The Instigator
mc9
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The Contender
cakerman
Con (against)
Winning
6 Points

Rap battle round one

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after 2 votes the winner is...
cakerman
Voting Style: Open Point System: 7 Point
Started: 9/1/2017 Category: Entertainment
Updated: 4 months ago Status: Post Voting Period
Viewed: 349 times Debate No: 103759
Debate Rounds (4)
Comments (10)
Votes (2)

 

mc9

Pro

1st round is acceptance only

This is for mharmans rap battle tourney
Debate Round No. 1
mc9

Pro

Fakerman do you really think you can take me man
Please stop or I'll lyrically slap you silly dumb hillbilly
Lyrically you think you can kill me, I doubt it so don't be mouthin off to me because you see I'm the best in this tourney but for you the journey will be cut short so please child go build a fort
Cuz to put it mildly I'm the best you'll ever see and no that's not hyperbole so just stop and you can keep a little bit of dignity

This diss is scathing and you better not be hating and you'll never be mating and after this short lived battle you will be cremated and my desire or victory will finally be sated and your stupid raps will be slated and universally hated and they'll be burned and it will be a lesson learned not to mess with me

Hope you learned a lesson and next time we meet you better be confessin that I'm the best in this game and tell your non existent friends do the same
cakerman

Con

You talk all this weak sh-t until you see my resume
I hate to say it but a round one loss will flood you with dismay
you talk big words but I'll ad-lib until your hair goes gray
this isn't even the main course, it's barely an entree
would a switch of style outweigh the negatives
on the twelfth day of Christmas I killed all your known living relatives
I make you drowsy with sedatives like Mike Tyson's PunchOut with Action Replay

look here mc9
you're more like a benign tumor
I hear from the grapevine you gotta poor sense of humor
so sooner or later i'mma tear into you with my canines
this battle is gory like the WW1 front lines
title the headline

"Man's spine turns to dust!"

this is a good opportunity to outline
that this may be the sign
that you're not ready to face off with a fully charged alkaline
battery I'm genuine
not close to borderline murder
go into the drive thru with your body and pick up a burger
so I think before we go any further
you should understand i'm a lyrical miracle worker
so rethink this battle before sh-t gets worser
Debate Round No. 2
mc9

Pro

sorry I'm late please don't hate but Alayna orkp
cakerman

Con

My opponent conceded because he knows he was first round defeated
he didn't even get on his knees and scream, pleading
instead he babied out like an infant that's breast feeding
or a BLM activist getting pulled over on the way to the rally speeding
then wonder why you get arrested when you disrupt legal proceeding
I know that was controversial but i'm a mean demon
battle after battle I keep on succeeding
and I never leave the arena without my opponent bleeding
I hit you so hard you act like you're exceeding
legal blood alcohol levels so you'll be needing
an uber I'll get it for you since you're having a hard time reading
Debate Round No. 3
mc9

Pro

i forfeit
cakerman

Con

I Win, and go on to face JimShady in the semis
Debate Round No. 4
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Posted by cakerman 4 months ago
cakerman
I'm not sure if I should wait for Mharman to contact me for round 2 or if the first round bracket gets filled out or something
Posted by JimShady 4 months ago
JimShady
I would vote but since I'm in the competish I guess I can't.

Anyways, evem if mc9 wouldn't have forfeited, cakerman looks like he woulda won.
Posted by JimShady 4 months ago
JimShady
Challenge your opponent then
Posted by JabarTucker 4 months ago
JabarTucker
im here guys
Posted by Mharman 4 months ago
Mharman
Mc9, you're going to need to post an argument again. Just say "I forfeit".
Posted by Mharman 4 months ago
Mharman
cakerman advances
Posted by NDECD1441 4 months ago
NDECD1441
Well cakerman, good luck in round two!
Posted by cakerman 4 months ago
cakerman
why tho
Posted by mc9 4 months ago
mc9
I concede
Posted by mc9 4 months ago
mc9
Whoops sorrj
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Vote Placed by Mharman 4 months ago
Mharman
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Reasons for voting decision: ff
Vote Placed by dsjpk5 4 months ago
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Reasons for voting decision: Concession.