The Instigator
Teemo
Pro (for)
Winning
3 Points
The Contender
SONOFGOD2013
Con (against)
Losing
1 Points

Rap battle.

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after 1 vote the winner is...
Teemo
Voting Style: Open Point System: 7 Point
Started: 5/13/2014 Category: Miscellaneous
Updated: 2 years ago Status: Post Voting Period
Viewed: 891 times Debate No: 54552
Debate Rounds (5)
Comments (22)
Votes (1)

 

Teemo

Pro

I am probably the worst rapper on earth. However just for fun, I wanna rap to! So you start, and in the last round write no more than "thanks for the battle". Otherwise, you forfeit all 7 points.
SONOFGOD2013

Con

Round 1 is acceptance, so you start son. You wanted a feud. Well you got one.
Debate Round No. 1
Teemo

Pro

Before beginning, I would like to point out that my opponent has already cheated, and thus the 7 point deduction shall take place.
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BEST RAPPER NA?
I'LL EASILY TAKE YOU DOWN,
I AM A MESSED UP YORDLE,
WHERE AS YOU ARE A INSECURE CLOWN,
YOU CLAIM TO BE THE RAP GOD,
WELL THAT WAS A SELF APPOINTED CROWN
I AM SORRY BOY,
BUT THERE IS A NEW SUMMONER IN TOWN

SUCH A HYPOCRITE YOU ARE,
YOU WANNA BE THE STAR,
SAY YOU LOVE JESUS,
BUT YOUR ACTIONS ARE WORST THAN SCARS!
YOU SWEAR AT HIS CHILDREN,
AND PRETEND TO BE SUPERIOR,
WHEN I AM DONE YOU WILL BE RUNNING
CUZ YOUR EXTREMELY INFERIOR
SONOFGOD2013?
MORE LIKE HATER, AMATEUR,
A NOOB WHO IS MEAN.

BOY, YOU ARE IN FOR A TREAT
YOU ARE SO LUCKY I'M NOT GONNA TRY,
SO TAKE A SEAT,
BEFORE YOU CRY.
YOU SUCK AT RAPPING,
YET SO DO I
HOWEVER, I'M BETTER,
SADLY TRUE, I'M CLEAN,
YOU ARE NOTHING MORE,
THEN A VOICE CRACKING TEEN.

YOU WEREN'T EVEN ABLE TO KEEP A GIRL,
YOU PROBABLY WOULDN'T EVEN
GET A SQUIRREL.
EVEN FOREVER ALONE COULD GET ONE,
YOU HOWEVER CAN'T EVEN GET SCUM
OH SORRY,
DON'T TELL ON ME TO YOUR MUM.

HEY KID I'M TEEMO CAN'T YOU SEE?
I'VE BEEN BLINDING YOU BEFORE YOU HIT LEVEL 3!
MY POISON WILL HURT YOU, EVEN IF I'M AFK!
MY SHROOMS GET YOU DRUNK,
AND THEN YOU FLASH AWAY.

I HAVE BEEN BANGING TRISTANA,
EVEN THOUGH SHE IS IN ANOTHER LANE,
MY SKILLS ARE EVEN BETTER
THAN KOREANS WHO PLAY SWAIN.
HATERS HATE ME,
BUT GIRL SUMMONERS I ENTERTAIN,
OH YOU DIED AGAIN?
WHAT A SHAME.

WHEN I AM STILL,
YOU CANNOT EVEN SEE ME,
PERHAPS I AM IN THAT BUSH,
COME AND SEE!
IT'S NOT LIKE THERE ARE TRAPS,
NO SHROOMS NOT EVEN 2,
YOU WILL DIE REGARDLESS IF YOU ARE ALONE,
OR WITH THE ENTIRE CREW
YOU TRY TO GANK ME,
CAN'T CATCH ME WITH MY DOUBLE U

RABADON'S DEATH CAP,
HAS MORE LIFE AT PARTIES,
OH YOUR CRYING,
MY BAD IM SORRY!
BUT LEMME NOW TELL YOU A STORY,
ABOUT SOME KID WHO THOUGHT HE COULD RAP,
AND BOY WAS HE HORNY,
HE ALWAYS LOOKED AT MISS FORTUNE,
THEN DECIDED TO FAP.
BUT HIS BOWL SYNDROME STOPPED HIM
SO HE TOOK A CRAP.
ON CHRISTIMAS,
HE STILL SITS ON THAT PEDOPHILE'S LAP.

