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NDECD1441
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The Contender
frankfurter50
Con (against)

Rap battle practice 3

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Voting Style: Open Point System: 7 Point
Started: 10/29/2017 Category: Music
Updated: 2 weeks ago Status: Debating Period
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NDECD1441

Pro

Rap battle practice 3 is here! Usual rules apply, no forfeiture, go hard, use as much of the word limit as you want and no calling the police if stuff involving what rap usually has gets involved. Good luck.
frankfurter50

Con

I accept because I'm bored as Hell. Here goes.

Thou art a foul mouthed and sickly man,
who imposes thy faults upon others,
and doth not know the world that thou art in.
Thy filthy chamber pot!
Thou art, in fact, not one, but twice a chamber pot.
Filled with the loathsome feces
of the most detestable human refuse
passed down from generation to generation.
Thou art a fiend, sir.
twas your kind who have started all wars
and brought about the downfall of nations.
I pity thee, sir, and hope that God Almighty
can save thee from the burning pitchfork of Satan.
Thou art a far greater villain than Macbeth
and more devious than Hamlet's scheming uncle.
I pity thee, sir.
Truly, thy art a piece of garbage,
swept up after being dropped from uncaring hands,
then burned in a monstrous furnace,
larger than Dublin.
Fool! Thy buttocks hang from thy body,
like a pair of limp muffins.
I detest myself for daring to speak to one so wretched as thee.
Charlatan! Dost thou not see your grotesque flaws?
Imbecile is the one word which describes a man such as you.
Have you no pity for those
who are tortured by your presence?
Ah, of course not.
You hath not a brain.
Which takes me unto my next topic.
Your abundant stupidity.
Your head has no brain,
and your eyes seethe with malicious hate.
You wear a triangular cap,
which signals to others your low personality.
I pity thee, sir, but not with empathy,
for that would be too kind.
Debate Round No. 1
NDECD1441

Pro

Spitting in old english but Frank ain't no Shakespeare
You cry when I'm around, so scared you can taste fear
I was wanted for being great but now my name's clear
I'm rapping spitting fire around you hearing my mates cheer

I doubt I even have to rap to let the people know you're a jerk
Don't mess with me I'm soft but I can go beserk
This rap battle ain't nothing compared to me
I'm every good thing you could never be

I read this 10 times but still can't find the rhymes
Is this going to be like the other times?
That I fight someone who doesn't know what they're doing?
Who to be killing, destroying and suing?

Well I believe so, you don't need to be kind
I found many things you couldn't find
If you ever thought you could mess with me
I'm a dragon, read the D.
frankfurter50

Con

You're speedy. Wow. I'm pretty speedy too.

There once was a man of no fun,
named NDECD1441.
He thought Shakespeare was old,
he's really quite bold,
but he spoke in an idiot's tongue.

There once was a man of no fun,
named NDECD1441.
He's a big honking turd
expelled by a bird,
and I've left him sorely outdone.

There once was a man of no fun,
named NDECD1441.
He's a mean pool of vomit
expelled by a comet,
and humor? Ha ha. He has none.

There once was a man of no fun,
named NDECD1441.
He has a black and white shot,
where he looks like a snot.
Funny? Not at all, son.

There once was a man of no fun,
named NDECD1441.
he thinks WILL.I.AM.
isn't a stupid canned ham,
and his I.Q. does not weigh a ton.

There once was a man of no fun,
named NDECD1441.
He came here one night,
from a cemetery site,
and his bandages will be undone.

