound
Cuz you scare every human being, their organs just cannot be found

But in all seriousness, the 1st verse is ABAB *yawn* that's so borin'
In real life, i'm soarin' roarin' like a lion, i'm tourin', roamin' as i'm explorin'
Cuz i'm the king of the streets, of rap, of the city, and of the 8th mile, i'm just too wild
so bend down under my leash, we move back n' forth, this isn't free, this is doggiestyle
Funny how you talk about you being on top of me, you have fantasies of my long hair
You be masturbatin' but online you hatin', talkin bout "he's so fair like my very night-mare!"
Cuz you love the texture of men with long hair, so you all over about hair-products
My dear madam, we know that your gonna need 56 different kinds of civil conducts

On your profile, it says that you of all people support secular humanism!
Haha i laugh at insults of the Bible, cuz you have the same biased idealism!
I close my eyes and predict that you have a strap-on and it's really stiff
Your really a lesbian who is insecure, modelin' herself after Taylor Swift
Don't take this personally, cuz me and your people are technically gangbangin'
Diss me n' i'ma be slammin' crashin' rammin' draggin' you tho my pants saggin'
All your female friends think that this virgin (me) is dominatin', total smashin'
So salute me like you would respectfully do your master or face eternal disaster faster
Right now, i don't need a blaster, cuz i'm the pastor runnin' you over like a tractor

Lady says she's which one? the right one? Girl, there's 98 of em!
Like a paintball gun, you get stunned, shunned like a nun, cuz you just have fun!
I resemble Charles Manson's cousin, you know why? Cuz i straight up murder!
I'm hysterical, bring your mother in, hurt her then gobble up the sheep herder!

I wipe you like the scum off my feet, call that sanctification
Then kill you in this battle, lay hands, bring you back, restoration
Like a pack of wolves attackin' a sickly, old, n' crippled elk!
So shall you fall over and know how Lucifer's defeat felt!


Is that all you can do? Diss my looks though they're average?
Dude when your mom saw you she wished she had a miscarriage
You're just jealous of me because you've never had coitus
A destitute prostitute would pay YOU to avoid it

Nobody wants you, not even your "lord and savior"
The only way you'll ever get laid by a girl is to rape her
We could pretend that you're good but no one would believe us
Everyone knows you suck - It's no wonder that you need Jesus

An imaginary friend, so that you feel less lonely
Though you'd think a god could help you to not look and dress so homely
But enough about looks - that's amateur, below me
You WISH I had a strap-on on because you wanna blow me

The abstinence arrogance it astounds me
You're full of sh!t just like your flatulence that surrounds me
Wafting through the air - maybe it's the holy spirit
Now I'm speaking in tongues and all the girls wanna feel it

You rap so abysmal I am fearless - You need a disappearance
Plus my wit, tits and charisma give me a hell of an appearance
What do you think that you have that I don't?
Besides a personality disorder and maybe a trench coat

And are you really full of love? Or a Colombine in the making?
You say that you're a Christian but I can't tell if you are faking
You've got no talent - I've had it, you're no challenge
You should try to make it a habit to draw from your emotional damage

And maybe try coming up with something more original
Your rotten monotony has gotten predictably pitiful
You choke with no jokes - only focus on my genetics
Which makes you just a lonely, pathetic loser heretic

A hypocrite who contradicts the law of love - a lot of it
And slit your wrists because you're just a closet kid
A closet case, a mental case so here's a basket
Oh sorry Morticia Addams - did you prefer a casket?

Debate Round No. 2


Yo this chick says she prefers coffee dates, but now it just turned into several date rapes
Your name should be changed to baby cakes, cuz you doll among all fakes with dirty slates
You got wit, t!ts and charisma of all ladies, pfft when was that? back in the 80's?
Your outdated at that time, makin' babies, you so old, you haven't had a shot for rabies

yo, let me tell ya somethin, how does Danielle go, how does she flow?
when she strips on that pole, my n*ggas throw money on that h*e
She number 1 on the Guinness world records cuz shawty drops it to the flo'
See i saw her last night on Google hangouts, she knows how to twerk
A hard-working lady in a thong with listerine cuz that's how she "puts in work"
She has the fattest behind, a new species, cuz she's officially she-hulk
Cuz after all those disses, she went green, cried, got mad, n' she sulk
Your so huge, they had to make a size 8,000 just for you
Don't believe? PM me cuz i got the medical records for review

We got n*ggas all the way from Iraq who came to fap as you make that clap
So while i flap my trap as i rap, you keep talking that crap as you came to tap
Nah i ain't jealous you got coitus, after all, your man can't even see his own penis
I have self-control unlike you who screwed so hard that you evolved the mammal genus
But your right, nuff about the appearance jokes, lets get down to business ma mistress
Of all the malevolent thoughts, i'm so villainous as i'm plottin' your demise, i'm sinistrous

Enough with superficial bickerin' lets get to administerin' as i'm ministerin'
lets make this interestin' as i'm redistrictin' your flings as your diminishin'
You wouldn't know anythin' about a personality disorder, but it takes one to know one
If you educated, answer this one riddle, how many is three in one: father, spirit, son?

