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Started: 3/19/2014 Category: Miscellaneous
Updated: 2 years ago Status: Post Voting Period
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Honestly, I have no idea how the heck to rap. But I wanted to try it out. You will being, and then on the last round type "thanks for the battle". Have fun, I know I will.


Go first so I see how good you are.
Debate Round No. 1


Bummer, I am really, bad can you please go first? Sorry for wasting this round.


Why you couldn't go first, bummer
I thought you were stupid but now I think your even dummer
You need some fixing
So your the leaky faucet and I am the plumber

Well at least you say that your bad
Which I do understand
But next you want to have fun and say "what a thrill "
Try going against someone who doesn't have twice as much skill
Debate Round No. 2


Let the ladies like you go first,
Then imma get laid,
The only way you could, is if you paid
Try to fix this faucet,
just like Mario,
but brah, you gots no chance though.

My dog gets more b*tches than you,
sorry brah but you know it's true.
So step down,
don't waste yo time,
cuz the only babes you get
are pedos online.

You wan't them babes,
I don't think you can,
the only thing you can get
is your left hand.

I know I can't rap,
but you are even worst bro,
the only thing you can wrap
is a mother father taco.


Don't you get you fucing dumb@ss I'm the smartest, your nothing but a motherfucing choke artist
Fucing with me man you must kidding, I starting to think you don't really have a interest in living
Man what raps are you freaking bringing, cuz I'm winning and I'm not even rapping ,IM SINGING
You fucing rookie, how do you get more b!tches, if you've never even seen a pusy
I hope you get it but I have one more thing to say, I'll end this with fuc you but have a nice day
Debate Round No. 3


WOAH, we got a bad@ss over here,
so smart,
with motherfuking homo nerds in his rear,
Hey mario, nerds are just easy cards,
I get Megan fox and your mom,
but she doesn't make me hard.

So sit down,
with your taco in your sticky hands,
you can't rap,
go join a band.

I would shake your hand, but they're too sticky,
if you know what I mean,
your worst than a rocky,
I see those wet marks on yo gay @ss jeans.

Go in the washroom, where no one can hear,
because yo raps are worst then that one
of those nerdy queers.


Damn you suck all you do is annoy me, so I'm gonna be here to destroy you
My raps pierce through worse than a blade, say I'm gay, but your 51 and have never even been laid
You fucing maggot, I'm not gay, your the only f@ggot, you have a dildo because of your riding habit
My raps are messing with you causing havoc, and I don't give a fuc if I sound jacked up
B!tch you losing and your getting smacked up, cuz your nothing but 51 year old version
Who's raps sound like lil Wayne the generic version
Debate Round No. 4


Ever heard of a rhyme?
I guess you ain't got no time.
Paying homos to lay you,
all you have is a dime.

now still not keen.
Getting homos with the allowance
that yo mama gave you with resilience.

I think your too young, so you won't understand,
resilience is to spring, and then stand.
Like yo mama in bed, right before I finish her.

So lay off,
I don't have no dildo,
but I know who does! *cough* *cough*

Dayum, I need cough drop, can't find one bigger than yo man breast,
oo and yo mama's vaj,
It's the best.

So sit down, with yo homos too,
studying helps, it's true!
fourteen, probs lost his virginity to a dog,
every time he pays, he may keep a log,
Gary, James, Jacky too!
Riding eachother in study hall,

Messed up my age, I'm 5,
and gonna drop the bomb,
Yeah that's right I'm 5!

Sit down, with sticky hands, homomilk and maybe a plunger too,
cuz imma chill here, waiting for you.
You can't rap, you are just a tool,
so wait a bit nub,
and stay in school.


It's not worth getting my sick raps posted, cause you raps are so bad your getting yourself roasted
I won't kill you,ill put you in my cage, you say your 5 man that's not your age
Your a 51 year old no life who lives on minimum wage, B!tch I'll shot you, get this gun and put It through you
Making you wish this is something you shouldn't have accepted to and gotten put through , Well that's all that's it
Hope you realized you raps ain't sh!t, and you throw a fit,and see that in the rap world you suck dick
My raps are ravage, and my flow is savage, and your not a challenge, I beat you so bad I think I left some brain damage
Debate Round No. 5
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Posted by Jabuticaba 2 years ago
Umm, dude you didn't follow the rules, the last round was supposed to be nothing but "thanks for the battle"
Posted by SONOFGOD2013 2 years ago
I'm not trying my hardest cuz you say that your not good so ya
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Vote Placed by Finalfan 2 years ago
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Reasons for voting decision: Gonna have to go a little deeper than gay jokes and violent threats! If your gonna have a battle make it funny or else you sound like sociopaths!