The Instigator
tvellalott
Pro (for)
Losing
14 Points
The Contender
popculturepooka
Con (against)
Winning
34 Points

Rap battle

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popculturepooka
Voting Style: Open Point System: 7 Point
Started: 9/26/2010 Category: Entertainment
Updated: 6 years ago Status: Post Voting Period
Viewed: 4,124 times Debate No: 13228
Debate Rounds (3)
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tvellalott

Pro

Yo, yo, yo.

I'm wanting to have an "8-Mile" rap style battle.
My opponent, whoever it is, may have the choice of going first and attacking me or my simply accept and allow me to go first.
If they choose to go first, they will not be allowed to post anything in their round 3 (an extra verse would obviously be an unfair advantage).
Also, since I am unable to self-vote, I would appreciate it if my opponent didn't either.

VOTE BOMBERS WILL BE PEGGED!!!

DJ, spin that sh!t.
popculturepooka

Con

I accept. Let the games begin! Good luck to tvellalott!
Debate Round No. 1
tvellalott

Pro

Parential discretion is adviced when my lyrics start,
A few mean words blow pookas confidence apart,
He might be quick witted in the DDO forums,
Against tvell, his raps are just boring.
Watch in shock as I dance circles around him,
then bring the crown because I am the rap king,
Aussie hip-hop, a-gainst it there is nothing...
you can do, your pad goes in the bin,
4chan /f/ags read this and cry out 'WIN!'
So depressed you drink a whole bottle of gin,
Please don't cry, i am not quite ished-Fin,
Violating words, to me it is no sin,
Can you hear the fat lady as she starts to sing.....

OOOOOOoooooooooOOOOOoOoOoOoooo!!!!!!! (Thats a fat lady singing here...)

The next verse starts, believe me, it's just as harsh,
In three weeks they'll find your corpse in a marsh,
Mind so dirty my thoughts need a bubble bath,
Tongue so sharp my words make a clear path,
destruction left and right, front, back and cen-ter,
fvcking with your cells so you gobble down placent-or,
If you ask real nice I'll be your rap mentor,
Slap you twice and brand you my b!tch wh0re,
Make you wash my clothes and scrub the bathroom floor,
I can't pay you, you'll have to remain poor,
I know it hurts, your joints start to get sore,
It's your own damn fault for being such a sad bore,
Every single line I write adds 5 points to my score,
The DDO readers cry out "tvell give us..."

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!

The last verse here, you can stop your b!tching,
So fvcking crazy my eye won't stop twitching,
What are you doing b!tch, get back in the kitchen,
Make me some eggs cause I'm going fishing,
Throw the line out, whatever did I just catch?
Word after word, my rhymes seem to just match,
I have whole box too, ready to start fires,
Your runner-up prize is 3 petrol soaked tires,
Killing mother-fvckers like a rhyming Michael Myers,
Your employer posts an ad, "New position for hire"
On the bright side, you won't need a funeral pyre.
Lyrics so lame, you can't find a single buyer,
From now on, you will answer me 'Yes, sire'.

Better wrap this up, I need to do some work.
Over to you pooka, signed your friend, King Jerk.
popculturepooka

Con

I know what ya'll thinking: is pcp gonna skimp on him? Hardly.
Since tv's from Australia, I'm really gonna put this "shrimp" on the barbie
G'day tv, I should say I'm going to treat him harshly
His raps are dead; all his "lines" fall flat like there's no heart beat
Kid says he's gonna make me wash his clothes and do his tasks
Lol, the only "chore" I'm doing is attempting to figure out how bad tv blew his raps
Screw this cat - he's full of more "stories" than the entire Eiffel
It's appropriate that this month it's "Halloween"; time to put a rest to Myers, Michael
His insults are trifle - think of an idiot...I'd bet this tv clowns dumber
I ain't referencing his homeland when I say my raps take him "Outback" and leave him "Down Under"
It's a bummer you think you can beat me...what are you smoking, noob?
This battle is like Soviet Russia - because pcp is smoking YOU
Dude, you're a magician [1] in Australia so I'll call you the Wizard of "OZ" (Aus)
Funny how you and him share the same characteristics: you're both frauds
It's so odd that you won't stop the hate because what you talk is fake
I don't care if you're Aussie - I don't swing your way - I'm not ya "mate"
Despite his name I don't think "tvell" has "alott" (a lot) to say
You got to pay attention and get to work on some better jokes, liar
Get a bit more "philosphical" or, perhaps, get a better "GhostWriter" [2]
I think by now everybody can see why I'm cocky
He got beat like he's meat in the freezer and I'm Rocky
My nick-name is "sting ray" which is kind of odd, see
but totally appropriate - because I just murdered this Aussie (Steve Irwin)

[1] "I'm an amateur magician" -- tvellalott
[2] http://www.debate.org...
Debate Round No. 2
tvellalott

Pro

Hocus pocus Pooka, watch me focus my bazooka
Listen as the crowd gets loud, it's blaring, they're staring,
so they'll notice when I've spooked ya.
I bet you think that was a fluke, huh?
I can see your fu-ture, cause I'm magic with the mentalism. It's not looking good.
You'd should treat it with pessimism and start knocking on some wood.

