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tmoney226
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stargateman
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Started: 4/30/2010 Category: Entertainment
Updated: 6 years ago Status: Voting Period
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tmoney226

Pro

This will be a custom rap battle
rules
1. you do not have to create the rap yourself, please paste a video of the rap on the debate though.
2. please choose a rap that does not include bad language (not much at least).
3. lyrics can be posted but are not required.
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STAR WARS GANGSTA RAP
lyrics:
It's not the east or the west side.
No its not
It's not the north or the south side.
No its not
It's the Dark side.
You are correct.
Keep frontin' of the Empire, So all you vader haters out there, go blow your planet up!
What is thy bidding my master?
It's a disaster Skywalker we're after.
What if he could be turned to the dark side...
Yes, he'd be a powerful ally, another dark jedi.
He will join us or die.

We got deathstar (DeathStar)
We got deathstar (DeathStar)
We got deathstar (DeathStar)
We got deathstar (DeathStar)
We got deathstar (Deathstar)
We got deathstar (Deathstar)
We got deathstar (Deathstar)
We got deathstar (Deathstar)
And you know that we got it (Deathstar)
And you know that we got it (Deathstar)

Fades...

Uncle Owen:

Luke, getcho *** over here right now,
Stop monkeying 'round that landspeeder,
Where them two droids I asked you to clean boy?,
Did you clean your room?

Luke:

Uncle Owen, I know I'm on probation
I cleaned the droids
Can I go to tashi station
I got a lay away on a power converter
But now you're treating me like a scruffy nerf herder
Obi Wan (Ben):
Luke use the force and run
Run to dagobah run to dagobah
Luke use the force and run
Run to dagobah run to dagobah

Yoda:

I'm Yoda, I'm a soldier
I'll mold ya and fold ya
I though I told ya
Don't be unwise
Judge me not by my size
You won't believe your eyes
Once the X wing rise

Luke:

Yoda why you bein' a playa hata
You know that I must still confront Lord Vader

Yoda:

But Luke,
Not ready are you

Luke:

But there's a city in the clouds where they're keeping my crew
A Jedi's got to do what a Jedi's got to do
So now Vader, I'm coming for you

Vader:

Impressive now release your anger
You must have sensed what your friends are in danger

Luke:

OWW! Why'd you slice off my hand

Vader:

Its imperative you understand
Obi Wan would never bother
Telling you about your father

Luke:

He told me enough - he told me you killed him

Vader:

Then there's something I must reveal him

I'm your father
I'm your father
I'm your father
I'm your father
I'm your father
I'm your father
I'm your father
I'm your father

Uncle Owen:

Knock em out the box Luke
Knock em out
Knock em out the box Luke
Knock em out
Knock em out the box Luke
Knock em out
Knock em out the box Luke
Knock em out
Knock em out the box Luke

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stargateman

Con

This is going to be awesome a rap to a rap well i got a rap for you here its beast
Debate Round No. 1
tmoney226

Pro

This will blow your MIND!
MCDONALDS THE RAP
Sittin' on the couch with the morning post
With a cold cup of coffee and some boring toast
Thinkin' I'm-a change it up, yeah that's always fun
What you reckon, Remz? A McDonald's run

So we hit the couch cushions, need some dollars, friend
Yo, I found a five. Man, that's Canadian.
How 'bout a loonie? A twonie? A spoon or The Goonies?
Oh, it's 10:25. Dude, you gotta move, G.

Got the cash, got the car, got the pedal to the floor
Speed limit's 25, but I'm doing 34
Going drive-thru style, man it's fast express
You can call it trans fat, I call it happiness

Roll up to the teller fella with a minute to spare
Frenchy with a headset, "can I take your order?"
A McGriddle with a little sweet and sour there, son
A McMuffin, then be stuffin' muffins up in my trunk

Then a tray or two of hotcakes, man I can't decide, uh...
All's I know is hit them things with Aunt Jemimah
How 'bout an egg fajita for some Texas flavor
No drama but my momma wants a breakfast bagel

Don't forget my #4, or there'll be hell to spend
And I want them eggs poached like an elephant
Frenchy back on the line, "is that all your order?"
No it ain't, fool, I want a Coca-Cola!

Get my cup of Coke and I'm-a start a riot
Cuz on the cup lid, dude depressed the "diet"
Check his shirt tag, and I catch the name
Brian, I ain't tryin' to drink aspartame

Sittin' on the couch, 'bout an hour later
Pickin' at a pouch of some Now n' Laters
Hardly starving, man, but I find a hunch
Start the car up fast because it's time for lunch

It just takes two bucks and I get what I need
Two beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese
"Supersize Me" said he's had enough of it
But how is it bad for my heart if I'm in love with it?

If you never had McDonald's, heck, well dude you should
It's a party, like a Hardee's, except the food is good
Just don't get a large #2, I plead with you friend
Cuz it'll be a large #2 when you see it again

Enter the store, first you holla, then you
Pick a couple items off the dollar menu
Four hot McNuggets, dessert with custard
Mix the sweet n' sour with a squirt of mustard.

A Big Mac attack, you can max the lettuce
Paying ain't a pain, they take cash or credit
Want a water? You can pay up there for spring
Or get the free Grimace cup--how embarassing

They say, "you're playing with a cardiac arrest, my boy"
Only thing bad for my heart's when they forget my toy
Now I'm-a have a milkshake, but before you rant
It's made of shamrocks--now that's a plant

People say it's bad, but I don't believe them
McDonald's is peace--just ask Tom Friedman
Momma catch me with a 'zine, and she's screaming "stop!
Don't you worry, Mom, it's just my man Ray Kroc
stargateman

Con

well that was cool but try to mac this ha ha.
Debate Round No. 2
tmoney226

Pro

tmoney226 forfeited this round.
stargateman

Con

For my last argument i will post a good rap and say this was a beast debate.
Debate Round No. 3
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Posted by tmoney226 6 years ago
tmoney226
what?
Posted by feverish 6 years ago
feverish
Pro ftw.
Posted by link100 6 years ago
link100
if u not i fu, srry
Posted by link100 6 years ago
link100
stargatemon i fu want to win you need to gravitate away from stargate, its killin u
Posted by True2GaGa 6 years ago
True2GaGa
Yeah.......
Posted by popculturepooka 6 years ago
popculturepooka
Lol, yeah, belle, that's what I thought....
Posted by belle 6 years ago
belle
wait... its... a rap battle where you post OTHERS raps? lol... wtf...
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tmoney226
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