Rap battle, come at me bro
Debate Rounds (4)
Against an illiterate fool
I said first round acceptance,
Why you be acting like a tool?
You might wanna check your rhymes
Cuz they ain't spinning any dimes
You spend money on your time
I didn't come here to hear you whine
What was that bout my girl?
I had trouble hearing
Your voice was more like a hurl
Over your momma screaming
Yeah my girl likes to blow
Yours said you do too
Said you're cheating on her sex
To get your one in two
When I'm done with you, you'll need more than a bandage.
My tongue is like a gun, it's time to let a slugs spray,
You been a fagg, you was always gay,
You grab ball, no mitt,
This like trying to make a poodle fight a pit,
This a dog fight, but every punk make a dog bite
I'm like high beams your a fog light,
You can't shine, cause your rhymes just ALRIGHT,
I never have an off- night,
This is a second round K-O
You soft like Play-Doh,
I stay with toasters like an eggo,
Don't disrespect a grown man
Cause ill cut your arm off, and then smack you with your own hand,
Make you blow up like trying to microwave a canned good,
Me and your girl has intercourse often,
I pick her up and get my nut sucked, forget talking,
I always wear jewels, I always shine.
I'm not a feminist, I get more women than Ellen Degeneres
But this dick comes with benefits,
I came on your girls lips,
Then sent her home, you was kissing the whore lips,
You're rapping like a hoe.
Your rhymes have flow
Like rock solid snow.
What, you got jewels?
Don't weigh yourself down
I'm sure it'll be cool
When I bust a cap in your crown.
You been eating mayonnaise?
Your rapping's so white.
You call that a haze?
Bro you can't even fight.
You think you're grown up?
Come on, give it up.
Take about twenty more years
And see if you can get a slut.
You may have banged my girl,
But I can guarantee
That even when I'm dead
You won't be having more sex than me.
Well at least with women,
You think I didn't see?
You got more white on your lips
Than my girlfriend and me.
Oh I'm sorry,
Did I hurt your feelings?
I thought you dropped a tear
When you saw your own girl leaving.
Where there's smoke there's fire
You've just been burned
It's time for you to retire.
Gs325jcbd forfeited this round.
That's no fun
Looks like he couldn't
Back his words with his gun
I think I've made my case
I just beat this kid out
Hope you got a good taste
My opponent just wants to pout
have you looked in a mirror? looking like a tiki
Are you sure you don't live in a tepee?
Homeless fool, you cant even see me
Laquaine is that you name right?
I bet your dark as night
come to your house, bet this niglet couldn't even fight
I'm so fly, I look like a kite
You so ugly,though, I could get a real fright
could you Google elephant man for me?
dang, are you sure that isn't your twin?
I believe its time to get a reality check
dude, where is your girlfriend?
I'm sorry if you don't know but she isn't real
even if you had one I bet she would be used to getting on Dem knees
cause she would have been learning everyday
you sweeter than a lemon
why do you act so feminine?
my girl and I tried something new
I believe its the 69
I doubt you could ever do something like that with that fake girl even if you tried
Stop acting like Obama, quit lying
I'm surprised your dad didn't tell you to act like a man and quit crying
you remind me of a losing army, always dying.
Bout to go to the board walk and get some Oreos that are deep frying
Good day to you and your imaginary girlfriend
I just pressed review to send
too bad your " girlfriend " cant bend
I find it extremely sad that gay is the new trend
I will never switch but I cant say the same for you
you like sweet things like Winne the Pooh
Cant wait till this nut ceases to exist
I bet he is going to have a fit
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Vote Placed by STALIN 3 years ago
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Reasons for voting decision: Couldn't decide who to vote for. Pro gets conduct point because Con FF.
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