You had a poke at the Aussie jokes, I take it to a crazy level,
Mirrors and smoke, tvell's magic is no hoax, I'll maul you like a Tassie Devil,
You've got no flow, your energy is so low, it's rubbish, like landfill,
My lines come flowing like a swarming anthill,
Unshakable and musical like a Mormon band- he'll still
Be doing more chores like mopping up my four floors, after he bites the bitter pill.

Focused like bushido, which you do, surely know about,
Playing with your pseudo-flows, like a cat does with a mouse,
You don't even scare crows, straw man- you're lying.
Crushing you like an Eastern witch under a Kansas house.
I'm heartless like the tin man, you're cowardly like the lion,
You're reputations up in flames and mine just keeps on flying.

This is an exhibition match, Apollo Creed and Ivan Drago,
These lines are my efficient batch, your fears I feed, like a woodchopper in Fargo.
So Abra-Cadabra, I autopsy your cadaver,
exposure to my illness, is your official cause of death
You final words "Tvell, I feel this" were uttered with your final breath.
popculturepooka

Con

TV, your weak raps leave us deep in laughter
Me, on the other hand? Often mistook for a goat the way I be eatin' (w)rappers
After this I'm hoping to make him dissappear - that'll be the best magic trick
His "flow" is cr@p - He must've took a laxative
My rhymes are amazing - leave ya short of breath like asthma
My lines sick...known to cause a lot of diseases something like misama
He's going to be needing more "aid" than FAFSA
Because they'll put tv's back against the wall like a plasma
You're going LOONY TOONS if you think "Taz" could beat pcp
He wouldn't blow up with ACME products - take it easy, T
'Cuz you're lagging behind; I have flare (flair) like I'm light that's solar
You're like mtv - always trying to keep up with "popculture"
I'm ruthless, so there's no freebies, beezy
He thinks he's "phat", I say he's just fat, that's why I call him a WIDE-screen tv
Tv's kinda suspect; he's definitely not like Em (Eminem)
For one thing: girls are like remote controls - tv is turned off by them
It must be hard putting all this pressure on your back...you might get a hernia
But I still ain't feeling ya - you can call that hypothermia
It's a treat just to watch me flow; turn this zero into a, well, ze-ro
But I swear you won't need a program guide to find out I just cancelled this tv show
So my rhymes should be lessons for youngins
I'm just kidding; tv's fighting like it was Tekken or somethin'
I'm going to show kid he's really stressin' for nothin'
Hey, I just treat tv like a tv - I'll always be pressin' his buttons

:p
Debate Round No. 3
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Posted by Rednerrus 5 years ago
Rednerrus
this looks fun! i wants to battle me??
Posted by popculturepooka 5 years ago
popculturepooka
It was fun. Just lemme know when you wanna throw down again. :D
Posted by tvellalott 5 years ago
tvellalott
I want a recount! Nah, it was good fun pooka. I want a rematch sometime.
Posted by SoSilly 6 years ago
SoSilly
Neither rap seemed very good.
Posted by Rusty 6 years ago
Rusty
"This battle is like Soviet Russia - because pcp is smoking YOU"

Lol, awesome.
Posted by SaintNick 6 years ago
SaintNick
This battle was good! Overall I thought popculture did better because he had better lines, but tv was more consistent if that makes sense...like popculture had a few lines that were wack and irrelevant bu then sometimes I'd be like daaaaaamn that was a good one so overall I think he won this one.
Posted by popculturepooka 6 years ago
popculturepooka
Lol, yeah I suck at writing out how I *intend* for it to sound...

Ah well. That's why I'm not a pro. :)
Posted by popculturepooka 6 years ago
popculturepooka
I dunno, I tend to pause a lot when I say what I rhyme which definitely doesn't translate into writing as no one can hear my tempo except me. :/

It is definitely did not write those for a beat though...
Posted by feverish 6 years ago
feverish
By the way, if it wasn't clear, when I say below about oohs and aahs between the lines, I'm talking about audience reactions and emcee pauses like in this kind of battle with no beat.
Posted by feverish 6 years ago
feverish
PCP wins for funnier and cleverer disses. I really wanna hear you rap on a beat though man, I don't know if you've got some crazy, out-there flow to fit some of these lines in or stretch them out across the bars, or maybe these are intended to be more accapella style battle lyrics with pauses for oohs and aahs between the lines?

Decent performance from TV who had more complex rhyme patterns and perhaps a bit more bite than he did in the other battle of his I was just looking at, but PCP is a clear winner.
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