The only reason i'm need of a savior is otherwise i'd commit natural treason
In the right season, i would be so insane destroyin' you to the extremes with no reason
If i didn't have the love of Christ, i'd be puttin' you on pikes with no concept of rights
It's somethin' that your psychological pathological "psychotic" mindset cannot comprehend
Neva disproved the existence of a divine love or the divine itself although it's nice to pretend
You haven't advanced enough to remove the ability to self-destruct the falsehoods of human construct

Who made you the psychologist? you got your credentials? cuz those are the essentials
You spewin' forth ignorance, this amateur spittin' about what she don't got: potentials
I got divine foreknowledge flowin' through my mental capacity to cause so much audacity
You have the voracity to attack me little did you know on nature, you commit a logical fallacy

How you gonna call me out for being fake? How can light collide with darkness?
I'm askin' you so many ancient parabolic questions, turn to reflections to this hotness
How you gon' call me a hypocrite when you ain't from Harlem New York, you ain't real
With so much zeal, it's pain, weakness i can't feel, but you get hit with steel as i crush Satan's heel

You claim you a metaphysical rationalist, a secular humanist, but i'm a lyrical empiricist
A mental physicist, God is my witness into this dissonance that you call a diss, i'm a pacifist
But emotionally, you get hit quick with these fists as i am an optimist but half a pessimist
Unlike you, i ain't neva worshiped the words of an existentialist, neva blowed an idealist
Claimin' you a philosopher, but ironically, you just another traditionalist, a straight imperialist
Like a spiritualist, i go beyond the human limits into real metaphysics like an instrumentalist
Like a mentalist, i study the human mind with no ideals, just pure skills for being a survivalist

Since when have you ever came to logical conclusions on your own n' start plottin'?
Rather than stuffin' that knowledge in your head which demonstrates your brain is rottin'

Tattoo this on your large-chest "God is not dead"
an ignorant hag like you still needs to be breast-fed
Think prophets can't pray and make the sun turn blood-red?
Your mistaken if your limits can eliminate an apocalyptic death-bed


Danielle forfeited this round.
Debate Round No. 3


Danielle forfeited this round, so now she's taking a great fall
Why? she had to pay 12 cents in a booth to answer a booty call
Ya right, the only way to hit that is to rape a girl and your the victim
So take it in barbie! I'm lyrically beatin' you too, need to get it out my system

Your location is not the local downtown train-station
Your location is not at the world's health organization
Your location is in a place of hell, eternal damnation
Soon as this round passes, onto the next generation

You say your pro-labor, i don't see no wager!
How the heck you read when you got no major!
Yo, for real, you should film this battle on your very own wedding
When you get on that bed, your man'll get scared and wet the bedding
Then ya'll can just do it, but i'm like aids, i'm a disease rapidly spreading

Forget the ring, you need to put a band-aid on that finger
Screw rapping, you should fix your hair up to be a pop-singer
messin' with me but karma hit ya back even though your a swinger (1)



Danielle forfeited this round.
Debate Round No. 4


I'm about to get very disrespectful in this battle!
And you ain't gonna do crap bout it, you fat cattle!

This blondie doesn't belong in rap, i slapped her with fried chicken
I cried "b----! Make me another sandwich, get back in the kitchen!"
If I slapped you, you'd submit, I get all up in your face!
Letting one of DDO's youngins diss you, your a disgrace!

Sike, really Danielle, I don't discriminate against women
I'm just killing you in this fight, leave the floor with crimson
You take pride being a woman, cuz you intelligent, you got the looks n got a clit
Facin my superior intellect, lyrics, n style, you might as well be sucking my d#$%!
Everyday, this girl makes her large boobies jiggle, she's always bragging
She committed purgery to pay for surgery, 50 years later, they be sagging

You claim that you spit, but Danielle should really swallow
She sucks so bad that she has no choice but to just gargle
Cuz right now, I'm the sadist, the criminal narcissist you haven't seen for weeks
As of now you're getting raped lyrically from all sides so spread them cheeks
Dang right I'm nasty vicious, I do what I must to teach you a lesson
As of right now, your praying for a miracle from heaven, a blessing

You will lose since you forfeited round after round
Time to send this white witch back to ghost town
As of right now, I'm totally destroying your reputation
what are you doing in defense? Are you on a vacation?

I'm taking you back to purgatory, that made up story
Then I'm putting you in hell, where your death is gory
You claim that the Scriptures can bend, even my own friend
If it's not divine, I dare you to disprove it all and end it then!
Until then, ima be preaching, screaming my lungs out!
Dying for a cause is something that you are not about!

