The Instigator
Cute_Pirate
Pro (for)
The Contender
WilliamSchulz
Con (against)

Rap battle no cry babies allowed!

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Voting Style: Open Point System: 7 Point
Started: 11/13/2017 Category: Arts
Updated: 4 weeks ago Status: Debating Period
Viewed: 174 times Debate No: 105014
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Cute_Pirate

Pro

WALK THE PLANK MY LOVER!
SHANK, THEN GANK SPANK THIS LAND LUBBER!
SOON WE'LL TURN HIS ARSE HOLE INTO RUBBER!

OHHH!

CUTLASS IN WANK HAND WITH A CONDOM IN THE OTHER,
SAID HE LOVED MY BIG TITS, I MADE SURE TO SMOTHER!

SLAP YOUR BELL-END RIGHT AND PUT IT IN ME ARSE HOLE
MAKE SURE IT'S TIGHT LIGHT A SNUG LITTLE PARCEL


MY CAT TOOK A SH-T ON MY LANDING,
SMELT LIKE CAT FOOD IT WAS OUTSTANDING!

FOR IT'S A PIRATES LIFE FOR ME!

AYE!

KILLED AN UGLY MAN-SOUL, NAME HIS DEAD BODY MIKE, LOVED HIS LITTLE ARSE HOLE EVEN THOUGH IMA DIKE

FOR IT'S A PIRATES LIFE FOR ME!
WilliamSchulz

Con

Missy, you are messing here at the wrong time
Take your raps in a compass, because they now arr mine.
I will walk the plank miss, but not after I feel
How your nudism helps advance your sex appeal!

Maybe you feel cute, but you're about to get the boot,
Call out my parrots, and make them shout the hoot
Cause when my ship advances and leaves yours in the snoot
I have already boarded ship and stolen your loot!

I'm a top notch rapper, making sure I'm well fed
When I spit a bar, sources have me at 100% cred
You don't need to rap again, you know that I'll always have led
Sit down hun, I'm gonna put some brown on that red.

Check my religion, your failure raps I don't condone
Trying to downplay me as some sort of traffic cone
But when you try to advance on me, you'll be alone
Worse than the image of you that shows you've not even grown

In the next round, you'll need to fire much more than a booty slap
So I'm going to go to sleep now, and take a well-deserved nap.
Debate Round No. 1
Cute_Pirate

Pro

MY ARSE IS PLUMP,
IT'S A TOOTY SNOOTY RUMP,
CHECKED IT FOR A LUMP,
FOUND A TINY BUMP.

OHHH!
I GOT ARSE CANCER
AND RUM IS THE ANSWER!
YES RUM IS THE ANSWER!
RUM IS THE ANSWER!
OHHH!
I GOT ARSE CANCER AND RUM IS THE ANSWER!
YES RUM IS THE ANSWER TO MY BACK SIDE CANCER!

A MUSCLE BOUND BACK-SIDE IT BE!
PORKED BY MANY MEN AT SEA!
I DON'T CHARGE, MY BUTT HOLE IS FREE!

OHHH!

I'M A PIRATE WITH ARSE CANCER AND LIFE IS GOOD!
AND SEMEN DRENCHES MY BREASTS, LIKE IT SHOULD!

BUTT CANCER.
A MUTT CALLED PRANCER.
A STRUT FOR MY MATE LANCER!

THIS IS THE PIRATES LIFE,
NOT GOING TO FVCK YOU, NOR BECOME YOU WIFE!

YOU'LL JUST HAVE TO WATCH ME FINGER FROM A DISTANCE.
DON'T CUMM ANY CLOSER, I DON'T NEED ASSISTANCE.

MY NIPPLES ARE HARD,
I JUST SQUIRTED A COUPLE YARD

NOW MY PVSSY IS SOAKED,
BEFORE I SQUIRTED, I CROAKED

ARSE CANCER! ARSE CANCER! ARSE CANCER FOR EVERYONE!

-She, in her drunken and rather cumm-soaked mess of a state, dances off into the night, never to be seen again, nor for that matter ever to be talked about. This was the last time anyone ever saw Cute Pirate. Indeed she shall be missed-
WilliamSchulz

Con

I don't see why you're trying to rap about your butthole
but I'll smack both of your cheeks for free, twofold
I'd rap against a pirate and kill it, I was told,
But your fantasies are not nearly as bold as what you've sold.

Rum is definitely not the answer, I think you're getting meek
I can't become your man, that would mean I'm a freak
But I'm not, I am truthfully and wholly discreet
More than the huge massive warts contained on your feet.

Thank goodness you ran away, don't come back again
Or else I'll tell the story how I whipped you again, I got the pen
To write the tales and your woes in my rap den
Worth more bars than the entirety of the Canadian yen.

My raps are gold, your tales are cancer enough
I'm a man, who works out all day to get buff
And I wouldn't want to come up to you and take a snuff
Because your like a pile of Jello, baby you're not that tough!

I continue rapping on, you really won't be missed
Shoot you out of my shotgun, but far enough into the mist
I hope you never come back again, or I'll sever your wrist
With the double knife I carry, like Wolverine and his fist.
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