WHEN I WAS A BABY I DIDN'T EVEN CRAWL,
INSTEAD OF RAPPING AGAINST A BAD LIKE YOU,
I RATHER RUN THROUGH A WALL,
BUT IT'S STILL YOUR CALL,
BUT TO BE HONEST,
PLEASE DON'T RECALL,
GO AFK, AND THEN PROMPTLY UNINSTALL


SONOFGOD2013

Con

SONOFGOD2013 forfeited this round.
Debate Round No. 2
Teemo

Pro

WHAT? YOU QUIT SO SOON?
I MUST HAVE POPPED YOUR BALLOON
YOUR LIKE A CATERPILLAR
WHO IS TOO WUSS TO COME OUT OF HIS CACOON

GOD OF RAP?
LOOK OUT, IT'S A FAP!
LOOKS LIKE GOD IS TO SCARED,
EVEN ON SANTA'S LAP,
TRYING TO BE CHRISTIAN,
WELL THAT'S A LOAD OF CRAP

MY POISON IS TOO STRONK,
MY SKILLS TO FAST,
YOU CHANCE AT RAPPING
HAS ALREADY PAST,
YOU WANNA BE RAPPER,
YET YOU ALWAYS COME IN LAST.

YOU THINK YOU'RE SO GOOD,
8/11/24
OH MAN,
THAT'S A HORRIBLE SCORE,
NOTICE HOW THOSE 24,
WERE ALL RAPS,
YOU EVEN LOST,
WHEN YOU SET A NOOB TRAP!

FOR NOW I AM DONE,
THE SCORE IS TWO TO NONE,
THIS IS SO LAME,
THIS YORDLE WANTS TO HAVE FUN!

FOR THE TIME BEING,
YOU WON'T BE SEING,
THE REASON YOU DON'T RAP BACK,
IS CUZ YOU FAIL AT READING.
SONOFGOD2013

Con

SONOFGOD2013 forfeited this round.
Debate Round No. 3
Teemo

Pro

Looks like he is too scared to rap. I don't believe it is worth it to continue. Continuing is like rapping against a wall.
SONOFGOD2013

Con

SONOFGOD2013 forfeited this round.
Debate Round No. 4
Teemo

Pro

I beat a little boy who claims he is so good at rapping, but is too scared to even face me.
SONOFGOD2013

Con

SONOFGOD2013 forfeited this round.
Debate Round No. 5
22 comments have been posted on this debate. Showing 1 through 10 records.
Posted by SONOFGOD2013 2 years ago
SONOFGOD2013
Man Teemo is a hater. Haters are people who think they are better than people. They do mean things when they really don't have a reason to. Teemo never won me officially because what's the point of rapping if that 7 point deduction cr@p is there. So I am better but I lose anyways because if that. So Teemo stop thinking that your better than everyone else. Because your not.
Posted by SONOFGOD2013 2 years ago
SONOFGOD2013
Dude what's the point of rapping if that 7 point deduction cr@p is there. Think a little before saying things "Teemo."
Posted by Teemo 2 years ago
Teemo
Wow, I guess this self claimed "best rapper" is too scared to rap against a little badger. He can't even beat an amateur.
Posted by Teemo 2 years ago
Teemo
LOL what game? League of Legends? You probably don't even know how to use your ult XD
Posted by SONOFGOD2013 2 years ago
SONOFGOD2013
Maybe I am a troll. Hey I'm better than you at your own game and I'm not even trying.
Posted by Teemo 2 years ago
Teemo
LOL a troll? I made rules that you should of read but broke. Maybe you are the troll, considering your extremely low win ratio.
Posted by SONOFGOD2013 2 years ago
SONOFGOD2013
So I see your still a troll. What's the point of rapping if I lost all 7 points already.
Posted by SONOFGOD2013 2 years ago
SONOFGOD2013
I am but that's seven point deduction tho
Posted by Teemo 2 years ago
Teemo
LOL, you don't care? I guess your not man enough to face a little badger.
Posted by ESocialBookworm 2 years ago
ESocialBookworm
But his first line rhymed so it could count...
1 votes has been placed for this debate.
Vote Placed by baus 2 years ago
baus
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Reasons for voting decision: Conduct because Pro's font really hurt my eyes. Nevertheless, FF on Con's part.