I believe in what I can't see, a metaphysical reality
Your hypocritical for disbelieving, but cling to morality!
Your not knowledgeable, your not infallible, and not malleable
Your irrational for teaching that there's no such thing as absolute
I worship a God I can't see, you worship a God who is not a mystery
Vanity, insanity, moral profanity, they're all rooted in your history

I got fire in my veins, pullin' up the deadly reign, unleashing the pains
I'm takin' apart these illogical arguments in these lyrical flames
I'm the warrior who's been unleashed since the beginning of time!
Murda everything in sight, there will be no consequences, no crime!

You have any idea who i really am? what i could really do? I'ma take this opportunity!
to turn brother against brother, start a flame war, to destroy this whole DDO community!
Lyrically i'm going on a killing spree, but spiritually, you cannot condemn me, this is immunity!
What are you going to do to me? A Christian who is bringing an army like Constantine!
True religion fiend with the blue war jeans n' makin you suffer from this quantum beam!

Spittin' lyrical carnage, a barrage of punches, breakin' cartilage like in the city of Carthage!
Tossin' this piece of garbage out, breakin her courage, makin' her to take another pilgrimage!
to her fallen village where she was famished since the day she was born, tarnished n' vanished!
Next time you battle me, i won't care if i'm the main target, i will slaughter every one in your army!


Danielle forfeited this round.
Debate Round No. 5
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Posted by moneystacker 2 years ago
the bible isn't fictional to me so had to vote down also overall other guy did better so yea voted for the guy.
Posted by Truth_seeker 2 years ago
Honestly i was kinda sweating it, whew i'm glad she didn't respond LOL! whew thank you Jesus LOL!
Posted by Truth_seeker 2 years ago
Maybe we'll do a rematch
Posted by Truth_seeker 2 years ago
From reading Danielle's raps, i honestly consider her to be one of the best DDO's rappers. Really entertaining reads, but it's a shame that she couldn't keep up with it because of her upcoming wedding.
Posted by ShadowKingStudios 2 years ago
Haha. Yeah like I rapped you were (and now have) won by a technicality. But even those count as valid. And it wasn't a huge lead either. Liken it to boxing, remember the Tyson/Douglas fight? Imagine you're Tyson, she's Douglas. During that fight, people saw Buster hurting Mike but still saw Mike putting up a great fight. The only alternative reality is Mike (you) won because Buster (her) failed to answer the bell at the next round. Hell, I'd rather battle Michelle again and lose than battle Danielle and lose. A guy can't recover rap creds due to a loss by a woman. And to a white girl at that! Nigga you got blessed!!!
Posted by Truth_seeker 2 years ago
ShadowKingStudios, mishapqueen, debateability, JasperFrancisShickadance, and some other people i can't remember

I'll admit she had a really hard burn last line:

"A closet case, a mental case so here's a basket
Oh sorry Morticia Addams - did you prefer a casket?"

Honestly, if she kept it up, she probably could have beaten me lol.
Posted by UchihaMadara 2 years ago
who are the judges for this debate?
Posted by Danielle 2 years ago
Haha Shadow. I did forget about this debate. And I will be busy throughout the weekend with wedding stuff (it's my engagement party weekend) so I won't be giving this a whole lot of time or effort. Thanks for the kudos though, people.
Posted by Truth_seeker 2 years ago
ahaha! screw Mikal and his crew, this is judge-based, so they can't get on me. Don't worry, i'ma just keep firing shots at her.
Posted by ShadowKingStudios 2 years ago
Okay. Either she's cooking up one hell of a onslaught of lyrics or she forgot about this debate. She's taking forever to post. You do know she has, like that weasel Mikal, a loyal bunch of conspirators who will vote in favor of her even if she post "I killed you" each round, right? You better have the Holy Spirit on your side, boy!
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Reasons for voting decision: Con was slaughtering you Pro until the FF came, they're akin to her going completely silent when the mic is passed to her. One is forgivable, two also if the others were pure fire, but three is insurmountable because she failed to respond back to direct disses from Pro. "Why? she had to pay 12 cents in a booth to answer a booty call" This is a great flip against a FF & puts her in the hot seat. "You take pride being a woman, cuz you intelligent, you got the looks n got a clit / Facin my superior intellect, lyrics, n style, you might as well be sucking my d#$%!" This is a battle hit & she needed to answer it because the tide had turned to Pro's favor. She had crispier disses but like a Tight End running for an easy touchdown with no one on her tail, she dropped the ball at the 3 yard line. Plain & simple, she lost the game. FYI, "Reliable Sources" points should not be given, the definition of "swinger" is pretty much common knowledge to everyone over 15.
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Reasons for voting decision: will vote later.
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Reasons for voting decision: Great battle! That is, until Con forfeited. Too bad. I thought she was doing pretty good. But about the beginning, there was a fine amount of bars and almost equal disses. You two were a good match.