There once was a man of no fun,
named NDECD1441.
He thinks he will win,
to that I give a grin,
for this debate is only half done.
Debate Round No. 2
NDECD1441

Pro

(You wanna write a poem? I'ma write a story
Becareful though because right here, it may get a little gory)

I walk down the park, straight into the alley
Over there I see a man, his name is Franky
He looks like he is crying, I give him a hanky
He glares at me though so instead, I give him a spanky

Screams and chaos, bloodshot eyes
I pay close attention, that was when I realize
He and his friends have lead through really hard lives
Now his friends are gone and inside he slowly dies

He leans against me and begins to cry
Tells me his whole life is a lie
I can't help but begin to feel bad for him
Look at his malnutritioned body, it's less than slim

Suddenly he collapses his muscles weak
I am sorry to say his health has reached it's peak
Just as I am about to set him down, rest in peace
He attacks me strength restored like the work of the Golden Fleece

I have to roll out of the way as he screamed
"Why didn't you let me die just like I dreamed?"
"Now I gotta kill you, is my life like it seems?
Wants to die, get's saved, like a bad meme!"

I feel betrayed and anger all of a sudden
I combine my bars, feel the power rush in
I rise from the ground ready to crush him
He wants to die? FINE! If really he wants it

The night sky flickers as lightning flashes
Hits a plane crashes, he burns to ashes
Spewing rhymes coursed by adrenaline better than Cashis
He whips out a knife, uselessly slashes

But I'm invulnerable now, I'm in my own storm
I concentrate, shape it, as it tales form
I'm a giant then a titan then as big as the Colossus
I'm the world on top of Atlas, you are the smallest

I whip down, blast him with all my might
Until in his eyes, I don't see the light
I spit at your corspe, wasn't even a fight
Turning around, I'm walking home, into the night.
frankfurter50

Con

Sung to the tune of Eddie Cochran's "Summertime Blues"

He said he wants to beat me up without any provocation!
Just because I agreed to debate in this super stupid fashion!
You really are an idiot, an imbecile too
You say, "Oh, I'm so much better than you."
But violence and threats won't get you anywhere
I'm going to win and you're gonna feel despair!

Do do do do. Do do do do.

You think you're super cool and really super magical
Just because you make allusions to Greek periods classical!
I'll tell you right now, you're really not that smart.
You say, "Oh, you're gonna say fart."
Actually I wasn't. I'm not that immature.
I'm going to win and you're gonna eat your fur!

Do do do do. Do do do do.

You think you can win by making me dead!
You think you can win by getting into my head!
that's not the way to fight, I'm really quite sure!
You say, "It isn't? Learning's such a stupid chore."
Your gory allegory just doesn't scare me.
I've got you outnumbered, from ten zillion to three!

Do do do do. Do do do do.

I bet you want to know my secret, you want to win.
I'll tell you right now where you can begin.
Use more than one poetic form, be more pleasing to the ear!
You say, "Oh, oh, I'm your greatest fear!"
You're not, and even if I don't use normal rap,
AT least, unlike your own rap, my rap isn't crap!

Do do do do. Do do do do.

Do do do do. Do do do do.
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Debate Round No. 5
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Posted by frankfurter50 1 week ago
frankfurter50
That's fine. I think I won.
Posted by NDECD1441 1 week ago
NDECD1441
I'm sorry I couldn't complete the battle :(. I had no Wifi. I could do a rematch if you want but not until 2 weeks later. Sorry!
Posted by frankfurter50 1 week ago
frankfurter50
ONE DAY LEFT! You'd BETTER GO FOR IT!
Posted by frankfurter50 1 week ago
frankfurter50
ONE DAY LEFT! You'd BETTER GO FOR IT!
Posted by frankfurter50 2 weeks ago
frankfurter50
One day! Go ahead! This is going to be fun!
Posted by frankfurter50 2 weeks ago
frankfurter50
One day! Go ahead! This is going to be fun!
Posted by frankfurter50 2 weeks ago
frankfurter50
One day left, sir! Go ahead and post your next rap thing!
Posted by frankfurter50 2 weeks ago
frankfurter50
It's not old English. It's early Modern English. Old English isn't understandable and dates back to the time of the druids.
Posted by Masterful 2 weeks ago
Masterful
I would not want to mess with someone who raps in old English! You NEVER mess with someone who raps in old English.
Posted by Masterful 2 weeks ago
Masterful
I really enjoyed reading Frankfurters rap. Using old English was creative. lmfao
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