Rap battle (clean)
Keep it clean
Dis me however you feel
Have fun with it
When you see my poetry,
When you feel it jump out from this page,
When you feel the 'you' in 'me',
When you empathize with my rage,
Only then will you begin,
To come close to the level of this beast,
You're a gazelle, I'm a lion,
I spit at you like it's a feast.
you stand no chance,
but you can try,
You're like a cancer patient,
Bound to die,
Are there tears forming at your eye?
Poor little baby, please don't cry.
I rule the roost,
All chicks are mine,
You're bound to lose,
Just wasting time,
Until my life story,
Has another victory,
And you're just another reason,
Why I worry,
For the human race's IQ,
There's tons of fools, just like you,
Think they're clever,
Think they know,
Tons of thing,
But it's just for show.
I thank Pro for setting up this rap battle.
In cold hatred, I feel my fiery soul pinned:
Jlara tells me, lose I must;
But who is he to decide what is just?
Jlara’s loss will force him, a sigh, to heave,
In sheer pain at my rhythmic raps
So swift it’s like I’m on annihilation laps.
But he’s the one who lacks in ferocity and zeal,
Crippled and humbled, he begs for his next meal;
And my fiery might, he shall feel.
So fast he’s dead before he gets the fax!
As he begs, death’ll be his tax;
‘til, to close his account, he’ll plead to airmax!
That apply only to him and other fools.
When he bows, I’ll make him work like other slave-mules,
Then he’ll ask for death at my hand’s torture-tools.
The hyenas and I of you shall have a feast,
‘Cause you begin foolish, depressing memes
And then you shall fall, you and your dumb team.
The moment you hear my raps your eyes will tear
For in the eyes of mine you are a mere
Young and fearful lion cub who’s scared of their peer.
Waving my head in pity at a cub so precocious,
‘Cause you’ve met me, the great lion, so ferocious –
I thank you for boosting my Elo, which is precious.
That I am greater in night and day
Pro must fall at my feet and pray
Or my anger will turn his face pale and gray.
My opponent's rhymes were whack.
His skills did lack.
I hope he checks his opening formatting before he comes back.
He will now learn his lesson after I left him to dry on a rack.
Another victory that was easier than a smack.
My pet rock has more skills than this tack.
It lives in a shack yet it rhymes more than this piece of flak.
(Don't need a lot of rhymes just enough)
I thank Pro for their raps.
In all gracefullness I shall note,
That Pro's rap was too short to quote;
Foolishly non-rhythmic raps he wrote
He shall face my cold storm and put on a thick coat.
He accused me of having no rhyme
His raps are but foolish mime
I shall destroy him as does time
He shall be crushed and turned to chalk-pale lime.
In fear, in pain, he has turned white
He's confusing left with right,
Crumbling in the force of my might
Shutting his eyes in the blindin' light.
He says you don't need rhymes - just enough
The guy who's mute but acts all gruff,
You needn't act strong; you need to be tough
Or in my wrath your body'll be in cuffs.
This guy will never come back
For in power and courage he does lack,
His skull and bones, my force shall crack
Jlara'll be crushed in the train track ...
Then he'll be crippled and never call me a "piece of flak" -
'Coz his stupid raps are small - mouthful bites that'll make my lips smack.
It is official and a fact,
That what Pro lacks in raps he lacks in fact;
He'll crumble beneath the power of my axe,
Till his life he'll pay as tax.
His raps are short 'coz he is dumb,
After this ends, he'll be rendered numb -
Death will ask him to hell to come
And he'll crumble, shorter than my thumb.
What will I gain
from crippling his already stupid brain?
I'll throw him 'cross his lane
'Coz he's so dumb he spells "fan" as "fane".
He's gonna fall to my lion's mane.
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